Other Sports....non hockey

[Cousin Strawberry]

Yeah.....y'all r right...my bad...every player is a dogfucking 7 foot tall unathletic Gumby.

My bad.

Good talk.

We used to lower our hoop to 9' and play half court in Burnaby. We looked like Pippen and Jordan out there

(Less tanned though)

[Carl Yagro]

Cuz, how often do you stand over the bowl to dunk your stream of piss and still miss the gimmee?

Bet your wife loves the rebounds.

[Cousin Strawberry]

Cuz, how often do you stand over the bowl to dunk your stream of piss and still miss the gimmee?

Bet your wife loves the rebounds.

If you just shoot at the backboard you're shooting at 100%...plus when you get to our age, taking a dump allows you to easily dunk your long balls in the cooling toilet water before retracting them for the bowel movement

[Topper]

May have been my favourite play of the game last night. Gobert is 4 time NBA Defensive Player of the Year and the Alien put him in a blender.

https://x.com/BleacherReport/status/205 ... 00634?s=20

[Meds]

That was sick.

He didn’t even need to pass. Could have scored after the double axel, the pass forcing the triple Salchow was almost unnecessary cruelty.

[donlever]

That was sick.

Speaking of unnecessary cruelty.

When you're 7' tall, tossing a big rubber bouncy ball into something 3 ' over your head doesn't seem so hard

[Topper]

The Alien said this back in October when asked about giving up an open shot to pass to a team mate.

"I probably turned down a shot I could make with my eyes closed but that was to get one of my teammates a shot he could make in his sleep."

[Cousin Strawberry]

See Donny? They can even make these shots with their eyes closed!

They theatrically gazelle back and forth til the last 5 minutes then they actually try...

[Meds]

They theatrically gazelle back and forth til the last 5 minutes then they actually try...

This was actually the reason I tuned out on the NBA way back when.