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by Cousin Strawberry
Mon Nov 24, 2025 7:00 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: Canucks News N Notes 25-26
Replies: 957
Views: 243030

Re: Canucks News N Notes 25-26

You know who seems to be getting too easy of a pass for shitty performances? Kevin Lankanen. Dude sucks schlong man. When's the last game he didn't let in 4 or more? Some of those he let in last night were unfucking real bad goals. Last year he was a difference maker for th good but this year he's ...
by Cousin Strawberry
Sun Nov 23, 2025 8:21 pm
Forum: Doc's Game Day Forum
Topic: L-GDT: Canucks host Calgary Nov 23/25 @ 6 PM PST SN
Replies: 90
Views: 627

Re: GDT: Canucks host Calgary Nov 23/25 @ 6 PM PST SN

The verb that best describes despairingly filling ones tankard would be:

I'm going full McKeggerin'
by Cousin Strawberry
Sun Nov 23, 2025 7:14 pm
Forum: Creeper's Bar & Grill
Topic: Girls...DeRedux Version
Replies: 352
Views: 134679

Re: Girls...DeRedux Version

I'd eat the peanuts right out of her ass
by Cousin Strawberry
Sun Nov 23, 2025 7:00 pm
Forum: Doc's Game Day Forum
Topic: L-GDT: Canucks host Calgary Nov 23/25 @ 6 PM PST SN
Replies: 90
Views: 627

Re: GDT: Canucks host Calgary Nov 23/25 @ 6 PM PST SN

Chef you need a mechanical pencil. They come sharpened I still maintain Willander needs seasoning in the minors. What I'm seeing is hes juggling pucks under pressure and can make unforced errors on simple plays or break outs. He makes some excellent defensive reads and obviously has NHL wheels but ...
by Cousin Strawberry
Sun Nov 23, 2025 6:28 pm
Forum: Doc's Game Day Forum
Topic: L-GDT: Canucks host Calgary Nov 23/25 @ 6 PM PST SN
Replies: 90
Views: 627

Re: GDT: Canucks host Calgary Nov 23/25 @ 6 PM PST SN

Jesus. It must be time for second doobie
by Cousin Strawberry
Sat Nov 22, 2025 9:05 pm
Forum: Creeper's Bar & Grill
Topic: Girls...DeRedux Version
Replies: 352
Views: 134679

Re: Girls...DeRedux Version

Hey don't knock it til ya try it. The big ones try harder and always swallow (obviously)
by Cousin Strawberry
Sat Nov 22, 2025 8:09 pm
Forum: Doc's Game Day Forum
Topic: GDThreads
Replies: 24
Views: 408

Re: GDThreads

The fucking Leaves voted to keep an NHL franchise out of van during the '67 expansion.

Say....wasn't that the last time they won a playoff round?
by Cousin Strawberry
Sat Nov 22, 2025 7:29 pm
Forum: Creeper's Bar & Grill
Topic: Girls...DeRedux Version
Replies: 352
Views: 134679

Re: Girls...DeRedux Version

donlever wrote: Sat Nov 22, 2025 5:12 pm

I want both...
That's how it begins...
by Cousin Strawberry
Sat Nov 22, 2025 11:11 am
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: The Petey Predicament
Replies: 388
Views: 57098

Re: The Petey Predicament

Mëds is wanking and crying in the corner to that clip
by Cousin Strawberry
Sat Nov 22, 2025 10:42 am
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: Canucks News N Notes 25-26
Replies: 957
Views: 243030

Re: Canucks News N Notes 25-26

EP is an equal share in the idiot category. I watched him (after Miller came back from his 10 game vacation)totally bail on a faceoffand stare at Miller right after losing the draw. This after Miller was tossed and was talking strategy in a huddle where EP was clearly not impressed. EP hated JT ...
by Cousin Strawberry
Sat Nov 22, 2025 10:38 am
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: Canucks News N Notes 25-26
Replies: 957
Views: 243030

Re: Canucks News N Notes 25-26

donlever wrote: Sat Nov 22, 2025 10:36 am Then there were 2.
With the gallons of metamucil he drinks, anything is possible
by Cousin Strawberry
Sat Nov 22, 2025 10:32 am
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: Canucks News N Notes 25-26
Replies: 957
Views: 243030

Re: Canucks News N Notes 25-26

If you delve deep into how they got to where they are, the crucial poor decision when we look back was to trust that EP and JTM can be adults and figure it the fuck out like real men should have been able to do. They built this city out of have a strong 1-2 punch down the middle and once those 2 ...
by Cousin Strawberry
Sat Nov 22, 2025 10:25 am
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: Canucks News N Notes 25-26
Replies: 957
Views: 243030

Re: Canucks News N Notes 25-26

I don't see Allvin as much more that an administrative assistant or assistant to the manager like an NHL Dwight Schrute

He just garbles out corporate nonsense, never really seems to have any real power to make a decision or trade without waking up the old man
by Cousin Strawberry
Fri Nov 21, 2025 3:29 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: The Petey Predicament
Replies: 388
Views: 57098

Re: The Petey Predicament

Here we are...squabbling over which basement dwelling franchise is the most pathetic :lol:

K I'ma go spin up a Fryday bomber then wank off while I sob in the corner