Trade rumours & armchair pipe dreams 19-20 Sponsored by SKYO

[Chef Boi RD]

Islanders don’t do it. Value isn’t far off but exactly why in the fuck are we trading Horvat? So the plan is to not have a good matchup centre at all? Just gas your captain a year after you gave him the C? The Islanders aren’t trading Dobson and Barzal is a pure offensive guy. He gets shredded in the dot and was benched by Noneck Mcgerk for shoddy defensive play.

Horvat is a good face off man but he ain’t no Patrice Bergeron. He can’t even kill penalties

[Chef Boi RD]

Speaking of Dobson I’ve never seen a group such as the Dobson groupies here at the CC who elevate Dobson to Supreme Leader status. Seriously. What! The Fuck! Has he exactly done to earn the hardcore man crushing he gets here? What am I not seeing ffs you lunatics?

[Curmudgeon]

Those Islanders trades are interesting. Something around Boeser and Dobson would really interest me but I'd be surprised if NY has any interest moving a right shooting blue chipper, they're so hard to get.

[Cousin Strawberry]

Speaking of Dobson I’ve never seen a group such as the Dobson groupies here at the CC who elevate Dobson to Supreme Leader status. Seriously. What! The Fuck! Has he exactly done to earn the hardcore man crushing he gets here? What am I not seeing ffs you lunatics?

Its because some can see into the future Chef

[Blob Mckenzie]

Islanders don’t do it. Value isn’t far off but exactly why in the fuck are we trading Horvat? So the plan is to not have a good matchup centre at all? Just gas your captain a year after you gave him the C? The Islanders aren’t trading Dobson and Barzal is a pure offensive guy. He gets shredded in the dot and was benched by Noneck Mcgerk for shoddy defensive play.

Horvat is a good face off man but he ain’t no Patrice Bergeron. He can’t even kill penalties

Who has played against the other teams best line the last few years for the Canucks?

“Doh doh.... Beagle?”

And hasn’t got their heads caved in?

“Doh doh .... I’m usually hammered by den”



Your mom should have enrolled you in team sports, not bike riding

[Blob Mckenzie]

Speaking of Dobson I’ve never seen a group such as the Dobson groupies here at the CC who elevate Dobson to Supreme Leader status. Seriously. What! The Fuck! Has he exactly done to earn the hardcore man crushing he gets here? What am I not seeing ffs you lunatics?

“Mackinnon is a bum”

“He’s a bust”

You wouldn’t know a good young player if he cracked you over your bald skullet.

“Makar wouldn’t be picked in the 1st round in a re draft”

[Blob Mckenzie]

Speaking of Dobson I’ve never seen him play

[Mickey107]

Speaking of Dobson I’ve never seen a group such as the Dobson groupies here at the CC who elevate Dobson to Supreme Leader status. Seriously. What! The Fuck! Has he exactly done to earn the hardcore man crushing he gets here? What am I not seeing ffs you lunatics?

He could still bust! Probably over rated by just about everyone in his draft year, (including me), cause people are enamored with the 6.4 thing.
Little better skater at this point, (very little), but are we looking at a Gudbranson to be?
I think a couple of 75-80 game seasons under his belt before farms are thrown for him.

"Chef" - you need to regain your faith in the Captain. He's battled through some tough Canuck trenches. Some hard times. Still revolving
line mates. Bo is good...

Having said that, Captains do get traded. I doubt we'd get a strong enough return right now..

[Blob Mckenzie]

Speaking of Dobson I’ve never seen a group such as the Dobson groupies here at the CC who elevate Dobson to Supreme Leader status. Seriously. What! The Fuck! Has he exactly done to earn the hardcore man crushing he gets here? What am I not seeing ffs you lunatics?

He could still bust! Probably over rated by just about everyone in his draft year, (including me), cause people are enamored with the 6.4 thing.
Little better skater at this point, (very little), but are we looking at a Gudbranson to be?
I think a couple of 75-80 game seasons under his belt before farms are thrown for him.

"Chef" - you need to regain your faith in the Captain. He's battled through some tough Canuck trenches. Some hard times. Still revolving
line mates. Bo is good...

Having said that, Captains do get traded. I doubt we'd get a strong enough return right now..

With your beer goggles on YOU could definitely be seeing another Gudbranson.

“A little bit better skater”

[Chef Boi RD]

Doyle has been calling Dobson the next Bobby Orr for awhile now. He can’t seem to look at Dobson realistically. I bet he’d still rather pick Dobson over Quinn Hughes, ffs. When will this nonsense of his end?

[Blob Mckenzie]

Doyle has been calling Dobson the next Bobby Orr for awhile now. He can’t seem to look at Dobson realistically. I bet he’d still rather pick Dobson over Quinn Hughes, ffs. When will this nonsense of his end?

How long have you been a pathological liar?

[Cousin Strawberry]

The isles are loaded with top end dmen but need scoring. Dobson is tracking into a 2 way top pairing, minute munching franchise defenseman Chef.

This article is from the summer and was written before his excellent NHL rookie season.

Get on the Dobson meat pipe chef....it tastes like pussy

https://thehockeywriters.com/islanders- ... cisions/

[Blob Mckenzie]

The isles are loaded with top end dmen but need scoring. Dobson is tracking into a 2 way top pairing, minute munching franchise defenseman Chef.

This article is from the summer and was written before his excellent NHL rookie season.

Get on the Dobson meat pipe chef....it tastes like pussy

https://thehockeywriters.com/islanders- ... cisions/

For the record I compared him to Seth Jones and Alex Pietrangelo

[Cousin Strawberry]

The isles have Devon Toews and Ryan Pulock ahead of Dobby on their depth chart. Theres also a pretty good young kid in Bode Wilde coming up as well so there really is a trade to be made there if a shrewd enough gm comes calling with actual value to offer (such as Boeser/Horvat/Gaudette).

Too bad its sneaky Lou running it and not another mad mike milbury though. Itll be tough to jack them over on a trade

[Mickey107]

The isles have Devon Toews and Ryan Pulock ahead of Dobby on their depth chart. Theres also a pretty good young kid in Bode Wilde coming up as well so there really is a trade to be made there if a shrewd enough gm comes calling with actual value to offer (such as Boeser/Horvat/Gaudette).

Too bad its sneaky Lou running it and not another mad mike milbury though. Itll be tough to jack them over on a trade

Dobson for Horvat or Boeser? Why? Even the Isles are probably going to season him in the AHL for a spell.

https://eyesonisles.com/2020/04/23/isla ... pair-role/

We have Tryamkin coming and Juolevi too. Ya, they're unknown talents at this point, so to speak, but seems like Noah is too.

He's only 20 so there's that but I don't want to rip apart our offensive juggernaut assemblage for him.

Maybe Jake,and a shut-down center like Sutter...