Is there a "Doctor" in the house?

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I think a fitbit would be more accurate ;)
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Hume or Whoop are the new things these days for health tracking!
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Cornuck wrote: ↑Wed Oct 21, 2026 2:15 pm I think a fitbit would be more accurate ;)
Right. An acquaintance of my sister's died from sudden heart stop while jogging.
His smart watch showed exactly when his heart stopped beating.
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Cornuck wrote: ↑Wed Oct 21, 2026 2:15 pm I think a fitbit would be more accurate ;)
I got a Fitbit for Xmas a few years back.. all it told me was I has masterbated 27 miles before new years…
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Madcombinepilot wrote: ↑Thu Nov 05, 2026 6:30 am
Cornuck wrote: ↑Wed Oct 21, 2026 2:15 pm I think a fitbit would be more accurate ;)
I got a Fitbit for Xmas a few years back.. all it told me was I has masterbated 27 miles before new years…
I’ve never heard of anyone who was so excited about getting a Fitbit.
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Madcombinepilot wrote: ↑Thu Nov 05, 2026 6:30 am
Cornuck wrote: ↑Wed Oct 21, 2026 2:15 pm I think a fitbit would be more accurate ;)
I got a Fitbit for Xmas a few years back.. all it told me was I has masterbated 27 miles before new years…
Were you masturbating while running? Didn't you get some strange looks?
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Strapping on the fitbits and stroking for an equivalent of 27 miles must have burned off a lot of calories.
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It's the next objective for Andreas Almgren. The masturbatathon.
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5thhorseman wrote: ↑Thu Nov 05, 2026 10:52 am The masturbatathon.
It will probably be dominated by the Kenyans and their longer stroke length...
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5thhorseman wrote: ↑Thu Nov 05, 2026 10:42 am
Madcombinepilot wrote: ↑Thu Nov 05, 2026 6:30 am
Cornuck wrote: ↑Wed Oct 21, 2026 2:15 pm I think a fitbit would be more accurate ;)
I got a Fitbit for Xmas a few years back.. all it told me was I has masterbated 27 miles before new years…
Were you masturbating while running? Didn't you get some strange looks?
Nothing like the looks this guy got…..
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