Rebooted Around the League - 23/24

Welcome to the main forum of our site. Anything and everything to do with the Vancouver Canucks is dicussed and debated here.

Moderators: donlever, Referees

Post Reply
Raile
MVP
MVP
Posts: 294
Joined: Sun Aug 21, 2011 9:24 am

Re: Rebooted Around the League - 23/24

Post by Raile »

How do they fuck up the name so bad?
Top
User avatar
donlever
Moderator & MVP
Moderator & MVP
Posts: 4980
Joined: Tue Feb 28, 2012 2:07 pm

Re: Rebooted Around the League - 23/24

Post by donlever »

They're owned by a guy who also owns a team in Utah still nicked as the Jazz which they've carried from their days in New Orleans.
DeLevering since 1999.
Top
User avatar
Cousin Strawberry
MVP
MVP
Posts: 8886
Joined: Sat Jul 09, 2011 10:19 pm
Location: in the shed with a fresh packed bowl

Re: Rebooted Around the League - 23/24

Post by Cousin Strawberry »

Strangelove wrote: ↑Thu Jun 06, 2024 2:36 pm I hate them already, and their stinking fans...
:lol:

Fuck the Utah crackpipes
If you need air...call it in
Top
User avatar
donlever
Moderator & MVP
Moderator & MVP
Posts: 4980
Joined: Tue Feb 28, 2012 2:07 pm

Re: Rebooted Around the League - 23/24

Post by donlever »

I'll take Lawson Crouse off their hands if they don't mind.
DeLevering since 1999.
Top
User avatar
Tciso
MVP
MVP
Posts: 1313
Joined: Thu Sep 25, 2008 9:44 am

Re: Rebooted Around the League - 23/24

Post by Tciso »

These names suck.

Utah Blizzard - Sounds like a Climate change scam. Big Government's agenda does not belong in hockey

Utah Hockey Club (Utah HC) - That is as soccer/football name. Ffs.

Utah Mammoth - We killed off the Mammoths. I miss the mammoths. Now I am triggered.

Utah Outlaws - Nope. This promotes violence and anti-law behavior, and country music.

Utah Venom - Sure. Bring up people's 16th biggest fear. Getting poisoned.

Utah Yeti - They are rumoured to live in the Himalayas. Cultural appropriation, anybody??
The Cup is soooooo ours!!!!!!!
Top
User avatar
JelloPuddingPop
MVP
MVP
Posts: 1487
Joined: Sun Jul 10, 2011 3:53 pm

Re: Rebooted Around the League - 23/24

Post by JelloPuddingPop »

LOL - its posts like this that keep me coming back.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Top
User avatar
Aaronp18
MVP
MVP
Posts: 903
Joined: Thu Jul 07, 2011 10:36 pm

Re: Rebooted Around the League - 23/24

Post by Aaronp18 »

Utah Blizzard just makes me think of DQ. Good cross promotion I guess!

What would be in an Utah Blizzard? Salt, honey and mormons?
Top
theman
CC Hall of Fan Member
Posts: 1474
Joined: Mon Jul 11, 2011 2:51 pm

Re: Rebooted Around the League - 23/24

Post by theman »

Aaronp18 wrote: ↑Fri Jun 07, 2024 9:05 am Utah Blizzard just makes me think of DQ. Good cross promotion I guess!

What would be in an Utah Blizzard? Salt, honey and mormons?
Out that list, that is probably the one I prefer the most but it does come across as very similar to the Avalanche and Hurricanes (logo wise).

Really surprised the Moutaineers didn't make the cut.

Rest are meh to borderline stupid/childish. Which means, they will probably go with Venom or Yeti.
Top
User avatar
donlever
Moderator & MVP
Moderator & MVP
Posts: 4980
Joined: Tue Feb 28, 2012 2:07 pm

Re: Rebooted Around the League - 23/24

Post by donlever »

If they go with Venom they could have platinum blonde colored buckets and Slim could do pre-game shows.

Lol @ Tciso's post....
DeLevering since 1999.
Top
User avatar
Topper
CC Legend
Posts: 7740
Joined: Wed Sep 15, 2004 8:11 pm
Location: Earth, most days.

Re: Rebooted Around the League - 23/24

Post by Topper »

The Utah Wives

The Utah Bonneville

The only things Utah is famous for.
Over the Internet, you can pretend to be anyone or anything.

I'm amazed that so many people choose to be complete twats.
Top
User avatar
Strangelove
Moderator & MVP
Moderator & MVP
Posts: 15909
Joined: Sat Dec 18, 2004 12:13 pm
Location: Someday

Re: Rebooted Around the League - 23/24

Post by Strangelove »

Topper wrote: ↑Fri Jun 07, 2024 12:14 pm The Utah Wives

The Utah Bonneville

The only things Utah is famous for.
The Utah Serial Killers.

(Utah is also famous for serial killers)
____
Try to focus on someday.
Top
User avatar
Tciso
MVP
MVP
Posts: 1313
Joined: Thu Sep 25, 2008 9:44 am

Re: Rebooted Around the League - 23/24

Post by Tciso »

Aaronp18 wrote: ↑Fri Jun 07, 2024 9:05 am Utah Blizzard just makes me think of DQ. Good cross promotion I guess!

What would be in an Utah Blizzard? Salt, honey and mormons?
Family sized. Big enough for you, and your 7 wives.
The Cup is soooooo ours!!!!!!!
Top
User avatar
Tciso
MVP
MVP
Posts: 1313
Joined: Thu Sep 25, 2008 9:44 am

Re: Rebooted Around the League - 23/24

Post by Tciso »

donlever wrote: ↑Fri Jun 07, 2024 11:16 am If they go with Venom they could have platinum blonde colored buckets and Slim could do pre-game shows.

Lol @ Tciso's post....
Ty. My humour is often not appreciated. Or coherent.
The Cup is soooooo ours!!!!!!!
Top
User avatar
Meds
MVP
MVP
Posts: 4911
Joined: Mon Jul 11, 2011 8:50 pm

Re: Rebooted Around the League - 23/24

Post by Meds »

Utah Stormin Mormons.

Still the best.
Somewhere in NW BC trying (yet again) to trade a(nother) Swede…..
Top
User avatar
donlever
Moderator & MVP
Moderator & MVP
Posts: 4980
Joined: Tue Feb 28, 2012 2:07 pm

Re: Rebooted Around the League - 23/24

Post by donlever »

So 88 mill verified....
DeLevering since 1999.
Top
Post Reply

Return to “Canucks Corner Chat”