US Erection 12 *AND* 16 *AND* 20 *AND* 22 *AND* 24 *AND* Beyond

[Megaterio Llamas]

Tumour near my right eardrum.

I'm on heavy painkillers right now, so I figure I can say whatever I want.

I sure hope you're going to okay Doc. That sounds serious.

[donlever]

[Strangelove]

Thanks for the well wishes CC brethren, I think I'm going to be good moving forward.

Could be a lot worse...

[Per]

Denmark offers to buy US

COPENHAGEN (The Borowitz Report)—After rebuffing Donald J. Trump’s hypothetical proposal to purchase Greenland, the government of Denmark has announced that it would be interested in buying the United States instead.

“As we have stated, Greenland is not for sale,” a spokesperson for the Danish government said on Friday. “We have noted, however, that during the Trump regime pretty much everything in the United States, including its government, has most definitely been for sale.”

“Denmark would be interested in purchasing the United States in its entirety, with the exception of its government,” the spokesperson added.

A key provision of the purchase offer, the spokesperson said, would be the relocation of Donald Trump to another country “to be determined,” with Russia and North Korea cited as possible destinations.

If Denmark’s bid for the United States is accepted, the Scandinavian nation has ambitious plans for its new acquisition. “We believe that, by giving the U.S. an educational system and national health care, it could be transformed from a vast land mass into a great nation,” the spokesperson said.

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowit ... -to-buy-us

[Chef Boi RD]

Well, I would propose Canada to do the same as Denmark, decline Trumps heartfelt offer for Canada to become America’s 51st state and counter with - ‘We’d like to extend an offer out for USA’s entire western seaboard - the democratic blue states and disdain of Donald Trump - California, Oregon and Topper’s ex-friends - the state of Washington to come join Canada!’

Hell, who would not want to have the 5th largest economy in the world - California, to join their country? Donald doesn’t give two shits about ‘em.

[Meds]

Well, I would propose Canada to do the same as Denmark, decline Trumps heartfelt offer for Canada to become America’s 51st state and counter with - ‘We’d like to extend an offer out for USA’s entire western seaboard - the democratic blue states and disdain of Donald Trump - California, Oregon and Topper’s ex-friends - the state of Washington to come join Canada!’

Hell, who would not want to have the 5th largest economy in the world - California, to join their country? Donald doesn’t give two shits about ‘em.

I think what you mean is that most of Ontario and 53% of British Columbia would like to extend that offer.

California is operating with a reported $27B deficit, but it's actually closer to $45B.

Oregon has a state debt of $13.8B, however they have a local government debt that runs up to $30B.

Washington is reportedly looking at a deficit of up to $12B.

I don't think BC, Alberta, and Saskatchewan, can afford to take on your blue state buddies equalization entitlements as the prairie provinces are already carrying the rest of the country east of them, and BC is barely treading water on its own.

I also suspect that the majority of the country would like to avoid taking on the crime rates from anywhere in the US.

[Chef Boi RD]

Made you do some research, eh Mëds. Kinda scared ya a little?

The economy of the State of California is the largest in the United States, with a $4.080 trillion gross state product (GSP) as of 2024

What would the U.S. economy be without California?
In 2019 California had a GDP north of $3 Trillion dollars. In 2019 the United States had a GDP of Approximately $21.5 Trillion. If you minus California from that you are at $18.5 Trillion. This would put the USA below the Combined European Union at $18.7 but still ahead of the #2 country China at just over $14 Trillion

If California were a country, it would be the 5th largest economy in the world and more productive than India and the United Kingdom.

I’d gladly welcome the largest port in North America - the port of Los Angeles to the Canadian family. 20% of all incoming cargo to the States runs through the state of California. With 10% running through the port of Seattle, how would Donny feel about losing these major ports on the western seaboard? Not to mention all the tech giants from Seattle to Silicon Valley? But if he takes Panama Canal, he should be good then right? They’re blue states. He hates those 3 states, they are ‘ex-friends’

But knowing how much you love MAGA America, Mëds, I gather you and the likes of BC Expat would prefer Trumps offer instead?

7 biggest industries in California. Gawd, these would be great for Canada!

