Around the league (signings, RFAs injuries)

[Chef Boi RD]

Ottawa up 1-0 on Calgary early. If they can hold on and Edmonton holds on. Edmonton takes the lead in the division although they re tied in points wit the Flames and Yotes. Then if the Canucks can win tonight they’ll pass all three and go into their break in first in the Pacific. Hopefully they don’t get SHUTOUT tonight.

That would be insane!! Can you imagine the explosion of Benning hate over on that other board if the Canucks go into the break in first place? How can he not want to tank for a lottery pick? How can he give up a first this year when we are still rebuilding? Oh my they would go nuts. But if they don't end up in first going into the break they'll go nuts too.

Whats a SHUTOUT?

They want to Tank like the Sabres who have had 7 top 8 lottery picks from the last 7 drafts. Two of them 1st overall, one a 2nd overall. And it looks like they are heading for another lottery pick in 2020. Tank Hockey, the only way to fly...apparently accordingly to Y2K, Jack Burton, PG Canuck, Melvin, MS, Beach Clean, Mathowny, Tantalum etc etc etc.

[Carl Yagro]

Sens beat Flamers 5-2

Nucks just have to handle they bidness tonight

[Strangelove]

Nucks just have to handle they bidness tonight

Tree fiddy say dey duz.

[Cherry Picker]

So if Vegas wins and the Canucks lose in OT, all five teams are tied at the top of the Pacific. Nuts!

[Carl Yagro]

Leaves getting raked 4-1 by Blahcocks

Habs hopefully helps VGK lose their 5 in 6.

Coyotes already losers of 5 in 6.

Flames shot down.

It is nicely set up for the boys to take 1st place into the break. Let's do this!

[Carl Yagro]

Freakin' Habs

Vegas gets a point.

But Leaves get hammered

[Hockey Widow]

So with Vegas getting a point what do we need to take first?

[rats19]

So with Vegas getting a point what do we need to take first?

I think a win and we’ll have 58 pts and 3 teams with 57

[ukcanuck]

Pearson will be gone after next season. They won’t be able to afford to keep him and there had better be young guys coming up to fill his top 6 position by then or this team is in big trouble.

Sky falls without Pearson... come on man

Podkolzin will take that seat and you wont even remember Pearsons first name

what is Pearson’s first name ?

I knew a jay pearson once.. he was wheel chair bound and had a recordable vcr before they were a thing. He built a tidy basement business renting out movies to people. It got so big he actually got threatened with a law suit.

So that was cool

So you were making movies with jay pearson in his basement until the lawsuit?

I heard they got all the way to "Gway Gwimps Gwone Gwild Part 7" before the lawsuit.

It would have been more like this kind of movie if I was involved.

[Blob Mckenzie]

Would you let Gomer run the camera?

[Cousin Strawberry]

Would you let Gomer run the camera?

Someone had to crawl under the wheelchair for the close up scenes

[2Fingers]

Oh, I see.
So to be called offside, both skates need to be across the blue line.

OK - how can someone who has an account since 2011 not know the offside rule?

From Oilers HF Board

[Blob Mckenzie]

Would you let Gomer run the camera?

Someone had to crawl under the wheelchair for the close up scenes

Gomer getting greasy and grimy getting good footage and gobbling goo

[ukcanuck]

Would you let Gomer run the camera?

Gomer or Gwomer?

[Richardstroker69]

Erik karlsson is cancer, did you guys hear his 2nd period interview.
? I don’t think we’ll have to worry about San Jose for a long time.