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What a mess. Guy moves like he’s 95 not 75. Honestly just get a scooter if your body is that trashed.
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Doyle Hargraves wrote: Thu Jun 18, 2020 7:50 pm What a mess. Guy moves like he’s 95 not 75. Honestly just get a scooter if your body is that trashed.
:hmmm:

That ramp is trickier than you think, they're both having trouble until they get to the bottom... and then they're both fine.

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The guy was huffing and puffing the other day after walking a few feet. Seriously the scooter would be a good option for somebody so out of shape. He walks like he’s riddled with gout. Got the muscle tone of a jellyfish.
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Doyle Hargraves wrote: Thu Jun 18, 2020 9:39 pm The guy was huffing and puffing the other day after walking a few feet. Seriously the scooter would be a good option for somebody so out of shape. He walks like he’s riddled with gout. Got the muscle tone of a jellyfish.
It’s not gout, it’s bone spurs. Kicks in whenever he sees a high ranking officer.
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Per wrote: Thu Jun 18, 2020 10:42 pm
Doyle Hargraves wrote: Thu Jun 18, 2020 9:39 pm The guy was huffing and puffing the other day after walking a few feet. Seriously the scooter would be a good option for somebody so out of shape. He walks like he’s riddled with gout. Got the muscle tone of a jellyfish.
It’s not gout, it’s bone spurs. Kicks in whenever he sees a high ranking officer.
Funny that he’s got such lovers nuts for the military. He faked injury and illness to avoid fighting back in the 60s. He was frightened and has had a yellow stripe blazed down his backside.

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Strangelove wrote: Thu Jun 18, 2020 8:54 pm

:hmmm:

That ramp is trickier than you think
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Doyle Hargraves wrote: Thu Jun 18, 2020 7:50 pm What a mess. Guy moves like he’s 95 not 75. Honestly just get a scooter if your body is that trashed.
He's been known to...
President Trump chose to ride in a golf cart while his foreign counterparts took a walk through Taormina, Sicily, on Saturday during the Group of Seven summit.

The Times of London reported the six other world leaders — from Britain, Canada, France, Germany, Italy and Japan — walked 700 yards to take a group photo at a piazza in a hilltop town. The U.S. leader decided to wait until he could get a golf cart.
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Lol what a lazy prick. Late for the photo because he is too out of shape to walk.
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He needs a robotic avatar that he sits inside pulling levers. Maybe something with eight legs to climb ramps

Oh and a Stephen Hawking robo voice! Fuck would that be funny
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The Brown Wizard wrote: Fri Jun 19, 2020 6:13 am
Strangelove wrote: Thu Jun 18, 2020 8:54 pm

:hmmm:

That ramp is trickier than you think
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Easy there Wiz...

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Doyle Hargraves wrote: Fri Jun 19, 2020 6:56 am Lol what a lazy prick. Late for the photo because he is too out of shape to walk.
Hey man, as long as he's fit enough to do this...

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Cornuck wrote: Fri Jun 19, 2020 6:34 am
Doyle Hargraves wrote: Thu Jun 18, 2020 7:50 pm What a mess. Guy moves like he’s 95 not 75. Honestly just get a scooter if your body is that trashed.
He's been known to...
President Trump chose to ride in a golf cart while his foreign counterparts took a walk through Taormina, Sicily, on Saturday during the Group of Seven summit.

The Times of London reported the six other world leaders — from Britain, Canada, France, Germany, Italy and Japan — walked 700 yards to take a group photo at a piazza in a hilltop town. The U.S. leader decided to wait until he could get a golf cart.
Taormina is really nice. Beautiful place.
Damn! I want to go there again. Effing covid. :(
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Strangelove wrote: Fri Jun 19, 2020 12:48 pm
Doyle Hargraves wrote: Fri Jun 19, 2020 6:56 am Lol what a lazy prick. Late for the photo because he is too out of shape to walk.
Hey man, as long as he's fit enough to do this...

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^ If you look closely, you can see the obliteration of Taormina. :drink:
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Strangelove wrote: Fri Jun 19, 2020 2:07 pm ^ If you look closely, you can see the obliteration of Taormina. :drink:
More likely Nevada and Bikini. :|
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