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Re: TV Shows: What are you watching?

Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2020 1:14 pm
by Cousin Strawberry
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Re: TV Shows: What are you watching?

Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2020 2:21 pm
by Chef Boi RD
Strangelove wrote: Fri Jun 26, 2020 12:15 pm ^ They do this because they're jelly Dude. :thumbs:
Doc, Doyle is 5’-11” that is a known. What also is a known is that he has revealed to weighing as high as 255 lbs at one time or another. Now when you rationalize what we do know about Blob - his love for beers and Taco’s s and his height and weight you quickly realize that he wasn’t 5’11” 255 lbs because he was a body builder on a banana diet

Re: TV Shows: What are you watching?

Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2020 2:33 pm
by Strangelove
Chef Boi RD wrote: Fri Jun 26, 2020 2:21 pm
Strangelove wrote: Fri Jun 26, 2020 12:15 pm ^ They do this because they're jelly Dude. :thumbs:
Doc, Doyle is 5’-11” that is a known. What also is a known is that he has revealed to weighing as high as 255 lbs at one time or another. Now when you rationalize what we do know about Blob - his love for beers and Taco’s s and his height and weight you quickly realize that he wasn’t 5’11” 255 lbs because he was a body builder on a banana diet
You never mentioned his garbage-can-lid-sized bald spot!

That's what I love about you Dude, you're classy.

And yes, Doyle has handed us all this information.

I figure anyone who says he's 5’11” 255 lbs

... is probably 5'10" 275 lbs.

Re: TV Shows: What are you watching?

Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2020 2:39 pm
by Cousin Strawberry
Strangelove wrote: Fri Jun 26, 2020 2:33 pm
Chef Boi RD wrote: Fri Jun 26, 2020 2:21 pm
Strangelove wrote: Fri Jun 26, 2020 12:15 pm ^ They do this because they're jelly Dude. :thumbs:
Doc, Doyle is 5’-11” that is a known. What also is a known is that he has revealed to weighing as high as 255 lbs at one time or another. Now when you rationalize what we do know about Blob - his love for beers and Taco’s s and his height and weight you quickly realize that he wasn’t 5’11” 255 lbs because he was a body builder on a banana diet
You never mentioned his garbage-can-lid-sized bald spot!

That's what I love about you Dude, you're classy.

And yes, Doyle has handed us all this information.

I figure anyone who says he's 5’11” 255 lbs

... is probably 5'10" 275 lbs.
When they start talking in half inches, instantly deduct like 3 inches. Doyle was saying 5-11 and a half so thats like 5-8 or 5-9 max

Re: TV Shows: What are you watching?

Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2020 2:54 pm
by Strangelove
The Brown Wizard wrote: Fri Jun 26, 2020 2:39 pm When they start talking in half inches, instantly deduct like 3 inches. Doyle was saying 5-11 and a half so thats like 5-8 or 5-9 max
Good point.

Then we must take Doyle's propensity for bullshitting into account...

I calculate... 5' 4" 285 lbs? :wow:

Re: TV Shows: What are you watching?

Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2020 2:55 pm
by Blob Mckenzie
Hargraves is a strapping 6 ft 221 as we speak. Heaviest ever was 248. Ideally would be 205. But alas Hargraves likes beers but he’s on light beer now, no more craft beer even though I love it.

Hargraves has a spare tire, but at least he doesn’t have chicken thighs. Bald spot has stayed stagnant at about a toonie size. I have the lettuce clipped short a number 4 on top and a 1 1/2 on the sides and back. No 86 strand skullet like some other fellas here rock.

:drink:

Re: TV Shows: What are you watching?

Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2020 2:59 pm
by Strangelove
Yeahno, sorry Doylie, we've done the math and math doesn't lie...

Re: TV Shows: What are you watching?

Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2020 3:06 pm
by Blob Mckenzie
Strangelove wrote: Fri Jun 26, 2020 2:59 pm Yeahno, sorry Doylie, we've done the math and math doesn't lie...
Whatever blows your strands back Cholla :mex:

Re: TV Shows: What are you watching?

Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2020 3:10 pm
by Cousin Strawberry
Doyle Hargraves wrote: Fri Jun 26, 2020 2:55 pm Hargraves is a strapping 6 ft 221 as we speak. Heaviest ever was 248. Ideally would be 205. But alas Hargraves likes beers but he’s on light beer now, no more craft beer even though I love it.

Hargraves has a spare tire, but at least he doesn’t have chicken thighs. Bald spot has stayed stagnant at about a toonie size. I have the lettuce clipped short a number 4 on top and a 1 1/2 on the sides and back. No 86 strand skullet like some other fellas here rock.

:drink:
If you flip the scale over to metric its much less offensive to your dignity...100kg sounds way better than 220lbs.

Re: TV Shows: What are you watching?

Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2020 3:26 pm
by Chef Boi RD
Ole Chef is 6’-0” 186.2 lbs to be exact. That’s overweight for me. Carrying some cargo right now. I prefer being in the high 170’s, that’s Chef’s peak form. Chef needs to lower the beer intake. I think this weekend may do more damage but the Ole Chef’s svelte figure will be back soon. Poor ole Doyle is built like Vladimir Krutov after a hot dog eating contest.

Re: TV Shows: What are you watching?

Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2020 3:31 pm
by Cousin Strawberry
Fuck I havent been 186 since high school lol. I'm rolling blob style at 6' 215

Re: TV Shows: What are you watching?

Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2020 3:35 pm
by Cornuck
I was 6' and 220 a couple of years ago. Decided I needed to lose some weight and now I'm down to 180. Unless you're a linebacker, 220 isn't a good weight. ;)

Re: TV Shows: What are you watching?

Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2020 3:54 pm
by Cousin Strawberry
Cornuck wrote: Fri Jun 26, 2020 3:35 pm I was 6' and 220 a couple of years ago. Decided I needed to lose some weight and now I'm down to 180. Unless you're a linebacker, 220 isn't a good weight. ;)
I'm a stay at home defenseman :lol:

Re: TV Shows: What are you watching?

Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2020 4:05 pm
by Blob Mckenzie
Hargraves is broad shouldered, big legs and arms.... I’d be a tooth pick at 185.

Re: TV Shows: What are you watching?

Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2020 6:19 pm
by Chef Boi RD
Doyle Hargraves wrote: Fri Jun 26, 2020 4:05 pm Hargraves is broad shouldered, big legs and arms.... I’d be a tooth pick at 185.
Just admit it! You’re a fat lazy pig!!!