Trade rumours & armchair pipe dreams 19-20 Sponsored by SKYO

[Cousin Strawberry]

Ferlund-Sutter-JV (fast crash and bang line)

Sub out sub-par-sutter for Gaudette and you might be onto something

Stars fans getting impatient and want to trade Jamie Benn.

Benn - Petey - Boeser top line here we go!

Oh fuck ya... can you imagine!

The only way is if they would eat ALL of loser Louie's giant donkey cock of a contract. Sigh

[Mickey107]

Ferlund-Sutter-JV (fast crash and bang line)

Sub out sub-par-sutter for Gaudette and you might be onto something

Stars fans getting impatient and want to trade Jamie Benn.

Benn - Petey - Boeser top line here we go!

As soon as we acquired Jordie, I knew it was only a short order of time before Canucks fans would start the unite the Benns campaign.

[ESQ]

Ferlund-Sutter-JV (fast crash and bang line)

Sub out sub-par-sutter for Gaudette and you might be onto something

Stars fans getting impatient and want to trade Jamie Benn.

Benn - Petey - Boeser top line here we go!

As soon as we acquired Jordie, I knew it was only a short order of time before Canucks fans would start the unite the Benns campaign.

There's the master plan with Loui's wife moving to Texas - all to bring about a homecoming for the Benn Bros!

[Strangelove]

https://lastwordonhockey.com/2019/10/08 ... ucks-more/

Rumour: Elliotte Friedman said on Sportsnet 960 in Calgary that the Canucks have “kicked the tires on” Florida Panthers defenceman Mark Pysyk.

Baer for Pysyk incoming?

[Cousin Strawberry]

https://lastwordonhockey.com/2019/10/08 ... ucks-more/

Rumour: Elliotte Friedman said on Sportsnet 960 in Calgary that the Canucks have “kicked the tires on” Florida Panthers defenceman Mark Pysyk.

Baer for Pysyk incoming?

2.73 AAV pending UFA...decent puck moving righty

They need cap space so not likely a baer swap

Stretcher going that-a-way?

[Mickey107]

https://lastwordonhockey.com/2019/10/08 ... ucks-more/

Rumour: Elliotte Friedman said on Sportsnet 960 in Calgary that the Canucks have “kicked the tires on” Florida Panthers defenceman Mark Pysyk.

Baer for Pysyk incoming?

2.73 AAV pending UFA...decent puck moving righty

They need cap space so not likely a baer swap

Stretcher going that-a-way?

That would be an awful signing! Take a look at the structure>> https://www.capfriendly.com/players/mark-pysyk
If the Canucks, (Green), are so disenchanted with Baertschi, I hope they do better than this.
Just an EF rumor.

[Cousin Strawberry]

I doubt we need worry...i cant see Van making that move as we also need cap relief

[Chef Boi RD]

I see Elliot “National Enquirer” Friedman is spewing his fabrications once again.

[ESQ]

https://lastwordonhockey.com/2019/10/08 ... ucks-more/

Rumour: Elliotte Friedman said on Sportsnet 960 in Calgary that the Canucks have “kicked the tires on” Florida Panthers defenceman Mark Pysyk.

Baer for Pysyk incoming?

2.73 AAV pending UFA...decent puck moving righty

They need cap space so not likely a baer swap

Stretcher going that-a-way?

That would be an awful signing! Take a look at the structure>> https://www.capfriendly.com/players/mark-pysyk
If the Canucks, (Green), are so disenchanted with Baertschi, I hope they do better than this.
Just an EF rumor.

What's wrong with the structure?

I'd rather see Stecher go and re-call Baertschi, once Loui gets demoted (and hopefully retires).

[Tciso]

https://lastwordonhockey.com/2019/10/08 ... ucks-more/

Rumour: Elliotte Friedman said on Sportsnet 960 in Calgary that the Canucks have “kicked the tires on” Florida Panthers defenceman Mark Pysyk.

Baer for Pysyk incoming?

2.73 AAV pending UFA...decent puck moving righty

They need cap space so not likely a baer swap

Stretcher going that-a-way?

That would be an awful signing! Take a look at the structure>> https://www.capfriendly.com/players/mark-pysyk
If the Canucks, (Green), are so disenchanted with Baertschi, I hope they do better than this.
Just an EF rumor.

What's wrong with the structure?

I'd rather see Stecher go and re-call Baertschi, once Loui gets demoted (and hopefully retires).

What's wrong with it is that he's over-paid this year, at $3.5mil. I don't see him as an upgrade on Stetcher.

[Strangelove]

What's wrong with it is that he's over-paid this year, at $3.5mil.

Bah, we're rich, we only care about the cap hit.

*lights cigar with flaming hundred dollar bill*

[Cousin Strawberry]

Stretchers been juggling the puck this year...fighting it. He gets better with more reps but we have no time for his fumbles and theres 5 or 6 better than him.

That said pass on the pysser. The gains he brings arent worth another big contract unless they take money back...which they dont want.

[dangler]

Stretchers been juggling the puck this year...fighting it. He gets better with more reps but we have no time for his fumbles and theres 5 or 6 better than him.

That said pass on the pysser. The gains he brings arent worth another big contract unless they take money back...which they dont want.

The whole team looks like they are going to take awhile to gel. Could be a 10 game losing streak right off the hop

[SKYO]

I believe Baertschi buried contract is $2.291M cap hit.

Pysyk is $2.733M, so for a Baertchi-Pysyk swap, Florida would have to retain 20% of his salary = $2.193M cap hit.

I imagine this is just a contract dump trade as Pysyk would be let go at the end of the season, while barto has 1 year left.

And I suppose Pysyk would be an OK depth solution at this point with Fattyburger.

[Strangelove]

^ Or we bury Pysyk for a $1.7M cap hit.

But anyway, moving on, this rumour has no legs...