The Official Dave Ayres CC "All Thing Leaves" thread

[Chef Boi RD]

If you'd just keep your gloating to Julio "One Day I will Play back home in Arizona. One Day" Matthews, Mitch Mouse'r and Girl Face, you'd be alright TunedOut, ya just need to lay off the shenanigans of talking about "Nobody Cares" puny prospects and middle-aged rookies in the rest of the Smurf-dom franchise otherwise known as the Toronto Maple Laffs. They all suck

Horton - 3 more years after this at $5.3 million per
Kessel - 4 more years after this at $1.2 million per

All they have to show for Seguin and Hamilton - Frederik "the choke" Andersen

[Strangelove]

And by far the most important and best are 19, 19 and 20 years-old.

Right, and like we all keep telling you: 3 young players does not a rebuild make.

[BigTuna]

If you'd just keep your gloating to Julio "One Day I will Play back home in Arizona. One Day" Matthews, Mitch Mouse'r and Girl Face, you'd be alright TunedOut, ya just need to lay off the shenanigans of talking about "Nobody Cares" puny prospects and middle-aged rookies in the rest of the Smurf-dom franchise otherwise known as the Toronto Maple Laffs. They all suck

Horton - 3 more years after this at $5.3 million per
Kessel - 4 more years after this at $1.2 million per

All they have to show for Seguin and Hamilton - Frederik "the choke" Andersen

2017-18 Toronto Maple leaves Cap to date: $55,059,167.
2018-19 Toronto Maple leaves Cap to date: $29,369,167

2017-18 Vancouver Canucks Cap Hit to Date: $53,750,000
2018-19 Vancouver Canucks Cap to date:$29,741,667

Oh my god. What trouble the leaves are in!

[BigTuna]

And by far the most important and best are 19, 19 and 20 years-old.

Right, and like we all keep telling you: 3 young players does not a rebuild make.

And I keep asking you what Kadri should be making. You're not man enough to answer.

[Hockey Widow]

Funny thing is Tuna keeps thinking this is actually intelligent hockey debate. Eveytime, hook, line and sinker. Guess that's why they call him the fish.

[BigTuna]

Funny thing is Tuna keeps thinking this is actually intelligent hockey debate. Eveytime, hook, line and sinker. Guess that's why they call him the fish.

How many times in this thread have I said" I Know This is a schtick Guys..."
At some point you should have some pride in people not thinking you know nothing about hockey.
I'm glad you could do it. I could not.

[Hockey Widow]

Funny thing is Tuna keeps thinking this is actually intelligent hockey debate. Eveytime, hook, line and sinker. Guess that's why they call him the fish.

How many times in this thread have I said" I Know This is a schtick Guys..."
At some point you should have some pride in people not thinking you know nothing about hockey.
I'm glad you could do it. I could not.

A nice double negative.

[Strangelove]

2017-18 Toronto Maple leaves Cap to date: $55,059,167.

Oh my god. What trouble the leaves are in!

UMMMM that's $57,007,500 now with Fehr on board

+ approx $5M in ELC bonus money from 2016-17 tacked on.

= $62,007,500... on only 17 players!

[rats19]

2017-18 Toronto Maple leaves Cap to date: $55,059,167.

Oh my god. What trouble the leaves are in!

UMMMM that's $57,007,500 now with Fehr on board

+ approx $5M in ELC bonus money from 2016-17 tacked on.

= $62,007,500... on only 17 players!

He asked

[BigTuna]

2017-18 Toronto Maple leaves Cap to date: $55,059,167.

Oh my god. What trouble the leaves are in!

UMMMM that's $57,007,500 now with Fehr on board

+ approx $5M in ELC bonus money from 2016-17 tacked on.

= $62,007,500... on only 17 players!

Remember, this is all a work. Please don't tell me you were serious about all that crap you've said. Even your fellow Canuck fans will be disturbed.

You overrate size laughably I will tell you that. You want teams to build like Don Cherry would.

And what was it, Matthews next contract will be 15 million per? Were you serious?

[Strangelove]

$14M per.

[Cousin Strawberry]

What happened to Andersens save % countdown?
That was entertaining

[BigTuna]

$14M per.

What about Vancouver's cap? Can we discuss that?

Here's a direct quote from Trevor Linden about the Erikkson signing:

Linden added no one should expect Vancouver to be a significant player in free agency. “Loui (Eriksson) was a unique opportunity. His relationship with Daniel and Henrik…through the Olympics in 2010 he knew and liked the city. I don’t think that’s the way build this team now. We’re more in the market for ‘bridge’ support, shorter term.”

How scary is that? That's how you invest your cap money? The Sedins are killing the rebuild so much.

[Strangelove]

What happened to Andersens save % countdown?
That was entertaining

I'm waiting for the year-end numbers, which I will compare to those of Gibson and Reimer

... along with quotes of Tuna saying last summer how Andy is much better than them.

[Strangelove]

$14M per.

What about Vancouver's cap? Can we discuss that?

No, this is the Leaves thread...