W-GDT: Ducks @ Canucks Jan 29/2026 7 pm PST, SN pac

[Cousin Strawberry]

Maybe we should have a who sucked the harshest pole poll in the girls girls girls thread instead

[rats19]

Thanks expat you did good…

[Megaterio Llamas]

Gutsy effort BCE.

[theman]

Well, can’t lose them all. Enjoy the W tonight boys and go on a 10 losing streak starting with Saturday’s game.

[JelloPuddingPop]

We want the cup!!

[Cornuck]

Nice work, BCE

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[Carl Yagro]

BCE aka Brooks Hatlen gets paroled from the Shawshank Corner... I bet he secretly wants to stay and continue to contribute to something monumental.

[BCExpat]

So I guess that's the end of my run. I knew the Canucks had a win in there somewhere. Don't worry - I can't see any way the Canucks will end up anywhere but the bottom. Your tank is still intact.

[Meds]

FFS…..

FA: A 2-0 win you say, Jim?

JR: Yeah they pulled one outta somewhere.

PA: Well I think that my fellow Swede Elias really is starting to show us and the fans here in Vahnkooover that he’s a player.

FA: I thought he only registered a single shot on net?

JR: That’s true. I wasn’t asleep for the third period though, so I asked Patrik to keep an eye…..

PA: Yah, but he tried to shoot at least two other times. I really think he could take us to the playoffs here in Vahnkooover.

FA: Playoff gate revenue eh? We still have that Minnesota pick we got for Quinn right…..

[theman]

FFS…..

FA: A 2-0 win you say, Jim?

JR: Yeah they pulled one outta somewhere.

PA: Well I think that my fellow Swede Elias really is starting to show us and the fans here in Vahnkooover that he’s a player.

FA: I thought he only registered a single shot on net?

JR: That’s true. I wasn’t asleep for the third period though, so I asked Patrik to keep an eye…..

PA: Yah, but he tried to shoot at least two other times. I really think he could take us to the playoffs here in Vahnkooover.

FA: Playoff gate revenue eh? We still have that Minnesota pick we got for Quinn right…..

Jaysus man, that came across so real that I almost starting checking X to see if the Canucks made a trade.

[Cornuck]

Some bullsit that Tolopilo got robbed of his first 'official' shutout last night.

[Meds]

Some bullsit that Tolopilo got robbed of his first 'official' shutout last night.

What’s this now?

[JelloPuddingPop]

Some bullsit that Tolopilo got robbed of his first 'official' shutout last night.

What’s this now?

He got pulled by the concussion spotter at the end of the 1st - Lank the Tank had to play 2-3 mins to start the 2nd, which leads to a "Team Shutout" instead of going to an individual goalie's shutout.

[Meds]

Some bullsit that Tolopilo got robbed of his first 'official' shutout last night.

What’s this now?

He got pulled by the concussion spotter at the end of the 1st - Lank the Tank had to play 2-3 mins to start the 2nd, which leads to a "Team Shutout" instead of going to an individual goalie's shutout.

Ahh gotcha.

[rats19]

Some bullsit that Tolopilo got robbed of his first 'official' shutout last night.

What’s this now?

He got pulled by the concussion spotter at the end of the 1st - Lank the Tank had to play 2-3 mins to start the 2nd, which leads to a "Team Shutout" instead of going to an individual goalie's shutout.

Ahh gotcha.

Tank stopped 1 shot so…it could’ve gone in