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You guys are so lucky that I'm back and ready to vagazzle you guys.

Prepare to be regaled with anecdotes of ragers gone wrong and the terrible things I have seen and done in the months we were apart.

I'm just so tired. So fucking tired all the time.

You guys.

*walks off*

LOL, love this thread.

Remember Doc's Hollow Earth Theory?!

I've seen better science on an episode of Ancient Aliens.

Rumsfeld wrote:LOL, love this thread.

Remember Doc's Hollow Earth Theory?!

I've seen better science on an episode of Ancient Aliens.

LOL, not even mad bro!!!

I just happen to like this smiley:

Bro.

Concave Hollow Earth Theory.



You do realize that mathematicians consider this theory "empirically irrefutable" right?

RIGHT BRO???

See, distance increases exponentially according to this theory.

So yeah from here to China = 80 billion light years through the middle, 20,000 km around the outside

... or inside depending upon one's point of view.

http://globalwarming31.blogspot.ca

*hangs up green hat, marries first cousin, moves to redneck burbs, sells dodads, drinks way too much*

Arachnid wrote:

http://globalwarming31.blogspot.ca

*hangs up green hat, marries first cousin, moves to redneck burbs, sells dodads, drinks way too much*

Da fock dude, this guy is ass green ass you are he just has a slightly different opinion of how to fix things...

Orbital decay is changing Earth's climate for the worse, and will cause unusual seasonal changes, severe weather patterns, food shortages, cannibalism, and eventual the end of all life on Earth. Help me save future generations. If my instructions are not followed on this blog all life on this planet will suffer, then die in the future.

Well he got ONE thing right: Quinoa is people!!

But luckily no one will listen to him because he's clearly mad.

(just like ALL "sustainability" freaks)

Spidey I woulda thought a guy like you woulda been all over his shit...

All life on Earth.. will most certainly perish if action isn't taken in time. All oil and gas should be pumped back into the ground, and under pressure, where it belongs.

The only way to reverse global warming is for the oil companies to return the crude oil, and gas back into the ground, and re-pressurize the earth’s fuel systems…

All this crap is right up your alley no?

Strangelove wrote:
The only way to reverse global warming is for the oil companies to return the crude oil, and gas back into the ground, and re-pressurize the earth’s fuel systems…

But that's already happening (in a roundabout way) with carbon capture. All of the energy, none of the carbon!™

Strangelove wrote:

Arachnid wrote:

http://globalwarming31.blogspot.ca

*hangs up green hat, marries first cousin, moves to redneck burbs, sells dodads, drinks way too much*

Da fock dude, this guy is ass green ass you are he just has a slightly different opinion of how to fix things...

Orbital decay is changing Earth's climate for the worse, and will cause unusual seasonal changes, severe weather patterns, food shortages, cannibalism, and eventual the end of all life on Earth. Help me save future generations. If my instructions are not followed on this blog all life on this planet will suffer, then die in the future.

Well he got ONE thing right: Quinoa is people!!

But luckily no one will listen to him because he's clearly mad.

(just like ALL "sustainability" freaks)

Spidey I woulda thought a guy like you woulda been all over his shit...

All life on Earth.. will most certainly perish if action isn't taken in time. All oil and gas should be pumped back into the ground, and under pressure, where it belongs.

The only way to reverse global warming is for the oil companies to return the crude oil, and gas back into the ground, and re-pressurize the earth’s fuel systems…

All this crap is right up your alley no?

No mang, you been do'n too much wine?!

I toldya afore....I'm building onea these tings...



Don't give a shit if the greedy heathens and whore'n burn agains kill the planet.

Bucky Fuller instructed me in a (sweat lodge) dream to overthrow the Pirates of Spaceship Earth and breed with their daughters to Carry On Up the Future™

Arachnid wrote: Bucky Fuller instructed me in a (sweat lodge) dream to overthrow the Pirates of Spaceship Earth and breed with their daughters to Carry On Up the Future™

Yeah well we're gathering up folks like you and shipping them to the "quinoa factory".

Strangelove wrote:See, distance increases exponentially according to this theory.

So yeah from here to China = 80 billion light years through the middle, 20,000 km around the outside

... or inside depending upon one's point of view.

And yeah, fuck sustainability!

Let's just burn it down!

It's fucked anyways!

I hang out in a lot of high school parking lots and trust me, we're fucked.

Rumsfeld wrote:

Strangelove wrote:

Arachnid wrote: Bucky Fuller instructed me in a (sweat lodge) dream to overthrow the Pirates of Spaceship Earth and breed with their daughters to Carry On Up the Future™

Yeah well we're gathering up folks like you and shipping them to the "quinoa factory".

What's that sound?

Oh, it's the audio of The Doctor wheezing from years of physical abuse from sex, drugs & rock'n roll until he bought his way into heaven on the back of a good (butt cugly) woman...

Keenwa! It's spelt like that in the grey country health food store your physician sent you to after 'the scare'

Whet did Buckminster Fuller teach you?