Who Do U Want to See as Next GM of the Nucks?

[Nuckertuzzi]

As do I.

No no, he's got too much regard to make us these next fucking guys.

I would've accepted a scouting or assistant to travelling secretary role, but I'll take it as a compliment.

[Megaterio Llamas]

As do I.

Food and Beverage Services.

[Megaterio Llamas]

Well, I feel left out.

Sleep Doctor and Travel Coordinator.

[Megaterio Llamas]

President Business Operations and NHL Govenor: Cornuck
CEO and Alternate Govenor: Rats
President of Hockey Operations: Don Lever - In charge of managing up and taking opportunities to delegate down and not give a shit from his island.
General Manager: Topper
Assistant GM (Director of Player Personnel): Ronning's Ghost
Assistant GM (Director of Scouting): Chef BRD - I mean, who else.....but he has been told to stay in his lane or the GM will axe him yesterday.
Assistant GM (Director of Communications): Carl Yagro
Assistant GM (Contracts and CBA Specialist): UW Saint
Assistant GM (AHL and ECHL Teams): Megs
Director of Team Medical and Training: Mëds - Should be Spock but he's longtime MIA so someone had to fill in.
Director of Analytics: Per - Nobody reads stats and graphs like him.
Director of Player Development: Bersnoozi - Helps the players develop nicknames.
Advisor to the GM: Hockey Widow
Special Consultant to the Advisor to the GM: Cousin Strawberry - Can contribute without leaving his spread or his bowl.

[Megaterio Llamas]

Blob McKenzie - Director of Media Relations.

[theman]

Well, I feel left out.

Sleep Doctor and Travel Coordinator.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, let me sleep on it.

[Topper]

I don't work for cunts.

[Cornuck]

I don't work for cunts.

Don't worry, I don't hire them.

[Meds]

I don't work for cunts.

That's why I put you directly under Donny.....you could sell it to yourself as working for him instead. Unless you mean to say that he's......

[Meds]

Sorry to all of those of you who felt left out.....

I didn't wanna take the time to fill every position. I'll amend it later.

[Meds]

Amended.....

Owner: Brian
President Business Operations and NHL Govenor: Cornuck
CEO and Alternate Govenor: Rats
President of Hockey Operations: Don Lever - In charge of managing up and taking opportunities to delegate down and not give a shit from his island.
General Manager: Topper
Assistant GM (Director of Player Personnel): Ronning's Ghost
Assistant GM (Director of Scouting): Chef BRD - I mean, who else.....but he has been told to stay in his lane or the GM will axe him yesterday.
Assistant GM (Director of Communications): Carl Yagro
Assistant GM (Contracts and CBA Specialist): UW Saint
Assistant GM (AHL and ECHL Teams): Megs
Director of Team Medical and Training: Mëds - Should be Spock but he's longtime MIA so someone had to fill in.
Director of Analytics: Per - Nobody reads stats and graphs like him.
Director of Player Development: Bersnoozi - Helps the players develop nicknames.
Director of Season Ticket Holder Relations: DBR
Director of Marketing:
Vice President, DEI Hiring: 5thhorseman
Vice President, Community Relations: Blobcat
Advisor to the GM: Hockey Widow
Special Consultant to the Advisor to the GM: Cousin Strawberry - Can contribute without leaving his spread or his bowl.
Manager, Wines and Spirits: 2Fingers
Manager, Turncoats and Traitors: BCExpat
Hockey God Liaison: Strangelove
Special Assistant to HG Liaison: Rumsfeld, EPC, Wheeler

Head Coach: MCP
Associate Coach: Nuckertuzzi
Assistant Coach (Defense): Lancer
Assistant Coach (Special Teams: Tciso
Video Coach: Cookie
Goaltending Coach: theman (I mean, it's in the name)
Equipment Manager: Cherries

Visitors Dressing Room Attendant: ODB

Zamboni Driver (For Maple Leaf Games): JelloPuddingPop

[Ronning's Ghost]

Assistant GM (Director of Player Personnel): Ronning's Ghost

Flattered, but I'd be in over my head.

I think the way I could best help the team would be "co-ordinator, on-ice martial arts training program".
(even with just a single black belt)

I'd be in charge of hiring the full-time assistant coaches for this phase of skills development, as well as bringing in guest instructors.

"It's part of the game."

- Gary Bettman

[Topper]

https://www.canuckscorner.com/forums/vi ... 59#p613759

[donlever]

https://www.canuckscorner.com/forums/vi ... 59#p613759

...but you still accept cunts as friends correct?

[Topper]

cross that bridge when you come to it