1. Agriculture
2. Film and Television
3. Travel and Tourism
4. Tech
5. Service
6. Healthcare
7. Construction

https://www.california.com/biggest-indu ... alifornia/

Even though California is the 5th largest economy in the world and the largest in America, Donny hates California, along with Washington and Oregon. They are no friends of his, so he’d have no problem giving these blue states to Canada.

[BCExpat]

But knowing how much you love MAGA America, Mëds, I gather you and the likes of BC Expat would prefer Trumps offer instead?

I don't want anymore left wing loonies added to Canada. Maybe the lower mainland of BC could join Washington, Oregon and California and become a separate country. Seems like they all have a common political stance.

[Chef Boi RD]

But knowing how much you love MAGA America, Mëds, I gather you and the likes of BC Expat would prefer Trumps offer instead?

I don't want anymore left wing loonies added to Canada. Maybe the lower mainland of BC could join Washington, Oregon and California and become a separate country. Seems like they all have a common political stance.

Something tells me, Expat, you would have gone to this rally

https://www.npr.org/sections/codeswitch ... -manhattan

[Topper]

But knowing how much you love MAGA America, Mëds, I gather you and the likes of BC Expat would prefer Trumps offer instead?

I don't want anymore left wing loonies added to Canada. Maybe the lower mainland of BC could join Washington, Oregon and California and become a separate country. Seems like they all have a common political stance.

Toss in the Gulf Island home of Green

[Cousin Strawberry]

But knowing how much you love MAGA America, Mëds, I gather you and the likes of BC Expat would prefer Trumps offer instead?

I don't want anymore left wing loonies added to Canada. Maybe the lower mainland of BC could join Washington, Oregon and California and become a separate country. Seems like they all have a common political stance.

Toss in the Gulf Island home of Green

Donny and secret fat chick fetish won't be impressed

[Meds]

But knowing how much you love MAGA America, Mëds, I gather you and the likes of BC Expat would prefer Trumps offer instead?

I don't want anymore left wing loonies added to Canada. Maybe the lower mainland of BC could join Washington, Oregon and California and become a separate country. Seems like they all have a common political stance.

All for it BCE.

Then we can become an exporting province and let the leftists loving metro dwellers figure out where they are going to get their materials.

I’ll qualify that equal investment needs to go into refining and manufacturing. It’s stupid to sell the raw materials only to have the final product sold back to you at a mark up.

[BCExpat]

But knowing how much you love MAGA America, Mëds, I gather you and the likes of BC Expat would prefer Trumps offer instead?

I don't want anymore left wing loonies added to Canada. Maybe the lower mainland of BC could join Washington, Oregon and California and become a separate country. Seems like they all have a common political stance.

Something tells me, Expat, you would have gone to this rally

https://www.npr.org/sections/codeswitch ... -manhattan

Typical lefty comment - wraps all right wing people in with Nazis. Using your own twisted logic, since you are a lefty, you must be a Kim Jong Un supporter.

[Chef Boi RD]

But knowing how much you love MAGA America, Mëds, I gather you and the likes of BC Expat would prefer Trumps offer instead?

I don't want anymore left wing loonies added to Canada. Maybe the lower mainland of BC could join Washington, Oregon and California and become a separate country. Seems like they all have a common political stance.

Something tells me, Expat, you would have gone to this rally

https://www.npr.org/sections/codeswitch ... -manhattan

you must be a Kim Jong Un supporter.

Trump’s “dictator” buddy? Yeah, no

[Chef Boi RD]

But knowing how much you love MAGA America, Mëds, I gather you and the likes of BC Expat would prefer Trumps offer instead?

I don't want anymore left wing loonies added to Canada. Maybe the lower mainland of BC could join Washington, Oregon and California and become a separate country. Seems like they all have a common political stance.

All for it BCE.

Then we can become an exporting province and let the leftists loving metro dwellers figure out where they are going to get their materials.

I’ll qualify that equal investment needs to go into refining and manufacturing. It’s stupid to sell the raw materials only to have the final product sold back to you at a mark up.

Metro dwellers? Spoken like a true rural hillbilly. You can always move to Mississippi, the weakest state in America to get away from the “lefties” in burgeoning metropolitan centres, with Topper and Expat while the worlds 5th largest economy becomes Canada! We’d gladly get rid of the likes of you Hillbillies who are digging holes in the taxpayers pockets just to keep your hick towns with 10 people afloat.