Other Sports....non hockey

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Cousin Strawberry
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Re: Other Sports....non hockey

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donlever wrote: Sat May 09, 2026 4:55 pm Yeah.....y'all r right...my bad...every player is a dogfucking 7 foot tall unathletic Gumby.

My bad.

Good talk.
We used to lower our hoop to 9' and play half court in Burnaby. We looked like Pippen and Jordan out there

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Cuz, how often do you stand over the bowl to dunk your stream of piss and still miss the gimmee?

Bet your wife loves the rebounds.
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Carl Yagro wrote: Sat May 09, 2026 5:08 pm Cuz, how often do you stand over the bowl to dunk your stream of piss and still miss the gimmee?

Bet your wife loves the rebounds.
If you just shoot at the backboard you're shooting at 100%...plus when you get to our age, taking a dump allows you to easily dunk your long balls in the cooling toilet water before retracting them for the bowel movement
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