No Captain, My Captain.....Here We Go Again

[Carl Yagro]

Y'Allah bunch of infidels.

[Blob Mckenzie]

Horvat was an android running the captain program. You could see when he skated past the scrums Asimov's Law #1 kick in.

Kessler or Bieksa would've been beauts.

Kesler, with Virtanen, Willie Mitchell and Reid Boucher as alternates.

[Tciso]

Y'Allah bunch of infidels.

More bacon for the rest of us. Seriously can you call anything that bans bacon a religion?

[Carl Yagro]

You can't even say you have much culture if you don't have some good recipes for pork belly. That's how I see it.

<- better put this here in case some fanatics read this.

[5thhorseman]

Y'Allah bunch of infidels.

More bacon for the rest of us. Seriously can you call anything that bans bacon a religion?

On the other hand, there are 72 virgins waiting for you if you complete the mission.

[Cousin Strawberry]

Y'Allah bunch of infidels.

More bacon for the rest of us. Seriously can you call anything that bans bacon a religion?

On the other hand, there are 72 virgins waiting for you if you complete the mission.

Sure but those virgins are also all bearded, enrobed frustrated incels who haven't seen a woman's ankle

[Carl Yagro]

Wouldn't it be funny if you did all that shit and when you got there, you're shepherded into a room with 72 MALE virgins, all wailing in despair in unison as you join in... Nooooooo!!!!

'Cause they don't really specify the gender, do they?

[Cornuck]

[Cousin Strawberry]

Wait a minute..



This is probably pretty close to the posters on this here board

[Tciso]

Y'Allah bunch of infidels.

More bacon for the rest of us. Seriously can you call anything that bans bacon a religion?

On the other hand, there are 72 virgins waiting for you if you complete the mission.

Sure but those virgins are also all bearded, enrobed frustrated incels who haven't seen a woman's ankle

Religion is so funny. One religion wants you to blow yourself up, and spend eternity with 72 other horny psychopaths. Another convinces people to convert by cutting their/their (I’m trying not to be insensitive to their mutilation) own junk. But when I encouraged others in my University days to do it, was I called a prophet?? Other religions believe you should let the government run people’s lives, cuz those idiots are smarter than the other idiots. I’ll stick to Dudism.

[Cornuck]

If only we had a religion thread....

[Blob Mckenzie]

Is Dude the guy on the left side throwing his stringy arms in the air?

[Tciso]

If only we had a religion thread....

I resemble that remark.