Aliens

[Cousin Strawberry]

Our father, who art not necessarily in heaven, Microbe be thy name!

[Strangelove]

There is extremely compelling evidence suggesting Doc will be proven wrong soon enough.

Even if all your fantasies about our body of Science come true in the future, my statements today will not be wrong.

Mars almost certainly had life.

This again.

Yeahno, our Science today tells us Mars has never had life.

"Oh, look at the odd lights in the sky! That must be advanced beings from another world!"

[Cousin Strawberry]

Cheyava Falls is the most puzzling, complex, and potentially important rock yet investigated by Perseverance,” Caltech’s Ken Farley, Perseverance project scientist, said in a NASA press statement. “We have our first compelling detection of organic material, distinctive colorful spots indicative of chemical reactions that microbial life could use as an energy source, and clear evidence that water—necessary for life—once passed through the rock.”

While this site is particularly exciting, it’s far from the first Martian discovery to cause considerable microbial hype. Just earlier this year, scientists studying a 2017 soil analysis from Curiosity’s ongoing mission in Gale Crater discovered an abundance of manganese in the soil—something that usually requires the presence of oxygen and (you guessed it) microbes.

https://www.popularmechanics.com/space/ ... bial-life/

The lights told me they came from outer space Doc.

[Topper]

How long have humans had radio telescopes?

Currently, that is the standard for detecting life elsewhere in the cosmos. Radio emissions, whether intentional or detritus.

[Strangelove]

Cheyava Falls is the most puzzling, complex, and potentially important rock yet investigated by Perseverance,” Caltech’s Ken Farley, Perseverance project scientist, said in a NASA press statement. “We have our first compelling detection of organic material, distinctive colorful spots indicative of chemical reactions that microbial life could use as an energy source, and clear evidence that water—necessary for life—once passed through the rock.”

While this site is particularly exciting, it’s far from the first Martian discovery to cause considerable microbial hype. Just earlier this year, scientists studying a 2017 soil analysis from Curiosity’s ongoing mission in Gale Crater discovered an abundance of manganese in the soil—something that usually requires the presence of oxygen and (you guessed it) microbes.

https://www.popularmechanics.com/space/ ... bial-life/

The lights told me they came from outer space Doc.

yawn

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheyava_Falls

Cheyava Falls is a rock discovered on Mars by NASA's Perseverance rover...

The rock's composition suggests it was once exposed to water. However, there are alternative, non-biological explanations for its features.

This Mars rock shit comes up every once in awhile, stirring up fervent fanatics

... only to crash and burn eventually.

https://www.spacetoday.net/Summary/2804

https://web.archive.org/web/20110416094 ... 0808100030

Folks like you and Dude are free to put your faith into whatever silly religion you chose

... but Science is not on your side... no matter how much you want it to be.

[Cousin Strawberry]

I'll pray to The Microbe for your soul

[Strangelove]

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[Cousin Strawberry]

Is the reason you're in denial of aliens because they visit you so often?

https://youtu.be/lTA3kv8TWNg?si=mmo_obTrQ62IVx1B

Sumas Mtn is a hotspot for sightings. Otherworldly visits...

Do you remember an owl at your bedroom window? Was it trying to get inside?

[Chef Boi RD]

“Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time!

But He loves you. He loves you, and He needs money! He always needs money! He's all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can't handle money!” - George Carlin

[Cousin Strawberry]

Looks like NASA has declared that they have discovered more signs of microbial life left on Mars rocks.

Doc, when you see this after your opium den ripper, it may soon be time to join me in celebrating the existence of life being present other planets.

They'll have to come up with a new version of the Bible too...we can call it The cousin Strawberry edition.

[Chef Boi RD]

A revision to the Bible has been in the works for awhile, especially the part about the universe being 6,000 years old. I hear dinosaurs will be edited in as well.

The oldest known modern human (Homo sapiens) is represented by fossils from Jebel Irhoud, Morocco, dating back about 350,000 years. In contrast, the oldest fossil evidence of early hominins, like Sahelanthropus or Orrorin, shows signs of bipedalism and dates to 6-7 million years ago.

The bible is in deep trouble, it’s going by way of the dodo bird.

[Meds]

A revision to the Bible has been in the works for awhile, especially the part about the universe being 6,000 years old. I hear dinosaurs will be edited in as well.

The oldest known modern human (Homo sapiens) is represented by fossils from Jebel Irhoud, Morocco, dating back about 350,000 years. In contrast, the oldest fossil evidence of early hominins, like Sahelanthropus or Orrorin, shows signs of bipedalism and dates to 6-7 million years ago.

The bible is in deep trouble, it’s going by way of the dodo bird.

Priceless bullshit Chef.

[Chef Boi RD]

It’s one of my bests, Mëds

[Cousin Strawberry]

If only we could curb the feverish enthusiasm shown by the forehead bangers as well...