Re: CC Random thread
Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2019 4:50 pm
President Trump tweeted that out... how can you not love this guy!

Holly he’ll in a hand basket.Strangelove wrote: ↑Tue Apr 09, 2019 8:05 pm https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/waitr ... -ducklings
Just more evidence we're living in a world gone mad...
What are the pink splats?Strangelove wrote: ↑Tue Apr 09, 2019 8:05 pm https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/waitr ... -ducklings
Just more evidence we're living in a world gone mad...
Greatest Of All Time? Sounds like a great way to learn yoga, from the best. Not sure why you'd want to eat them, though...Topper wrote: ↑Mon Apr 15, 2019 11:25 am Yesterday I drove past a farm that had a large sign at the end of the driveway announcing
GOAT
YOGA
Wife tells me this is real, people do yoga with goats. what da fuck
Do these folks not understand that the more that animal exercises, the longer it needs to be cooked? Have they no consideration of the carbon footprint of my gas stove?
Well, sure, but yoga isn't just exercise, it also helps you relax and be at peace.Topper wrote: ↑Mon Apr 15, 2019 11:25 am Yesterday I drove past a farm that had a large sign at the end of the driveway announcing
GOAT
YOGA
Wife tells me this is real, people do yoga with goats. what da fuck
Do these folks not understand that the more that animal exercises, the longer it needs to be cooked? Have they no consideration of the carbon footprint of my gas stove?
Help for those having trouble following Evil Per's allegory:Per wrote: ↑Mon Apr 15, 2019 9:28 pmWell, sure, but yoga isn't just exercise, it also helps you relax and be at peace.Topper wrote: ↑Mon Apr 15, 2019 11:25 am Yesterday I drove past a farm that had a large sign at the end of the driveway announcing
GOAT
YOGA
Wife tells me this is real, people do yoga with goats. what da fuck
Do these folks not understand that the more that animal exercises, the longer it needs to be cooked? Have they no consideration of the carbon footprint of my gas stove?
Now, If the animal is stressed before and during slaughter, the glycogen is used up, and the lactic acid level that develops in the meat after slaughter is reduced. This will have serious adverse effects on meat quality. So, by teaching the goats yoga, they may become more relaxed and accepting of their fate, thus enhancing your culinary experience.![]()
Wait I though you did the yoga with the goat, using it as a prop or something?Per wrote: ↑Mon Apr 15, 2019 9:28 pmWell, sure, but yoga isn't just exercise, it also helps you relax and be at peace.Topper wrote: ↑Mon Apr 15, 2019 11:25 am Yesterday I drove past a farm that had a large sign at the end of the driveway announcing
GOAT
YOGA
Wife tells me this is real, people do yoga with goats. what da fuck
Do these folks not understand that the more that animal exercises, the longer it needs to be cooked? Have they no consideration of the carbon footprint of my gas stove?
Now, If the animal is stressed before and during slaughter, the glycogen is used up, and the lactic acid level that develops in the meat after slaughter is reduced. This will have serious adverse effects on meat quality. So, by teaching the goats yoga, they may become more relaxed and accepting of their fate, thus enhancing your culinary experience.![]()