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Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2019 4:50 pm
by Strangelove


President Trump tweeted that out... how can you not love this guy! :lol:

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Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2019 5:11 pm
by rats19
Yes that was a hillaryious tweet

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Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2019 9:29 pm
by Topper
Biden for SCOTUS

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Posted: Tue Apr 09, 2019 8:05 pm
by Strangelove
https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/waitr ... -ducklings

Just more evidence we're living in a world gone mad...

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Posted: Tue Apr 09, 2019 9:00 pm
by 2Fingers
Strangelove wrote: Tue Apr 09, 2019 8:05 pm https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/waitr ... -ducklings

Just more evidence we're living in a world gone mad...
Holly he’ll in a hand basket.

That is stupid.

Re: CC Random thread

Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2019 12:29 am
by Mickey107
Strangelove wrote: Tue Apr 09, 2019 8:05 pm https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/waitr ... -ducklings

Just more evidence we're living in a world gone mad...
What are the pink splats?
N/M, I don't want to know. (insert smiley for ick).

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Posted: Fri Apr 12, 2019 1:45 pm
by Strangelove
https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trump- ... d-be-happy

Trump says he has a plan to ship immigrants to sanctuary cities.

Dem reps fuming... but I thought they loved immigrants! :lol:

Just not in their neighbourhood??

OMG Lord Trump is such a master troll, we are not worthy...

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Posted: Fri Apr 12, 2019 1:53 pm
by Strangelove
Leaks released:

https://file.wikileaks.org/file/

Looks like just an initial release, no doubt more to come..

So perhaps Assange did indeed have a dead man's switch.

This could get interesting...

Re: CC Random thread

Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2019 2:19 pm
by Mickey107
Tiger Woods wins 2019 Masters;;;
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iicWNCACjlQ&t=256s
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Never really thought I'd see this. 8-)

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Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2019 3:29 pm
by Cousin Strawberry
Whats a bigger suprise is why tiger would pork this:Image

While this:
Image
...is waiting at home.

Blows my mind

Re: CC Random thread

Posted: Mon Apr 15, 2019 11:25 am
by Topper
Yesterday I drove past a farm that had a large sign at the end of the driveway announcing

GOAT
YOGA

Wife tells me this is real, people do yoga with goats. what da fuck

Do these folks not understand that the more that animal exercises, the longer it needs to be cooked? Have they no consideration of the carbon footprint of my gas stove?

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Posted: Mon Apr 15, 2019 11:45 am
by Island Nucklehead
Topper wrote: Mon Apr 15, 2019 11:25 am Yesterday I drove past a farm that had a large sign at the end of the driveway announcing

GOAT
YOGA

Wife tells me this is real, people do yoga with goats. what da fuck

Do these folks not understand that the more that animal exercises, the longer it needs to be cooked? Have they no consideration of the carbon footprint of my gas stove?
Greatest Of All Time? Sounds like a great way to learn yoga, from the best. Not sure why you'd want to eat them, though...

Image

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Posted: Mon Apr 15, 2019 9:28 pm
by Per
Topper wrote: Mon Apr 15, 2019 11:25 am Yesterday I drove past a farm that had a large sign at the end of the driveway announcing

GOAT
YOGA

Wife tells me this is real, people do yoga with goats. what da fuck

Do these folks not understand that the more that animal exercises, the longer it needs to be cooked? Have they no consideration of the carbon footprint of my gas stove?
Well, sure, but yoga isn't just exercise, it also helps you relax and be at peace.

Now, If the animal is stressed before and during slaughter, the glycogen is used up, and the lactic acid level that develops in the meat after slaughter is reduced. This will have serious adverse effects on meat quality. So, by teaching the goats yoga, they may become more relaxed and accepting of their fate, thus enhancing your culinary experience. 8-)

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Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2019 11:04 am
by Strangelove
Per wrote: Mon Apr 15, 2019 9:28 pm
Topper wrote: Mon Apr 15, 2019 11:25 am Yesterday I drove past a farm that had a large sign at the end of the driveway announcing

GOAT
YOGA

Wife tells me this is real, people do yoga with goats. what da fuck

Do these folks not understand that the more that animal exercises, the longer it needs to be cooked? Have they no consideration of the carbon footprint of my gas stove?
Well, sure, but yoga isn't just exercise, it also helps you relax and be at peace.

Now, If the animal is stressed before and during slaughter, the glycogen is used up, and the lactic acid level that develops in the meat after slaughter is reduced. This will have serious adverse effects on meat quality. So, by teaching the goats yoga, they may become more relaxed and accepting of their fate, thus enhancing your culinary experience. 8-)
Help for those having trouble following Evil Per's allegory:

Sheeple = GOAT
Commie propaganda = YOGA

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Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2019 12:37 pm
by 2Fingers
Per wrote: Mon Apr 15, 2019 9:28 pm
Topper wrote: Mon Apr 15, 2019 11:25 am Yesterday I drove past a farm that had a large sign at the end of the driveway announcing

GOAT
YOGA

Wife tells me this is real, people do yoga with goats. what da fuck

Do these folks not understand that the more that animal exercises, the longer it needs to be cooked? Have they no consideration of the carbon footprint of my gas stove?
Well, sure, but yoga isn't just exercise, it also helps you relax and be at peace.

Now, If the animal is stressed before and during slaughter, the glycogen is used up, and the lactic acid level that develops in the meat after slaughter is reduced. This will have serious adverse effects on meat quality. So, by teaching the goats yoga, they may become more relaxed and accepting of their fate, thus enhancing your culinary experience. 8-)
Wait I though you did the yoga with the goat, using it as a prop or something?

Thought this came from Alberta where they have been doing this with sheep and cows for years.