We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)

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rats19 wrote: ↑Sun Apr 26, 2020 11:58 amTrump=Rangers
YES!!! Rats FINALLY gets it! Welcome aboard. :D

Also - I have NO idea why you guys think I can vote down here!
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The Brown Wizard wrote: ↑Sun Apr 26, 2020 12:25 pm I've been ripping biker barbs shit hard lately...maybe I should cut back. That's pretty bad
.... and you're trying to give me advice? :oops:
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Cornuck wrote: ↑Sun Apr 26, 2020 12:31 pm
The Brown Wizard wrote: ↑Sun Apr 26, 2020 12:25 pm I've been ripping biker barbs shit hard lately...maybe I should cut back. That's pretty bad
.... and you're trying to give me advice? :oops:
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Cornuck wrote: ↑Sun Apr 26, 2020 12:30 pm
rats19 wrote: ↑Sun Apr 26, 2020 11:58 amTrump=Rangers
YES!!! Rats FINALLY gets it! Welcome aboard. :D

Also - I have NO idea why you guys think I can vote down here!
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Strangelove wrote: ↑Sun Apr 26, 2020 11:31 am
The Brown Wizard wrote: ↑Sun Apr 26, 2020 11:24 am Has anyone made a UV lamp dildo yet for when the bars reopen?

If in doubt....send an illuminated scout?
No doubt Reef's wife would ram that thing so far up his arse his eyes would light up like a Chesire Cat!
lol - i am not even in this conversation and yet you bring me up, you are becoming borderline psychotic in your infatuation with me.
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Cornuck wrote: ↑Sun Apr 26, 2020 12:30 pm
rats19 wrote: ↑Sun Apr 26, 2020 11:58 amTrump=Rangers
YES!!! Rats FINALLY gets it! Welcome aboard. :D

Also - I have NO idea why you guys think I can vote down here!
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But lets see your death certificate
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Topper wrote: ↑Sun Apr 26, 2020 1:34 pm But lets see your death certificate
Hopefully, you'll be waiting a while for that one, but hey - thanks for asking. ;)
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Reefer2 wrote: ↑Sun Apr 26, 2020 1:33 pm
Strangelove wrote: ↑Sun Apr 26, 2020 11:31 am
The Brown Wizard wrote: ↑Sun Apr 26, 2020 11:24 am Has anyone made a UV lamp dildo yet for when the bars reopen?

If in doubt....send an illuminated scout?
No doubt Reef's wife would ram that thing so far up his arse his eyes would light up like a Chesire Cat!
lol - i am not even in this conversation and yet you bring me up, you are becoming borderline psychotic in your infatuation with me.
Notice he did not deny it!

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"borderline psychotic" eh? :) That doesn't sound like you...
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Strangelove wrote: ↑Sun Apr 26, 2020 1:59 pm
Reefer2 wrote: ↑Sun Apr 26, 2020 1:33 pm
Strangelove wrote: ↑Sun Apr 26, 2020 11:31 am
The Brown Wizard wrote: ↑Sun Apr 26, 2020 11:24 am Has anyone made a UV lamp dildo yet for when the bars reopen?

If in doubt....send an illuminated scout?
No doubt Reef's wife would ram that thing so far up his arse his eyes would light up like a Chesire Cat!
lol - i am not even in this conversation and yet you bring me up, you are becoming borderline psychotic in your infatuation with me.
Notice he did not deny it!

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"borderline psychotic" eh? :) That doesn't sound like you...
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Youtube and Twitter keep on taking this down for some reason but we won't let them win so easily...


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This boozing seven days a week is starting to take its toll on Hargraves. I can only be Ben Sanderson for so long, something’s got to give. :look:
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Doyle Hargraves wrote: ↑Mon Apr 27, 2020 10:54 am This boozing seven days a week is starting to take its toll on Hargraves. I can only be Ben Sanderson for so long, something’s got to give. :look:
Why bother dealing with all those fuckin hangovers? What are you doing...just sitting there solo chugging every day? Are you out in the kids playhouse surrounded by empty twixer bottles and vomit buckets? Yelling at neighbour's through the fence?

Quit that ghetto shit and kill brain cells in a civilized manner...cheeb

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The Brown Wizard wrote: ↑Mon Apr 27, 2020 11:59 am
Doyle Hargraves wrote: ↑Mon Apr 27, 2020 10:54 am This boozing seven days a week is starting to take its toll on Hargraves. I can only be Ben Sanderson for so long, something’s got to give. :look:
Why bother dealing with all those fuckin hangovers? What are you doing...just sitting there solo chugging every day? Are you out in the kids playhouse surrounded by empty twixer bottles and vomit buckets? Yelling at neighbour's through the fence?

Quit that ghetto shit and kill brain cells in a civilized manner...cheeb

I smoke tons of grass and only drink beer when I'm grilling. That's max a half sack usually 3 or 4
Truth. Get ready to die of alcoholism Blob, cos the covid ain't disappearing soon. They don't even know yet if we can get herd immunity, and no vaccine has ever been created for any of the coronaviruses (common cold, SARS, MERS).
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