We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)

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Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)

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Doyle Hargraves wrote: Fri Apr 10, 2020 10:33 am It’s hard to know how things will shake out. I just pour another beverage, smoke another gagger and paint another spirit rock. I’ve already left a couple of Lebowski rocks around Poco Trail while walking the dog; it’s very therapeutic.

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As an asside sone rockhead broke into my truck two nights ago. Might try and hang a little bait out for them this weekend. I am itching to take a few cuts with a 28 ounce Easton on some scumbag’s dome.
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Lol that’s funny. I’d prefer to crunch the fucker with a bat. :twisted:
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Doyle Hargraves wrote: Fri Apr 10, 2020 12:47 pm Lol that’s funny. I’d prefer to crunch the fucker with a bat. :twisted:
Have him eat a bat! :thumbs:
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Strangelove wrote: Fri Apr 10, 2020 12:59 pm
Doyle Hargraves wrote: Fri Apr 10, 2020 12:47 pm Lol that’s funny. I’d prefer to crunch the fucker with a bat. :twisted:
Have him eat a bat! :thumbs:
That can be arranged. I don’t do theft that well. Reminds me of the rockheads going through my neighbors recycling bin and he warned them off with a garden hose. They came back a few days later so he had a couple of pre boiled pots of water waiting for them. They never returned :lol:
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Doyle loading spirit rocks into the glass beaker and painting them with butane...
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Doyle Hargraves wrote: Fri Apr 10, 2020 10:33 am As an asside sone rockhead broke into my truck two nights ago. Might try and hang a little bait out for them this weekend. I am itching to take a few cuts with a 28 ounce Easton on some scumbag’s dome.
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Chef Boi RD wrote: Fri Apr 10, 2020 3:05 pm
Doyle Hargraves wrote: Fri Apr 10, 2020 10:33 am As an asside sone rockhead broke into my truck two nights ago. Might try and hang a little bait out for them this weekend. I am itching to take a few cuts with a 28 ounce Easton on some scumbag’s dome.
That’s what happens when you live close to Maple Ridge
Chilly is like that too. Petty Crime Central.
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When I lived up there, I had a vehicle stolen 4 times. Broken into a few times, but my first car was stolen once, and my Datsun 280Z was stolen 3 times (that I can remember). I actually located it once while getting ride home (since my car had just been stolen). The cop didn't see the humour / irony in it - but ended up believing me, since I said I could make that shit up.

If it wasn't getting stolen, I was getting pulled over - kinda became a running joke after a while.

So.... is Surrey no longer the petty crime capital of the lower mainland?
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Geez, poor Sweden really seems to be getting rocked by this.
Coronavirus: Sweden's death rate shows danger of 'herd immunity'

https://en.as.com/en/2020/04/10/other_s ... 91365.html

While other nations have imposed lockdown restrictions to help prevent the spread of coronavirus, Sweden’s shops, bars and schools remain open. But what effect has this had?


Only a month has passed since the idea of “herd immunity” first entered the discussion around the UK’s coronavirus response. On 11 March, the term was reportedly used by Dominic Cummings, chief advisor to Boris Johnson, in a meeting with industry leaders and then repeated by Sir Patrick Vallance, the government’s chief scientific advisor, two days later.


Sir Patrick spoke to BBC Radio 4 about the need to “build up some kind of herd immunity so more people are immune to this disease and we reduce the transmission”.

A lot has changed since then. The UK government has denied that herd immunity was ever part of their official strategy and the country has now been in lockdown for over two weeks to help prevent the spread of infection.

Sweden opts for guidelines over restrictions amid Covid-19 pandemic

But while the UK‘s policy is now firmly in line with that of the vast majority of the world, Sweden remain an outlier. The Scandinavian country says it is relying on citizens to take responsibility and has given guidelines rather than any strict restrictions. Schools, shops and bars remain open with gatherings of up to 50 people still permitted.

Much of their response is based on advice from Anders Tegnell, Sweden’s chief epidemiologist, who has advocated the policy. He has previously told Swedish TV that coronavirus could be stopped by “herd immunity, or a combination of immunity and vaccination”.

However, while the Swedish government continue to back Tegnell and pursue their more laissez-faire approach, recent figures suggest a worrying rise in fatalities in the country.

As of Thursday, the nation-wide total death count was 782, with the underlying statistics showing that Sweden has become more susceptible to the virus than neighbouring countries. The death rate of coronavirus-infected patients in Norway is less than 2%, with the figure in Denmark around 4%. In Sweden, nearly 8% of people to have contracted coronavirus have died.

Concerns are also growing about the spread of the virus in nursing homes, with one third of Stockholm’s nursing homes reporting cases.

Academics call on Swedish government to bring in tougher measures

At the end of March, 2,300 Swedish academics signed an open letter urging the government to introduce tougher measures to help combat the virus’ spread. Denmark, who began enforcing restrictions even before they had suffered their first death, have begun tentatively lifting restrictions after seeing no mass outbreak.

Denmark’s pre-emptive decision appears to have put them ahead of the curve in the fight against coronavirus, with the UK still some way off a lifting of the lockdown restrictions.

One of the government’s senior pandemic advisors, Professor Neil Ferguson, revealed on BBC Radio 4’s Today programme that it was still too soon to consider removing any of the measures currently in place.

"Only when we can see the case numbers come down and how quickly transmissions are being reduced can we really conclude anything about what happens next and when these measures can be relaxed.”
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How laissez-faire of them...

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Notice how Per always defends the party line? Per, as a raging lefty, shouldn't you be more inclined to support the 2300+ academics who penned that open letter to Lofgren & Co.?

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America now has more deaths than any other nation on earth. Thank gawd they have Trump in charge.

BTW, researches have traced the origin of infection in NY to Europe. He can stop calling it the Chinese virus now.
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Hockey Widow wrote: Sat Apr 11, 2020 10:24 am America now has more deaths than any other nation on earth. Thank gawd they have Trump in charge.

BTW, researches have traced the origin of infection in NY to Europe. He can stop calling it the Chinese virus now.
The virus still originated in Wuhan by way of, so essentially it’s still the “Chinese Virus”
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Hockey Widow wrote: Sat Apr 11, 2020 10:24 am America now has more deaths than any other nation on earth. Thank gawd they have Trump in charge.

BTW, researches have traced the origin of infection in NY to Europe. He can stop calling it the Chinese virus now.
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Topper wrote: Sat Apr 11, 2020 12:20 pm
Hockey Widow wrote: Sat Apr 11, 2020 10:24 am America now has more deaths than any other nation on earth. Thank gawd they have Trump in charge.

BTW, researches have traced the origin of infection in NY to Europe. He can stop calling it the Chinese virus now.
Blame State and County health authorities as well.
America is the 3rd most populous nation on Earth and we all know we can't trust China's (#1) numbers.

I don't know what's happening in India (#2) and I don't care to check...
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Strangelove wrote: Sat Apr 11, 2020 12:36 pm
Topper wrote: Sat Apr 11, 2020 12:20 pm
Hockey Widow wrote: Sat Apr 11, 2020 10:24 am America now has more deaths than any other nation on earth. Thank gawd they have Trump in charge.

BTW, researches have traced the origin of infection in NY to Europe. He can stop calling it the Chinese virus now.
Blame State and County health authorities as well.
America is the 3rd most populous nation on Earth and we all know we can't trust China's (#1) numbers.

I don't know what's happening in India (#2) and I don't care to check...
The two days ago, the US was nearly level with the per capita numbers from Wuhan, but where the Wuhan #'s were on a flat trajectory was an American Bandstand top 10 with a bullet towards Spain and Italy numbers.
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