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Re: Just Not ready

Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2026 11:09 am
by Topper
Does the US Ambassador's comments and retweet of Trump's 51st State ramblings constitute a threat to Canadian sovereignty that Canada should kick the Ambassador out for? Or at least call him in for a stern warning.

Anyone in Ottawa have the balls for it?

Re: Just Not ready

Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2026 12:37 pm
by Tciso
Maybe the CBC (or Ford) can discuss invoking article 5. That'll get elbows back up.

Re: Just Not ready

Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2026 1:18 pm
by Topper
Parliamentary Budget Office is predicting an additional $23 billion dollar on the deficit than Carney stated a a month ago.

The $25 billion dollar sovereign wealth fund is set to cost $750 million a year in interest charges to pay for the borrowing to seed the fund.

Re: Just Not ready

Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2026 9:31 pm
by Meds
Topper wrote: Thu Jun 04, 2026 1:18 pm The $25 billion dollar sovereign wealth fund is set to cost $750 million a year in interest charges to pay for the borrowing to seed the fund.
Not really surprising considering the guys who made this decision and the voters who elected them.

Re: Just Not ready

Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2026 10:58 am
by Topper
In a typically authoritarian way of tackling affordability, The Liberal Government is handing out tax rebate cheques to low income families. Money they had to give the government last year.

In a show of unity for the downtrodden, Carney has spent nearly $200,000 on inflight catering for three overseas trips this year.

Then to advertise and celebrate his first tax rebate installment to the downtrodden, he and his wife flew on their government jet from Ottawa to Toronto for a photo op at a Brampton Ontario grocery store. He appeared in a tailored suit, she in her doughtiest Channel.

Both had deer in headlights looks of being in a grocery store for the first time.

Not to be out done, at a Parliamentary Committee meeting, a Conservative MP asked the Governments Chief Science Officer to define what a woman is.

Before she could answer, Liberal MP's called two Points of Order, that such a question and answer would be insensitive during Pride Month.

The Chairman finally allowed the Science Officer to answer the question as long as she was respectful to diversity.

She, having a PhD in molecular biology, answered that within the animal kingdom, females are identified as individuals with two X chromosomes.

Re: Just Not ready

Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2026 12:18 pm
by Tciso
Topper wrote: Tue Jun 09, 2026 10:58 am
a Conservative MP asked the Governments Chief Science Officer to define what a woman is.

Before she could answer, Liberal MP's called two Points of Order, that such a question and answer would be insensitive during Pride Month.

The Chairman finally allowed the Science Officer to answer the question as long as she was respectful to diversity.

She, having a PhD in molecular biology, answered that within the animal kingdom, females are identified as individuals with two X chromosomes.
Did she have an opportunity to define the other 71 genders?

Re: Just Not ready

Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2026 1:24 pm
by Meds
Tciso wrote: Wed Jun 10, 2026 12:18 pm
Topper wrote: Tue Jun 09, 2026 10:58 am
a Conservative MP asked the Governments Chief Science Officer to define what a woman is.

Before she could answer, Liberal MP's called two Points of Order, that such a question and answer would be insensitive during Pride Month.

The Chairman finally allowed the Science Officer to answer the question as long as she was respectful to diversity.

She, having a PhD in molecular biology, answered that within the animal kingdom, females are identified as individuals with two X chromosomes.
Did she have an opportunity to define the other 71 genders?
I thought it was 73?

Re: Just Not ready

Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2026 4:42 pm
by Cousin Strawberry
No no you're both fucking it up....

It's 72 virgins

Re: Just Not ready

Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2026 5:02 pm
by 5thhorseman
I think you're on to something there Cuz. Can transgenders lose their virginity? I mean if it's not dick in pussy ...

Re: Just Not ready

Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2026 8:06 pm
by Carl Yagro
Mëds was promised a Siamese twin virgin 3000 years ago... technically it's still 72.

Re: Just Not ready

Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2026 8:57 pm
by Cousin Strawberry
Would doing conjoined twins count as a 3some?

Re: Just Not ready

Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2026 9:03 pm
by Meds
Cousin Strawberry wrote: Wed Jun 10, 2026 8:57 pm Would doing conjoined twins count as a 3some?
Probably more of a two-and-a-half-some.

Re: Just Not ready

Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2026 9:06 pm
by Cousin Strawberry
Mëds wrote: Wed Jun 10, 2026 9:03 pm
Cousin Strawberry wrote: Wed Jun 10, 2026 8:57 pm Would doing conjoined twins count as a 3some?
Probably more of a two-and-a-half-some.
I understand they split the feeling down the middle of the body so one half of the baloney sandwich is felt by one side and the other side...the other

That's pretty well a 3some

Re: Just Not ready

Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2026 9:15 pm
by Meds
Cousin Strawberry wrote: Wed Jun 10, 2026 9:06 pm
Mëds wrote: Wed Jun 10, 2026 9:03 pm
Cousin Strawberry wrote: Wed Jun 10, 2026 8:57 pm Would doing conjoined twins count as a 3some?
Probably more of a two-and-a-half-some.
I understand they split the feeling down the middle of the body so one half of the baloney sandwich is felt by one side and the other side...the other

That's pretty well a 3some
Yeah, but you're still only throwing it in on gash.....

Re: Just Not ready

Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2026 9:23 pm
by Carl Yagro
I can tell Cuz is really intrigued to try some fat (duh, of course) conjoined twin action.

He can experience a double blow, but only have to cough up a single fare to send them home on the bus.