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Argay Ham wrote: ↑Sun Jan 12, 2025 8:39 pm

Blob Mckenzie wrote: ↑Sat Jan 11, 2025 1:40 am I sometimes shit 5 times a day, then I don't shit for five days. Diverticulitis is a motherfucker. Either a golfball in a garden hose or I shit through the eye of a needle all day.

My condolences.

Sent from my iPhone on a fuckin toilet. lol.

I think my shit might be too together right now.

Just took 2 Senokot…

I’ll stick with Metamucil until the doctor man says otherwise…in like 2 weeks. God our medical system has really gone thru the tubes. Unlike my shit.

Metamucil is just fine…

Shittiest first posts ever.

Welcome abroad, Argy Ham!

Aaaaarrrrggggaaaaay

Carl Yagro wrote: ↑Sun Jan 12, 2025 9:03 pm Shittiest first posts ever.

Welcome abroad, Argy Ham!

I strive for mediocrity. Thanks brother!

Sounds like some assholes around here are in need of a fecal microbiota transplant.

You are what you eat, I suppose.

I mean, the Anaheim incident makes a ton more sense now. Glad that bit of info was knocked loose.

Nothing like a poop story to get a new dood to post something here.

Anways,Video on Burkie's tenure as GM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUr_X7HKK2k

Well done vid for anyone that cares. Gets into lots of interesting characters like Orca Bay, S.McCammon, J.McCaw, Gretz, Keenan, Bure, Nasi, Sedins, etc. Think a lot of it was from Burkie's book.

Interesting tidbit I didn't know about: Burkie wanted to protect the Wild Thing Scotty Walker in the Xpansion draft, but Keenan wanted to protect Peter Zezel. Orca Bay asked Burke to just protect Zezel to keep the coach happy, so he did it. Burke was pissed at himself after that and vowed to never do something like that again. Too bad, Zezel was pretty much @ the end of his career and Walker was just getting started and went on to have a pretty good NHL career. Would he have made a difference on some of those WCE teams? Maybe.

Todd Bersnoozi wrote: ↑Sun Jan 12, 2025 10:23 pm Nothing like a poop story to get a new dood to post something here.

After being gone for a bit and not having time to post much, when I read this line, I actually scrolled back, thinking “a shit story HAS to be about Messier!”

… the disappointment is real.

Madcombinepilot wrote: ↑Mon Jan 13, 2025 8:45 pm

Todd Bersnoozi wrote: ↑Sun Jan 12, 2025 10:23 pm Nothing like a poop story to get a new dood to post something here.

After being gone for a bit and not having time to post much, when I read this line, I actually scrolled back, thinking “a shit story HAS to be about Messier!”

… the disappointment is real.

That Messier shit story was in a bar in Alberta back in the day right?

Guy was an animal...

Strangelove wrote: ↑Mon Jan 13, 2025 9:25 pm

Madcombinepilot wrote: ↑Mon Jan 13, 2025 8:45 pm

Todd Bersnoozi wrote: ↑Sun Jan 12, 2025 10:23 pm Nothing like a poop story to get a new dood to post something here.

After being gone for a bit and not having time to post much, when I read this line, I actually scrolled back, thinking “a shit story HAS to be about Messier!”

… the disappointment is real.

That Messier shit story was in a bar in Alberta back in the day right?

Guy was an animal...

Which one? My sister slapped him in Edmonton once, and I talked to him in Saskatoon once.. both happened in a bar.

Apparently Aquilini had dinner with Mike Keenan recently.

He never got a chance to continue the good work he started.

Give the man a chance to bring it home.

Blob Mckenzie wrote: ↑Tue Jan 14, 2025 7:17 am Apparently Aquilini had dinner with Mike Keenan recently.

He never got a chance to continue the good work he started.

Give the man a chance to bring it home.

Ladies and gentlemen, THIS is how to properly start a rumor!!

Madcombinepilot wrote: ↑Tue Jan 14, 2025 5:21 am

Strangelove wrote: ↑Mon Jan 13, 2025 9:25 pm

Madcombinepilot wrote: ↑Mon Jan 13, 2025 8:45 pm

Todd Bersnoozi wrote: ↑Sun Jan 12, 2025 10:23 pm Nothing like a poop story to get a new dood to post something here.

After being gone for a bit and not having time to post much, when I read this line, I actually scrolled back, thinking “a shit story HAS to be about Messier!”

… the disappointment is real.

That Messier shit story was in a bar in Alberta back in the day right?

Guy was an animal...

Which one? My sister slapped him in Edmonton once, and I talked to him in Saskatoon once.. both happened in a bar.

I'm referring to the 'Take a Massive Dump on the Table Because You Don't Like the Waitress' story.