The Petey Predicament

[Topper]

Ilya Mikheyev has the same # of goals as Scooter.

[Cousin Strawberry]

Ilya Mikheyev has the same # of goals as Scooter.

Jesus H.

[Blob Mckenzie]

Adam Gaudette has two more goals than the punching bag.

[Meds]

A 6-3 loss to Seattle.

$141,463.42 paid out for 0G/OA, -2, 0 SOG, 2 PIM, 3 Ht, 1 Blk.

[Meds]

https://www.sportsnet.ca/nhl/article/ca ... be-honest/?

The headline versus the actual content of the article is a good reminder that hockey players and politicians have the same interview coaches.

[Cousin Strawberry]

Seeing Ekblad getting busted for roids got me thinking...

What if pettersson was a juice junkie and seeing how the Olympics are coming (and are famously thorough with their testing compared to the NHL) and he has high hopes on playing for his country on the biggest stage of all he went cold turkey?

Rebounding from the horse roid rage might have spent all the juice in his pipecleaners and now he's fucked

[Chef Boi RD]

Adam Gaudette has two more goals than the punching bag.

Which punching bag are you talking about? Dylan Cozens or JT Miller?

[Meds]

Adam Gaudette has two more goals than the punching bag.

Which punching bag are you talking about? Dylan Cozens or JT Miller?

A quick google will show you that Gaudette has 16G and 22PTS while Miller has 16G and 50PTs.....so clearly not JT.

Miller since going to the Rags: 7G/15PTs in 14GP.

Pettersson over the same period: 1G/4PTs in 13GP.

[Meds]

Seeing Ekblad getting busted for roids got me thinking...

What if pettersson was a juice junkie and seeing how the Olympics are coming (and are famously thorough with their testing compared to the NHL) and he has high hopes on playing for his country on the biggest stage of all he went cold turkey?

Rebounding from the horse roid rage might have spent all the juice in his pipecleaners and now he's fucked

Considering his current play, and his play (and benching) at the 4 Nations Tournament, he might as well hop back the juice because he sure as fuck won't be getting an invite to Team Sweden's Olympic roster at this rate.

[Per]

Looking better this week though. Is he back?

[Lancer]

Looking better this week though. Is he back?

That’s like uttering “shutout” in the third period - you don’t want to jinx it, and he sucks back to sucking again. Baby steps, but the aura around him is encouraging.

[Topper]

He's only cost a bit over $1M/goal.

What a return on investment.

Management must be so proud to report that to Ownership.

[Meds]

It’s only a small game sample size, but I’m thinking the Canucks fucked up by not pursuing a Petey for Cozens + parts trade.

Cozens has 2G/4PTs in 4 games since the trade. He also threw 17 hits in just the first 2 games with Ottawa.

[Chef Boi RD]

It’s only a small game sample size, but I’m thinking the Canucks fucked up by not pursuing a Petey for Cozens + parts trade.

Cozens has 2G/4PTs in 4 games since the trade. He also threw 17 hits in just the first 2 games with Ottawa.

He just needs to stop fighting

[Cousin Strawberry]

It’s only a small game sample size, but I’m thinking the Canucks fucked up by not pursuing a Petey for Cozens + parts trade.

Cozens has 2G/4PTs in 4 games since the trade. He also threw 17 hits in just the first 2 games with Ottawa.

I agree. Missed opportunity