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[Cousin Strawberry]

Jarrito's Mexicola and Crown Royal harvest edition on ice is my summer beverage of choice whilst I floateth in thy pooleth

It's the bread on the america sandwich drink

[5thhorseman]

Apparently there's a thing where guys ejaculate on women in Dollar Tree stores and post about it online. Even a Dollar Tree employee has been caught jerking off behind the cash register. It's getting harder and harder for poor people.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng- ... ult-gooner

[donlever]

...well, at least we know what some ex CC users are (allegedly) up to these days....thanks for that one 5th...

[Cousin Strawberry]

"Cum Sharking" though

[2Fingers]

There are 2 days that are not 24 hours.

The day you are born.

The day you die.

[Meds]

Well that would imply that days are measured by individual experience, which would mean that someone born at 8:35AM experiences their “midnight” at that 8:35AM forever, ergo, only one day isn’t 24 hours.

[Aaronp18]

What if you’re born at midnight and die at midnight?

[Meds]

What if you’re born at midnight and die at midnight?

Exceptions to every rule I suppose.

[donlever]

Lol

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Db3mFtwJ ... Rsdjk4c3dl

[rats19]

Farg…. Uk is so farged… we better watch ourselves also..

[Cousin Strawberry]

Just got back from a week on the island camping on lake Cow.

Where the fuck did all the people come from?????

Flew into Vic and drove up with family. Every road at all hours of the day and night is choked with rivers of humanity scurrying to and fro. Sidney, snatchitchton, Vic, Duncan and all the way up into the bush....hordes of people.

What the fuck is going on???? It's more than just summer. I lived there so know what summer traffic is like but this was something seriously apocalyptic. People living on southern Van isle must be losing their minds