Strangelove wrote: ↑Fri May 10, 2019 11:33 am
If just after you sparked up that second doobie you were to leave the Earth in a spacecraft
... traveling around the moon and back at the speed of light plus 10 miles per hour
... you would be back in time to give yourself a light for said second doobie.
Oh it's true!
Holy fuck. You could hook up in a 3some with some skrag and when your balls touched it wouldnt be gay...not really anyway
Yes Reef, we get it, you would just seize the opportunity to fuck yourself...
so you really are a cunt all the time, wow you must be a blast at parties?
do you constantly hear things like?
Hey who invited the cunt?
Damn the cunt is here again and drunk already when it is only 10:00 in the morning.
That is one ugly cunt.
My fav is when they point and say that is one hairy cunt. Maybe you do not shave much?
Re: CC Random thread
Posted: Sun May 12, 2019 3:41 pm
by Cousin Strawberry
Reef u need to pound some cheap whiskey, smoke shitty weed and contract vd from sketchy hos so you can develop better insults. Youve lived a sheltered life
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Posted: Sun May 12, 2019 3:46 pm
by Strangelove
Uncle dans leg wrote: ↑Sun May 12, 2019 3:41 pm
Reef u need to pound some cheap whiskey, smoke shitty weed and contract vd from sketchy hos so you can develop better insults. Youve lived a sheltered life
He thinks parties happen at "10:00 in the morning".
Notice he didn't deny he'd fuck himself, given the opportunity...
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Posted: Sun May 12, 2019 3:54 pm
by Cousin Strawberry
The "i bet you've got whiskers" thing was pretty bad.
Uncle dans leg wrote: ↑Sun May 12, 2019 3:41 pm
Reef u need to pound some cheap whiskey, smoke shitty weed and contract vd from sketchy hos so you can develop better insults. Youve lived a sheltered life
He thinks parties happen at "10:00 in the morning".
Notice he didn't deny he'd fuck himself, given the opportunity...
So your real name is Harry? Good to know.
Re: CC Random thread
Posted: Mon May 13, 2019 8:39 am
by Strangelove
Re: CC Random thread
Posted: Mon May 13, 2019 4:20 pm
by Blob Mckenzie
Some real good one liners in here.
Re: CC Random thread
Posted: Mon May 13, 2019 5:31 pm
by Strangelove
. Reef On It
There once was a man from Kyoto
Who coated his clone in cocoa.
“That cake has upside,
There’s pudding inside!”
He said after dining… solo?
Re: CC Random thread
Posted: Mon May 13, 2019 10:17 pm
by 2Fingers
Strangelove wrote: ↑Mon May 13, 2019 5:31 pm. Reef On It
There once was a man from Kyoto
Who coated his clone in cocoa.
“That cake has upside,
There’s pudding inside!”
He said after dining… solo?
Sure Harry
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Posted: Tue May 14, 2019 8:47 am
by Strangelove
Reefer2 wrote: ↑Sun May 07, 2017 9:11 am
I am a pretty boy so don't want to end up someone's "best friend" so want a safe place.
Pretty Boy Reefer
There once was a man from Fukuoka
Who craved himself more than coca.
His “best friend” was his clone,
Who inserted his bone,
And said “It's more fun than the polka!”
