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by Carl Yagro
Mon Mar 23, 2026 8:22 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: Not so deep thoughts by donlever
Replies: 97
Views: 15696

Re: Not so deep thoughts by donlever

That Landon DuPont should be what we are shooting for. He's a game breaker This is what I've been seeing in the scouting reports. Kid is looking like he may be the 1st overall pick in 2027. Supposedly was a big Canucks fan... until QH got traded. I know the new rules prohibit teams from winning the ...
by Carl Yagro
Mon Mar 23, 2026 7:14 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: Not so deep thoughts by donlever
Replies: 97
Views: 15696

Re: Not so deep thoughts by donlever

"young core"

Define core, Propaganda Marketing Dept. Thank you.

"the next era of Canucks hockey is here."

Yes it is. Last place. <- This is a first for the franchise. Hopefully the pick will be the first. That will also be a first.
by Carl Yagro
Mon Mar 23, 2026 7:07 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: Ownership and Management (These fuckin' guys™)
Replies: 717
Views: 181114

Re: Ownership and Management (These fuckin' guys™)

What types of changes is needed at the arena that it doesn't already have? The lurchy weirdos in the owners and management box Someone should send the CIA into Roger's to foment regime change. Remove the two without hair and the guy with the hair transplant. An ass lube vendor for the season ticket ...
by Carl Yagro
Mon Mar 23, 2026 12:41 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: Canucks News N Notes 25-26
Replies: 2402
Views: 478322

Re: Canucks News N Notes 25-26

The Canucks have had plenty of bad seasons in their 56-year history, but they’ve never actually finished dead-last before. They’ve also never picked first overall in the draft.

Canucks fans are hoping that changes in June.
I can almost see the finish line...
by Carl Yagro
Sun Mar 22, 2026 10:02 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: 2025-26: OOTS Thread
Replies: 218
Views: 41512

Re: 2025-26: OOTS Thread

I guess Conroy can't handle a rebuild... :D
by Carl Yagro
Sat Mar 21, 2026 9:18 pm
Forum: Creeper's Bar & Grill
Topic: Girls...DeRedux Version
Replies: 494
Views: 214845

Re: Girls...DeRedux Version

5 years?! Geez, you shoulda called My Cousin Vinny.

Losing half your shit and also a half decade of your yout...
by Carl Yagro
Sat Mar 21, 2026 9:04 pm
Forum: Creeper's Bar & Grill
Topic: Girls...DeRedux Version
Replies: 494
Views: 214845

Re: Girls...DeRedux Version

Holy hell we need to drive a stake through it's heart It's bad when even Cuz won't go down on that subtle opening of the 5-hole. I don't know why, but new Kate suddenly reminded me of the Alien movie franchise... somebody call Sigourney Weaver. She's not as hot as that YT thing but she still has ...
by Carl Yagro
Sat Mar 21, 2026 7:14 pm
Forum: Creeper's Bar & Grill
Topic: Girls...DeRedux Version
Replies: 494
Views: 214845

Re: Girls...DeRedux Version

I just threw up. Thx Don. Bad plastic, Ozempic and premature aging. Even prime Kate can’t scrub out this image. On a completely different note…. I recently saw a YT ad with a 60 year old Marissa Tomei. Wow! She looked natural, untouched by work and like someone 20 years younger. Couldn’t tell if it w ...
by Carl Yagro
Sat Mar 21, 2026 5:55 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: The Petey Predicament
Replies: 785
Views: 135502

Re: The Petey Predicament

You can't forget that the "1C" making $11.6M was 5th in team scoring last season.

EDIT: He was actually 6th in team scoring.

He will likely play more than 64gp this season, but he might have trouble beating last season's 45pts.
by Carl Yagro
Sat Mar 21, 2026 5:43 pm
Forum: Creeper's Bar & Grill
Topic: Girls...DeRedux Version
Replies: 494
Views: 214845

Re: Girls...DeRedux Version

I'm thinking most doods have that image of prime vampire Beckingsale in the leather jumpsuit burned into their retinas. That was a short window of primacy though, imo.

Kate is looking rather aged and plastic these days...
by Carl Yagro
Sat Mar 21, 2026 5:27 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: The Petey Predicament
Replies: 785
Views: 135502

Re: The Petey Predicament

Do aliens have hair?

Who here doesn't think that even mediocre center depth with Rossi/Suter/Blueger/Kampf in your lineup wouldn't have more points than this current roster?
by Carl Yagro
Sat Mar 21, 2026 5:10 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: The Petey Predicament
Replies: 785
Views: 135502

Re: The Petey Predicament

Oh jeez, how many more years do we have to hear the lemmings go "he's back" every time he flubs one into the opponent's net? McKenna/Stenberg, Hughes, Miller, Bo... every play driver doing all the work while scooterpuppy gets all the money, accolades and glazing by the media and fanboys. This has ...
by Carl Yagro
Sat Mar 21, 2026 5:03 pm
Forum: Doc's Game Day Forum
Topic: L-GDT: Canucks host Blues Mar 21/2026 @ 4 PM PST SNP
Replies: 29
Views: 625

Re: GDT: Canucks host Blues Mar 21/2026 @ 4 PM PST SNP

Beats having Meaty and DPetey "tricks". Oh wait, they have no tricks.

Meat has no chin either.

Can't wait for the team with no more Petterssons.