We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)

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Living in a rural community and working from a home office......I've been ahead of the curve for years.
Over the Internet, you can pretend to be anyone or anything.

I'm amazed that so many people choose to be complete twats.
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Topper wrote: Sat Mar 14, 2020 8:31 am Living in a rural community and working from a home office......I've been ahead of the curve for years.
You're so awesome Topper! :roll:
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5thhorseman wrote: Sat Mar 14, 2020 9:05 am
Topper wrote: Sat Mar 14, 2020 8:31 am Living in a rural community and working from a home office......I've been ahead of the curve for years.
You're so awesome Topper! :roll:
Fuckin' eh
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Wimps, y’all. I ain’t scared, I was licking cross walk buttons at Kingsway and Victoria yesterday. Docs old neighbourhood
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Topper wrote: Sat Mar 14, 2020 8:31 am Living in a rural community and working from a home office......I've been ahead of the curve for years.
You've got a weakened immune system from isolating yourself. Hopefully you've been chowing hoop to compensate
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Topper wrote: Sat Mar 14, 2020 9:19 am
5thhorseman wrote: Sat Mar 14, 2020 9:05 am
Topper wrote: Sat Mar 14, 2020 8:31 am Living in a rural community and working from a home office......I've been ahead of the curve for years.
You're so awesome Topper! :roll:
Fuckin' eh
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The Brown Wizard wrote: Sat Mar 14, 2020 9:49 am
Topper wrote: Sat Mar 14, 2020 8:31 am Living in a rural community and working from a home office......I've been ahead of the curve for years.
You've got a weakened immune system from isolating yourself. Hopefully you've been chowing hoop to compensate
Yeah, Topps would run a fever within minutes in Vancouver’s China town. That’s the problem with isolated living, wooly socks
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Im actually right here with you in this swirling mass of infectious shit ticket hoarding humanity right now
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The Brown Wizard wrote: Sat Mar 14, 2020 10:09 am Im actually right here with you in this swirling mass of infectious shit ticket hoarding humanity right now
You picked a fine time to move her Lucielle, go back to Nunavit while you can
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Chef Boi RD wrote: Sat Mar 14, 2020 11:07 am
The Brown Wizard wrote: Sat Mar 14, 2020 10:09 am Im actually right here with you in this swirling mass of infectious shit ticket hoarding humanity right now
You picked a fine time to move her Lucielle, go back to Nunavit while you can
I took a job out here for the fuckin playoff run. sunnova bitch
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I'm reading that this TP hoarding is copycat stuff that started in Australia where they did have a shortage because they get it from China and the story went viral and people in North America just went bananas for no reason.
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Was at the grocery store this morning. A pallet of cases of shit tickets, limit 2/customer.

Bought none.

Are folks stocking up on shit tickets also buying food. There is no exhaust without intake.
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The Brown Wizard wrote: Sat Mar 14, 2020 12:56 pm I took a job out here for the fuckin playoff run. sunnova bitch
Canuck Luck at it's best.
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Chef Boi RD wrote: Sat Mar 14, 2020 9:48 am Wimps, y’all. I ain’t scared, I was licking cross walk buttons at Kingsway and Victoria yesterday. Docs old neighbourhood
What's the going price on hookers right about now?

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