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Posted: **Thu Jun 20, 2024 7:19 pm**

Topper wrote: ↑Thu Jun 20, 2024 9:39 am

Well if that what it takes to turn the mild mannered paper salesman Dwight Shrute Elias Pettersson into a prick then I will accept if he gets suspended for going low bridge on a top line coiler next year

Posted: **Fri Jun 21, 2024 5:29 am**

Dakscoot.

Posted: **Fri Jun 21, 2024 8:01 am**

He currently drives an A8 when not scootering

Posted: **Fri Jun 21, 2024 8:44 am**

Topper wrote: ↑Fri Jun 21, 2024 8:01 am He currently drives an A8 when not scootering

An A4 seems a more appropriate weight and h/p for his own drive capability.

Posted: **Fri Jun 21, 2024 10:03 am**

BoS wrote: ↑Fri Jun 21, 2024 8:44 am
Topper wrote: ↑Fri Jun 21, 2024 8:01 am He currently drives an A8 when not scootering
An A4 seems a more appropriate weight and h/p for his own drive capability.

I'm thinking a three cylinder Suzuki Swift

Posted: **Fri Jun 21, 2024 4:58 pm**

Except when he rocks up next to you at the light in his Audi, it'll be in a 25k suit with giant rocks dangling from earlobes and scrotums...sneering up at you then lays 1 through 8 gears of 30" wide rubber stripes off into the sunset

Posted: **Fri Jun 21, 2024 5:17 pm**

There would be nothing more satisfying than to see Coiler hopes snuffed out tonight at home.

Sooooo close

Posted: **Fri Jun 21, 2024 5:17 pm**

Cousin Strawberry wrote: ↑Fri Jun 21, 2024 4:58 pm Except when he rocks up next to you at the light in his Audi, it'll be in a 25k suit with giant rocks dangling from earlobes and scrotums...sneering up at you then lays 1 through 8 gears of 30" wide rubber stripes off into the sunset

He has no scrotum you say.

Posted: **Fri Jun 21, 2024 6:08 pm**

Cousin Strawberry wrote: ↑Fri Jun 21, 2024 4:58 pm Except when he rocks up next to you at the light in his Audi, it'll be in a 25k suit with giant rocks dangling from earlobes and scrotums...sneering up at you then lays 1 through 8 gears of 30" wide rubber stripes off into the sunset

I doubt he drives like that....might damage the scooter in the back.

And his neck isn't thick enough to carry the weight of diamond studs.

And he's very possibly scrotumless.

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