The Official Dave Ayres CC "All Thing Leaves" thread

[Hockey Widow]

Well I think they have surpassed us on the silliness scale when we hired Torts. Given the Blue Jays are doing so well they can pretty well do anything and get away with it right now.

[BladesofSteel]

"Maple leaves' Daniel Winnik polishing wrist shot while on honeymoon"

Hah,

All joking aside, the leaves did sign Shawn Mathias and PP Parenteau last month, and now it's expected Devon Settagucci will be dry in time for training camp.

Even with the Booth departure, there is some serious competition for 2nd line spots.

[Hockey_God]

Even with the Booth departure.

Rumour has it Boothie is close to signing with the Jerusalem Wailers of the Israel Hockey League.

http://www.israhockey.co.il/

[Topper]

Jew him down til he hits the wall.

Does Gassian have future there?

[Strangelove]

Lemaire eh?

Bout time the Leaves hired a "special needs" coach...

[ukcanuck]

Even with the Booth departure.

Rumour has it Boothie is close to signing with the Jerusalem Wailers of the Israel Hockey League.

http://www.israhockey.co.il/

Interesting, loys of Russian first names...

[dbr]

I think Russian is one of the most common languages in the country..

[TDA Rum]

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[Topper]

There is no soul. They didn't just sellout to the Devil, they hired the Devils themselves.

Forwards
Mark Arcobello  
Casey Bailey  
Tyler Bozak  
Sam Carrick  
Byron Froese  
Michael Grabner  
Peter Holland  
Zach Hyman  
Nazem Kadri  
Leo Komarov  
Brendan Leipsic  
Joffrey Lupul "A" 
Mitchell Marner  
Shawn Matthias  
William Nylander  
Richard Panik  
Pierre-Alexandre Parenteau  
Ryan Rupert  
Nikita Soshnikov  
Nick Spaling  
Daniel Winnik  
James van Riemsdyk  
Defencemen
Name
Travis Dermott  
Cory Donaghey  
Jake Gardiner  
Scott Harrington  
Matt Hunwick  
Martin Marincin  
Stuart Percy  
Dion Phaneuf "C" 
Roman Polak  
Morgan Rielly  
Stephane Robidas "A" 
Rinat Valiev  
Goalies
Jonathan Bernier  
James Reimer  

[damonberryman]

fuck the leaves

[Hockey Widow]

Leaves have found a winning formula. Lou brings his brand of professionalism to the team.

http://news.nationalpost.com/sports/nhl ... llo-brings

And this makes the headlines from the NATIONAL Post.

I wonder if he would make me shave my legs?

[Topper]

http://www.thescore.com/nhl/news/842107

[Strangelove]

^ Yeah, The Cock's Leaves dominated by the team The Cock could have had.

Yeahno, there's no bringing a team back from Salutegate...

If The Cock wasn't so stuffed full of himself, he would have realized that.

[Strangelove]

http://www.thescore.com/nhl/news/836883

Well the Leaves brought in some practice players that they feel Bernier may be able to outwit:







(Bernier says that last one reminds him of "hockey great" Nelson Mandela)

[Topper]

But can Elisha spot the difference?