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5thhorseman wrote: ↑Wed Dec 10, 2025 4:56 am I'm going with this duo. Guess which one is Ernie?

Blobert would be his Christian name

This is the way you should mediate and resolve personal issues between disparate personalities... by openly mocking them and thus uniting them to counter the rest of the Don-keys that had previously taken sides.

We all need to find other purposes since it looks like it'll be another 55 year wait.

Cousin Strawberry wrote: ↑Wed Dec 10, 2025 8:51 am

5thhorseman wrote: ↑Wed Dec 10, 2025 4:56 am I'm going with this duo. Guess which one is Ernie?

Blobert would be his Christian name

Disagree. Blob sure as shit wouldn’t be the happy one.

Interesting take tho…..I never considered the possibility of Chef and Blob as a gay couple fighting over the rubber ducky in a bathtub.

In retrospect, Their interactions here certainly ring true of many squabbling romantic partners.

Where it all began - The story of Blob and Chef, from the biblical Book of Genesis, tells of the first two sons of Adam and Eve: Blob, a farmer, and Chef, a shepherd. Both offered sacrifices to God, but God favored Chef’s offering (the best of his flock) over Blob’s (crops). Consumed by jealousy, Blob tried to murder Chef, becoming the first attempted murderer, and was cursed by God to be a wanderer, marked so others wouldn't kill him, ultimately leading him to build the first city in the land of Nod.

Blobs crops hahaha

Bert isnt the happy one btw. He's always got the furrowed brow while Ernie is always trying to get Bert's goat

Is Ernie about the same shape and size as them Kiwi gash?

Sounds like Chef is well into East of Eden...

Lofl...good catch....missed that one.

Cornuck wrote: ↑Wed Dec 10, 2025 5:47 pm Sounds like Chef is well into East of Eden...

just trying to help Fingers finish the book, just swap out the two brothers as Chef and Blob and that should keep Fingers dialed in.

Cousin Strawberry wrote: ↑Wed Dec 10, 2025 5:24 pm Blobs crops hahaha

Bert isnt the happy one btw. He's always got the furrowed brow while Ernie is always trying to get Bert's goat

Yeah. That’s what I said. You asked which one is Ernie and inferred Blobcat. I said grumpy old furrowed unibrow Bert is Blobert. And Chef Ernie is always trying to get his goat.

donlever wrote: ↑Wed Dec 10, 2025 5:40 pm Is Ernie about the same shape and size as them Kiwi gash?

What does this have to do with the Canucks vs Detroit?

Could we try and stay on topic or at least keep it to the appropriate forum…..

C’mon Donny, I meant honestly, what sort of barbarians do we want casual traffic to think we are?




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