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Re: The Petey Predicament

Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2026 1:20 pm
by Megaterio Llamas
What it is! :lol:


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Re: The Petey Predicament

Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2026 7:25 am
by Topper
Tampa-Buffalo game had more goals than Scooter this season

Re: The Petey Predicament

Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2026 8:01 am
by JelloPuddingPop
But did it have as many blocked shots?

Re: The Petey Predicament

Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2026 9:12 am
by 2Fingers
Podkozin has more goals than EP.

Re: The Petey Predicament

Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2026 4:58 pm
by Lancer
2Fingers wrote: Mon Mar 09, 2026 9:12 am Podkozin has more goals than EP.
I don’t know what is more depressing - that fact or the near certainty that Petey couldn’t give a shit if he tried - which we can agree he wouldn’t. He’s getting paid.

Re: The Petey Predicament

Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2026 11:26 pm
by Meds
Well…..a 2-0 blanking by Brady’s boys from Ottawa.

Our 1C got 15:26 TOI and a single SOG. The 2 blocks and 1 hit would sure have been helpful if the NHL counted the score like fantasy leagues.

Our 3C got 18:44 TOI and matched the blocks and hits.

Our 2C got 16:10 TOI and came up 1 block shy of matching Petey’s $11.6M worth of production.

I will say that Petey is money well spent in achieving the tankathon goal.

Re: The Petey Predicament

Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2026 3:28 pm
by Madcombinepilot
Mëds wrote: Mon Mar 09, 2026 11:26 pm Well…..a 2-0 blanking by Brady’s boys from Ottawa.

Our 1C got 15:26 TOI and a single SOG. The 2 blocks and 1 hit would sure have been helpful if the NHL counted the score like fantasy leagues.

Our 3C got 18:44 TOI and matched the blocks and hits.

Our 2C got 16:10 TOI and came up 1 block shy of matching Petey’s $11.6M worth of production.

I will say that Petey is money well spent in achieving the tankathon goal.
hey, we gotta get to cap floor next year.

Re: The Petey Predicament

Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2026 3:38 pm
by JelloPuddingPop
Madcombinepilot wrote: Tue Mar 10, 2026 3:28 pm
Mëds wrote: Mon Mar 09, 2026 11:26 pm Well…..a 2-0 blanking by Brady’s boys from Ottawa.

Our 1C got 15:26 TOI and a single SOG. The 2 blocks and 1 hit would sure have been helpful if the NHL counted the score like fantasy leagues.

Our 3C got 18:44 TOI and matched the blocks and hits.

Our 2C got 16:10 TOI and came up 1 block shy of matching Petey’s $11.6M worth of production.

I will say that Petey is money well spent in achieving the tankathon goal.
hey, we gotta get to cap floor next year.
We also have OEL for that. Two Swedes that FA is paying to not play for YOUR Vancouver Canucks and meet the salary floor requirements.

Re: The Petey Predicament

Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2026 4:13 pm
by Madcombinepilot
JelloPuddingPop wrote: Tue Mar 10, 2026 3:38 pm
Madcombinepilot wrote: Tue Mar 10, 2026 3:28 pm
Mëds wrote: Mon Mar 09, 2026 11:26 pm Well…..a 2-0 blanking by Brady’s boys from Ottawa.

Our 1C got 15:26 TOI and a single SOG. The 2 blocks and 1 hit would sure have been helpful if the NHL counted the score like fantasy leagues.

Our 3C got 18:44 TOI and matched the blocks and hits.

Our 2C got 16:10 TOI and came up 1 block shy of matching Petey’s $11.6M worth of production.

I will say that Petey is money well spent in achieving the tankathon goal.
hey, we gotta get to cap floor next year.
We also have OEL for that. Two Swedes that FA is paying to not play for YOUR Vancouver Canucks and meet the salary floor requirements.
ah yes... OEL.. the gift that keeps on giving!