The Petey Predicament

[Meds]

0.5 g/gm is not a rebound for an $11.6M player. It is a slump.

The stats don't really agree with this, there are more $11.6m+ forwards than there were 41+ goal scorers last year (10 vs 8).

And of those ten forwards just four of them are on track to score 41+ goals at this rate (all of whom make more than Petterson).

Yeah. That’s a good point…..I’ll have to look and see where he stacks up with them on PPG.

[Nuckertuzzi]

0.5 g/gm is not a rebound for an $11.6M player. It is a slump.

The stats don't really agree with this, there are more $11.6m+ forwards than there were 41+ goal scorers last year (10 vs 8).

And of those ten forwards just four of them are on track to score 41+ goals at this rate (all of whom make more than Petterson).

How dare you bring positive stats to the Petey bash thread.

[Meds]

0.5 g/gm is not a rebound for an $11.6M player. It is a slump.

The stats don't really agree with this, there are more $11.6m+ forwards than there were 41+ goal scorers last year (10 vs 8).

And of those ten forwards just four of them are on track to score 41+ goals at this rate (all of whom make more than Petterson).

How dare you bring positive stats to the Petey bash thread.

Yeah!!

Fuckin’ dbr anyways.

[Aaronp18]

If they happen to draft McKenna and don't trade Pettersson, who will have the scrawnier pipecleaners?

Well, McKenna is 2” shorter and already 5 lbs heavier than Scooter was when he was drafted. So I’d say draft day it’ll be a toss-up, but after a full summer of pro-prep training, by the time training camp rolls around McKenna will be the one hiring Petey to snake drain pipes.

McKenna will be fine, if he hits the gym to any degree like his cuz he will fill out nicely!

[Meds]

If they happen to draft McKenna and don't trade Pettersson, who will have the scrawnier pipecleaners?

Well, McKenna is 2” shorter and already 5 lbs heavier than Scooter was when he was drafted. So I’d say draft day it’ll be a toss-up, but after a full summer of pro-prep training, by the time training camp rolls around McKenna will be the one hiring Petey to snake drain pipes.

McKenna will be fine, if he hits the gym to any degree like his cuz he will fill out nicely!

That is what I was inferring.

[Aaronp18]

If they happen to draft McKenna and don't trade Pettersson, who will have the scrawnier pipecleaners?

Well, McKenna is 2” shorter and already 5 lbs heavier than Scooter was when he was drafted. So I’d say draft day it’ll be a toss-up, but after a full summer of pro-prep training, by the time training camp rolls around McKenna will be the one hiring Petey to snake drain pipes.

McKenna will be fine, if he hits the gym to any degree like his cuz he will fill out nicely!

That is what I was inferring.

I know, we're just teaming up on Strawberry Cuz cuz he's wrong!

[Meds]

If they happen to draft McKenna and don't trade Pettersson, who will have the scrawnier pipecleaners?

Well, McKenna is 2” shorter and already 5 lbs heavier than Scooter was when he was drafted. So I’d say draft day it’ll be a toss-up, but after a full summer of pro-prep training, by the time training camp rolls around McKenna will be the one hiring Petey to snake drain pipes.

McKenna will be fine, if he hits the gym to any degree like his cuz he will fill out nicely!

That is what I was inferring.

I know, we're just teaming up on Strawberry Cuz cuz he's wrong!

Don’t say that out loud. Cuz loves a team-up…..You’ll just get him all excited.

[Carl Yagro]

cuz he will fill out nicely!

Don’t say that out loud. Cuz loves a team-up…..You’ll just get him all excited.

Too late.

[Aaronp18]

I'm way undersized for cuz's liking!

[Nuckertuzzi]

0.5 g/gm is not a rebound for an $11.6M player. It is a slump.

The stats don't really agree with this, there are more $11.6m+ forwards than there were 41+ goal scorers last year (10 vs 8).

And of those ten forwards just four of them are on track to score 41+ goals at this rate (all of whom make more than Petterson).

How dare you bring positive stats to the Petey bash thread.

Yeah!!

Fuckin’ dbr anyways.

He's on the right track though. We need to boost his value, not trash it.

You're not getting a guy who put up 28g, 45a, 73p in 102 games the past couple of years hogging up 11.6 in cap space.

You're getting a player who put up 198g, 287a, 485p in only 509 games at a young 27 and making a minuscule 11.6 for the next 6 years with the cap going up.

Gotta push the latter to potential suitors.

[dbr]

0.5 g/gm is not a rebound for an $11.6M player. It is a slump.

The stats don't really agree with this, there are more $11.6m+ forwards than there were 41+ goal scorers last year (10 vs 8).

And of those ten forwards just four of them are on track to score 41+ goals at this rate (all of whom make more than Petterson).

Yeah. That’s a good point…..I’ll have to look and see where he stacks up with them on PPG.

Not nearly as well, and he is clearly (iirc) having the worst offensive season of anyone with his AAV or higher.

And his poor assist numbers can’t be hung entirely on his shit linemates, at $11.6m he should be able to carry them at least a bit better than he has.

But, I think the offensive standard for his salary isn’t actually quite as high as one might expect.

[Cornuck]

Not nearly as well, and he is clearly (iirc) having the worst offensive season of anyone with his AAV or higher.

How many in that "AAV neighbourhood" play on the PK as well?

[donlever]

....what do u mean to imply?

[Topper]

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[Ronning's Ghost]

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