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Wear an old style wind up watch to assist corners with the time of death.

I think a fitbit would be more accurate

Hume or Whoop are the new things these days for health tracking!

Cornuck wrote: ↑Wed Oct 21, 2026 2:15 pm I think a fitbit would be more accurate

Right. An acquaintance of my sister's died from sudden heart stop while jogging.
His smart watch showed exactly when his heart stopped beating.

Cornuck wrote: ↑Wed Oct 21, 2026 2:15 pm I think a fitbit would be more accurate

I got a Fitbit for Xmas a few years back.. all it told me was I has masterbated 27 miles before new years…

Madcombinepilot wrote: ↑Thu Nov 05, 2026 6:30 am

Cornuck wrote: ↑Wed Oct 21, 2026 2:15 pm I think a fitbit would be more accurate

I got a Fitbit for Xmas a few years back.. all it told me was I has masterbated 27 miles before new years…

I’ve never heard of anyone who was so excited about getting a Fitbit.

Madcombinepilot wrote: ↑Thu Nov 05, 2026 6:30 am

Cornuck wrote: ↑Wed Oct 21, 2026 2:15 pm I think a fitbit would be more accurate

I got a Fitbit for Xmas a few years back.. all it told me was I has masterbated 27 miles before new years…

Were you masturbating while running? Didn't you get some strange looks?

Strapping on the fitbits and stroking for an equivalent of 27 miles must have burned off a lot of calories.

It's the next objective for Andreas Almgren. The masturbatathon.

5thhorseman wrote: ↑Thu Nov 05, 2026 10:52 am The masturbatathon.

It will probably be dominated by the Kenyans and their longer stroke length...

5thhorseman wrote: ↑Thu Nov 05, 2026 10:42 am

Madcombinepilot wrote: ↑Thu Nov 05, 2026 6:30 am

Cornuck wrote: ↑Wed Oct 21, 2026 2:15 pm I think a fitbit would be more accurate

I got a Fitbit for Xmas a few years back.. all it told me was I has masterbated 27 miles before new years…

Were you masturbating while running? Didn't you get some strange looks?

Nothing like the looks this guy got…..
https://www.nydailynews.com/2013/12/24/ ... ar-police/