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[Cornuck]

This is how I felt about city living 45 years ago. Get out as soon as you can Blob. Living in small towns or rural areas will drop your blood pressure and increase your quality of life. Plus it's cheaper and the people are much friendlier.

Like I tell people out here, "I've forgotten how to use my middle finger".

[BCExpat]

People actually smile in rural towns Expat. They don't stare and glare, they don't mean mug a person. They say these neat things like 'Hello' and 'Good Morning', 'Excuse me'

People hold doors open, they don't cut a brother off and lob the bird leading up to a red light. I don't want to go full Rock Creek like Angry Wiebo or Bountiful like the ancient Listercat, but I'm frazzled here.

Is Listercat still upright?

Bountiful is just out of Creston, so it isn't as remote as you think. I don't know about Listercat - I really don't keep in touch with anything happening in Creston these days.

[BCExpat]

When some towns are 50% dope shops, you know people there know how to take it easy

More like when their garden is 50% pot plants -

[Meds]

People actually smile in rural towns Expat. They don't stare and glare, they don't mean mug a person. They say these neat things like 'Hello' and 'Good Morning', 'Excuse me'

People hold doors open, they don't cut a brother off and lob the bird leading up to a red light. I don't want to go full Rock Creek like Angry Wiebo or Bountiful like the ancient Listercat, but I'm frazzled here.

Is Listercat still upright?

Bountiful is just out of Creston, so it isn't as remote as you think. I don't know about Listercat - I really don't keep in touch with anything happening in Creston these days.

Listercat was actually from Lister?????

[Cousin Strawberry]

There was another dude out there called Harpsound who used to watch his old lady strum harps while wanking in the corner (allegedly)

[Blob Mckenzie]

I remember Hop Sing

[BCExpat]

People actually smile in rural towns Expat. They don't stare and glare, they don't mean mug a person. They say these neat things like 'Hello' and 'Good Morning', 'Excuse me'

People hold doors open, they don't cut a brother off and lob the bird leading up to a red light. I don't want to go full Rock Creek like Angry Wiebo or Bountiful like the ancient Listercat, but I'm frazzled here.

Is Listercat still upright?

Bountiful is just out of Creston, so it isn't as remote as you think. I don't know about Listercat - I really don't keep in touch with anything happening in Creston these days.

Listercat was actually from Lister?????

Yup - nice area.

[Blob Mckenzie]

No idea where to put this. The lab picked rhe furthest corner of the park and left his chocolates. I tried to ignore it but he had to kick 20 times and start barking. A Korean couple asked if was going to coean it up. I said I speaka no English and have the gout.

[JelloPuddingPop]

No idea where to put this. The lab picked rhe furthest corner of the park and left his chocolates. I tried to ignore it but he had to kick 20 times and start barking. A Korean couple asked if was going to coean it up. I said I speaka no English and have the gout.

Lesson here. Pick up your dog's shit, unless its on your land.

Be a man, do the right thing.

[Cousin Strawberry]

No idea where to put this. The lab picked rhe furthest corner of the park and left his chocolates. I tried to ignore it but he had to kick 20 times and start barking. A Korean couple asked if was going to coean it up. I said I speaka no English and have the gout.

Here's the deal

Go grab a handful of those skinny pinecones and a zip lock bag.

When rover drops the duece in front of people, kneel down with the pinecones in the baggie concealed in your hand. Pretend to scoop em up then shake the zip lock bag a bit for all to see.

Everybody wins

*Bonus...you can reuse it until they fall apart.

[Blob Mckenzie]

There was another dude out there called Harpsound who used to watch his old lady strum harps while wanking in the corner (allegedly)

He was a creep. Similar to Christapuppy, The Pauser, and Keenan's Cousin.

We need ODB, SRSez, Paddy, Herb, potheado, VPete, Coco Canuck, Gohmert, Schmautzie, Walnuck, tantalum and several others back.

Meanwhile Weibo has Hank and Lever watching Steel Magnolias and plotting ways to engage Hargraves and the Dude.

[Blob Mckenzie]

No idea where to put this. The lab picked rhe furthest corner of the park and left his chocolates. I tried to ignore it but he had to kick 20 times and start barking. A Korean couple asked if was going to coean it up. I said I speaka no English and have the gout.

Lesson here. Pick up your dog's shit, unless its on your land.

Be a man, do the right thing.

Fuck off

[Strangelove]

We need... Gohmert... back.

Tardlover!

[Strangelove]

I think I got into a dust up last night. Pretty good race track around my left eye

Corny if I scratch a check can we get Gohmert back where he belongs. You might think I''m crazy. He ran the place and was a highly underrated as a poster with his thoughts and experience were top notch.

Me and the lab are Splitting the C Pap machine. He sounds like Archie Bunker while he's reclined in his seat. Dumb as me waiting for the wife to come home.

WE NEED MICKEY107

[Cousin Strawberry]

Another quality random thread post by Blob