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[Strangelove]

President Trump tweeted that out... how can you not love this guy!

[rats19]

Yes that was a hillaryious tweet

[Topper]

Biden for SCOTUS

[Strangelove]

https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/waitr ... -ducklings

Just more evidence we're living in a world gone mad...

[2Fingers]

https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/waitr ... -ducklings

Just more evidence we're living in a world gone mad...

Holly he’ll in a hand basket.

That is stupid.

[Mickey107]

https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/waitr ... -ducklings

Just more evidence we're living in a world gone mad...

What are the pink splats?
N/M, I don't want to know. (insert smiley for ick).

[Strangelove]

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trump- ... d-be-happy

Trump says he has a plan to ship immigrants to sanctuary cities.

Dem reps fuming... but I thought they loved immigrants!

Just not in their neighbourhood??

OMG Lord Trump is such a master troll, we are not worthy...

[Strangelove]

Leaks released:

https://file.wikileaks.org/file/

Looks like just an initial release, no doubt more to come..

So perhaps Assange did indeed have a dead man's switch.

This could get interesting...

[Mickey107]

Tiger Woods wins 2019 Masters;;;
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iicWNCACjlQ&t=256s
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Never really thought I'd see this.

[Cousin Strawberry]

Whats a bigger suprise is why tiger would pork this:

While this:

...is waiting at home.

Blows my mind

[Topper]

Yesterday I drove past a farm that had a large sign at the end of the driveway announcing

GOAT
YOGA

Wife tells me this is real, people do yoga with goats. what da fuck

Do these folks not understand that the more that animal exercises, the longer it needs to be cooked? Have they no consideration of the carbon footprint of my gas stove?

[Island Nucklehead]

Yesterday I drove past a farm that had a large sign at the end of the driveway announcing

GOAT
YOGA

Wife tells me this is real, people do yoga with goats. what da fuck

Do these folks not understand that the more that animal exercises, the longer it needs to be cooked? Have they no consideration of the carbon footprint of my gas stove?

Greatest Of All Time? Sounds like a great way to learn yoga, from the best. Not sure why you'd want to eat them, though...

[Per]

Yesterday I drove past a farm that had a large sign at the end of the driveway announcing

GOAT
YOGA

Wife tells me this is real, people do yoga with goats. what da fuck

Do these folks not understand that the more that animal exercises, the longer it needs to be cooked? Have they no consideration of the carbon footprint of my gas stove?

Well, sure, but yoga isn't just exercise, it also helps you relax and be at peace.

Now, If the animal is stressed before and during slaughter, the glycogen is used up, and the lactic acid level that develops in the meat after slaughter is reduced. This will have serious adverse effects on meat quality. So, by teaching the goats yoga, they may become more relaxed and accepting of their fate, thus enhancing your culinary experience.

[Strangelove]

Yesterday I drove past a farm that had a large sign at the end of the driveway announcing

GOAT
YOGA

Wife tells me this is real, people do yoga with goats. what da fuck

Do these folks not understand that the more that animal exercises, the longer it needs to be cooked? Have they no consideration of the carbon footprint of my gas stove?

Well, sure, but yoga isn't just exercise, it also helps you relax and be at peace.

Now, If the animal is stressed before and during slaughter, the glycogen is used up, and the lactic acid level that develops in the meat after slaughter is reduced. This will have serious adverse effects on meat quality. So, by teaching the goats yoga, they may become more relaxed and accepting of their fate, thus enhancing your culinary experience.

Help for those having trouble following Evil Per's allegory:

Sheeple = GOAT
Commie propaganda = YOGA

[2Fingers]

Yesterday I drove past a farm that had a large sign at the end of the driveway announcing

GOAT
YOGA

Wife tells me this is real, people do yoga with goats. what da fuck

Do these folks not understand that the more that animal exercises, the longer it needs to be cooked? Have they no consideration of the carbon footprint of my gas stove?

Well, sure, but yoga isn't just exercise, it also helps you relax and be at peace.

Now, If the animal is stressed before and during slaughter, the glycogen is used up, and the lactic acid level that develops in the meat after slaughter is reduced. This will have serious adverse effects on meat quality. So, by teaching the goats yoga, they may become more relaxed and accepting of their fate, thus enhancing your culinary experience.

Wait I though you did the yoga with the goat, using it as a prop or something?

Thought this came from Alberta where they have been doing this with sheep and cows for years.