We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)

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Dudes around Berta are getting 16" lifts and 28" chomies with low pro's on their 2012 rusted rockered Silverados
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Cousin Strawberry wrote: Wed Mar 18, 2026 9:35 pm Cuz is getting 16" lifts and 28" chomies with low pro's on his 2012 rusted rockered Silverado
There, fixed it for ya :lol: :lol:
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:lol:

The neck tatties are next
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Cousin Strawberry wrote: Fri Mar 20, 2026 3:35 pm :lol:

The neck tatties are next
He already has the tramp stamp.
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President Stubb taking advice from an Australian journalist. :lol:



It’s actually good advice. :?
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Some Brits about the mess Trump’s gotten into over Hormuz.


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So what do y'all think the chances are that this shiticane evolves into ww3? Honest opinions here...
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Not much chance since it's not one superpower against another.

Boots on the ground. Another Afghanistan. That's my prediction.
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Cousin Strawberry wrote: Sun Mar 22, 2026 10:41 am So what do y'all think the chances are that this shiticane evolves into ww3? Honest opinions here...
Hard to say - but there's an idiot running the US side of things, Israel seems to have an endless supply of bombs, Russia is still busy in Ukraine, and China (I think) will happily step aside and see how it plays out - but they could take Taiwan while nobody's watching.

I think for a full WWIII, there would need to be attacks from countries other than Iran hitting Europe directly. I don't see it happening. Could a false flag event set things off? Who knows.

TOPOS could just as easily send troops into Iran as he could withdraw and brag about how all of the goals were met. Flip a coin.
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What about a move like US on Greenland? That's still a thing evidently

The way it's trending I can see the possibility of the US becoming the aggressor/enemy of the tradional NATO/Western European/Asian countries if the idiot continues to maintain his perch
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I wonder who they will find to fight it? If the news is accurate that the one carrier is experiencing mechanical failure from sailors flushing t-shirts and is now returning to Greece for repairs then the kids may actually get to decide. Good on them if it does work out that way.
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MJN wrote: Wed Mar 25, 2026 3:59 pm I wonder who they will find to fight it? If the news is accurate that the one carrier is experiencing mechanical failure from sailors flushing t-shirts and is now returning to Greece for repairs then the kids may actually get to decide. Good on them if it does work out that way.
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