Canucks News N Notes 2020-2021

[Blob Mckenzie]

I do love love that the Chef has gathered his troops to pile on.....sorta it’s like killing houseflies with a hammer but fun nonetheless. Maybe the angry old rock collector from Grrenwood will make an appearance and eat a boot.

[Cousin Strawberry]

Losing CT to cowgrease is like your ex banging someone you hate. Some guys are glad shes not their problem any longer, others get all mad and jerk off to the thought...

The question is....which one is Doyle? I think I can guess...

You’re the same character that thinks Beagle is a quality contract so there’s that..... I thought you actually played the game

Beagle is overpaid but at the time the team had a gaping void in leadership and plenty of cap room. Hindsight being 20/20 is great and all but a good team guy who wins more draws than he loses and sticks up for his teammates will always be welcome on a rebuilding squad. Nobody knew then that the rebuild would hit nitrous with 40 and 43 so an extra year for a cup wi nning vet on the roster during those critical formative years was and still is a decent signing.

Yes I played but no I wasn't any good

[Cousin Strawberry]

the angry old rock collector from Grrenwood

They're core samples dammit!!!!!

[Chef Boi RD]

I do love love that the Chef has gathered his troops to pile on.....sorta it’s like killing houseflies with a hammer but fun nonetheless. Maybe the angry old rock collector from Grrenwood will make an appearance and eat a boot.

I’m late to the party, what’s going on? Is Doc and BW ganging up on you?

[Cousin Strawberry]

Doyle is bagging on the Beagle again to deflect attention away from the chub he has for the dearly departed Tanev

[Blob Mckenzie]

Doyle is bagging on the Beagle again to deflect attention away from the chub he has for the dearly departed Tanev

Beagle is one of the shittiest players in the league

[Strangelove]

Doyle Hyperbole.

[Todd Bersnoozi]

The Canucks were offering 4.25 over three years so they obviously don’t think 4.5 is too outlandish for a Tanev.

I heard we offered 2 years. I would have been fine with giving Tan-Man 2 years, maybe 3, but would definitely pass on 4. There's still lots of time and there's a small chance we can still get a guy like Travis Hamonic on a 1 year team friendly deal. If we can add Schmidt-Hamonic to our D core over losing Tanev-Stecher, that would be a huge upgrade and would look quite deep there. Instead of our D being a weakness, it'll look like a strength.

Edler-Schmidt
Hughes-Hamonic
Benn-Myers

-Rafferty/Juolevi/Chatfield battle our for 7th spot.

If we don't add anyone, we'll just have to go with one or two of our young guys. Not my first choice, but will roll with it. I'm actually quite bulllish on Rafferty and am curious what we have in the 3 of them anyways.

[Mickey107]

Doyle is bagging on the Beagle again to deflect attention away from the chub he has for the dearly departed Tanev

It is too bad LE or didn't retire and or Baertchi either retired or f**ked off to Europe. The the team could have had both Nate Schmidt,& Tanev.

How much will Steady Eddy want to play in 21/22? Will he give a geezer discount? We might need the old boy back.

[Topper]

the angry old rock collector from Grrenwood

They're core samples dammit!!!!!

Baubles fears for his glass ceiling

[Blob Mckenzie]

The Chef is his tutu and tights and white skates must have been quite a site when he went skating with his classmates

[Cousin Strawberry]

[Chef Boi RD]

Think about this:

Doyle just got a Brazilian

Then ask yourself this:

Why?

[Cousin Strawberry]

Think about this:

Doyle just got a Brazilian

Then ask yourself this:

Why?

Home movies?

[Meds]

Think about this:

Doyle just got a Brazilian

Then ask yourself this:

Why?

Home movies?

Time to put that batch away for a while Wiz.....the fantasies are getting a little out of control.