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I just really want to see this thread hit triple digests for posts! Soon we'll have to start talking about our trucks.

Phillip wrote:

Strangelove wrote:
You with me?

So who's gonna start a Conspiracy Theory thread?

You post em' and Doc debunks them - or he puts an even more complicated spin on them.

Ok my conspiracy theory!

Debunk if you can?

Weightless challenges are simply a way to get fat people to feel worse about themselves! Think about it! Why would anyone that isn't huge support some fat asshole in attaining their weight loss goal. I think people intentionally encourage fat people to lose weight so they don't look disgusting for their high school reunion, wedding or some other occasion just so they can revel in the fat persons failure when the big day comes along.

You see the bride crammed into her dress looking like a stuffed sausage. You approach her and say "You look wonderful! You've lost so much weight! The last ten pounds is the hardest". All along you're thinking the first 100 won't be easy either, you fat whining broke pig!

Don't ask me why I threw broke in there? That's another conspiracy for a different day!

ODB wrote:I just really want to see this thread hit triple digests for posts! Soon we'll have to start talking about our trucks.

Or we could talk about that tattoo you're never gonna get.....I still say a unicorn, roman numerals signifying your sons DOB bordered by honey suckles/huckle berries.

This thread is just like an average day @work for Clam.

Phillip wrote:

Speaking of conspiracy theories, why does he keep mooning everybody....

ClamRussel wrote:This thread is just like an average day @work for Clam.

I don't know where you work buddy, but they are not paying you enough!

Wow I just discovered that the melting point for titanium (the metal used to make Jet engines) is over 1650 degrees C.....

Interesting.....I wonder wot temperature Jet engine fuel burns at??

Hmmmm maybe I'll go look that up....

::Does the Newman Chuckle::

Stay tuned people..... I have some questions and I'll be wanting some answers ......FROM YOU.

Strangelove wrote:

ClamRussel wrote:This thread is just like an average day @work for Clam.

I don't know where you work buddy, but they are not paying you enough!

You can say that again!

Strangelove wrote:FL: Creeper was always just Creeper.

now Creeper is Phillip.

Now I am J-Rod.

No Phil, no creeper just J-Rod.

It'll all make perfect sense soon enough.

Edit: happy posting old bean!

J-Rod wrote:
Now I am J-Rod.

No Phil, no creeper just J-Rod.

It'll all make perfect sense soon enough.

Edit: happy posting old bean!

You will always be my cyber BFF... creep wheeler!

ODB wrote:

J-Rod wrote:

You will always be my cyber BFF... creep wheeler!

I thought we agreed to save the personal stuff for PM's.

So like where is everybody?

Love the love.....


I is here boss..

Ok this shit just got freaky!

Sarah Jessica Parker is a shapeshifting reptilian...



Now I know what you're thinking! But Ohdee... that's a horse. Ahhh but is it?

When I first heard from Icke of the Shapeshifting capabilities of those with reptilian bloodlines or descent. I was somewhat skeptical. My first question is that what gives them the ability to shapeshift just because they have reptilian bloods. For example. When you mix cows and horse dna and do complex splicing to create a cow-horse hybrid.

See what I mean... the plot thickens yet again!

Hey shapeshifting is shapeshifting!

It is wot it is.

One supposes a supposed reptilian shapeshifter could shapeshift into a human, a woodchuck, or yes even a horse!

And one supposes one's shapeshifting mechanism could conceivably get messed up at some point (due to an STD say?)

Butt in any case yes, it does look like the actress in question is stuck somewhere midshift...

Strangelove wrote:Hey shapeshifting is shapeshifting!
Butt in any case yes, it does look like the actress in question is stuck somewhere midshift...

.... LMFAO! Isn't that a funny picture! I've seriously been laughing all morning!

Like OMG, SJP is a horse!