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by Cousin Strawberry
Fri Aug 22, 2025 4:46 pm
Forum: Creeper's Bar & Grill
Topic: It's getting warm
Replies: 1016
Views: 504650

Re: It's getting warm

Feed us the fetus!
by Cousin Strawberry
Fri Aug 22, 2025 3:42 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: AROUND THE LEAGUE - 25-26
Replies: 286
Views: 81391

Re: AROUND THE LEAGUE - 25-26

I have to admit I'm a bit disappointed in not getting to see an Oompa Loompa line of Rossi between Hoglander and Garland

Imagine, for a moment.... if you will, the circus. Imagine them all piling out of a phone booth, or riding that bike with the giant front wheel
by Cousin Strawberry
Thu Aug 21, 2025 3:48 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: Re-booted SKYO approved pipe dreams and trade ideas
Replies: 1443
Views: 230387

Re: Re-booted SKYO approved pipe dreams and trade ideas

To me Zacha is another bandaid on a bullet hole.

Adding McT would be an epic world changing upgrade for the team for the next decade +. I'm pretty sure I'd move any 2 assets we have except Hughes to make it happen. The kid is gonna be a beast
by Cousin Strawberry
Thu Aug 21, 2025 10:46 am
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: Re-booted SKYO approved pipe dreams and trade ideas
Replies: 1443
Views: 230387

Re: Re-booted SKYO approved pipe dreams and trade ideas

McTavish should be the only target IMO

(Of all the discussed possibilities)
by Cousin Strawberry
Tue Aug 19, 2025 11:32 am
Forum: Creeper's Bar & Grill
Topic: Just Not ready
Replies: 1939
Views: 529571

Re: Just Not ready

I'm sure they're cool seeing a giant circumcised clitoris flopping around as long as she's wearing eyeshadow and lipstick
by Cousin Strawberry
Mon Aug 18, 2025 4:41 pm
Forum: Creeper's Bar & Grill
Topic: Old World Politics - rising from the ashes
Replies: 103
Views: 55290

Re: Old World Politics - rising from the ashes

Has Macron grown an extra pair of legs? :lol: https://i.imgur.com/lygaasg.jpg Where's his grandmother? She looks like ET dressed up like a human https://manofactionfigures.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/product_full/sites/default/files/dress_et-sml.jpg https://metro.co.uk/wp-content/uploads ...
by Cousin Strawberry
Sat Aug 16, 2025 10:39 am
Forum: Creeper's Bar & Grill
Topic: Just Not ready
Replies: 1939
Views: 529571

Re: Just Not ready

Chef once confided the he was fooled by a convincing tranny this one time. Ever since he's been an advocate for their right to pop a wheelie when least expected
by Cousin Strawberry
Wed Aug 13, 2025 8:43 pm
Forum: Creeper's Bar & Grill
Topic: Old World Politics - rising from the ashes
Replies: 103
Views: 55290

Re: Old World Politics - rising from the ashes

They'll fail. Combined they are no match in a conventional combat scenario against the US Navy alone.

The Russians are pathetic and the Chinese are completely untested and would probably suffer horrible losses trying to figure shit out
by Cousin Strawberry
Wed Aug 13, 2025 8:16 pm
Forum: Creeper's Bar & Grill
Topic: Old World Politics - rising from the ashes
Replies: 103
Views: 55290

Re: Old World Politics - rising from the ashes

They have 5500 nuclear warheads and some very advanced delivery systems that they continue to roll out. The latest is the Burevestnik, a low-flying nuclear-powered hypersonic missile with a global range that can loiter in place for days. They're getting so far ahead of the Americans in missile tech ...
by Cousin Strawberry
Mon Aug 11, 2025 11:05 am
Forum: Creeper's Bar & Grill
Topic: Old World Politics - rising from the ashes
Replies: 103
Views: 55290

Re: Old World Politics - rising from the ashes

Look at the dart board haha
by Cousin Strawberry
Sun Aug 10, 2025 11:10 am
Forum: Creeper's Bar & Grill
Topic: CC Random thread
Replies: 4780
Views: 1587350

Re: CC Random thread

Blob have you given Chad's Pizza in maple ridge a try?
by Cousin Strawberry
Sun Aug 10, 2025 7:25 am
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: Canucks News N Notes 25-26
Replies: 447
Views: 130685

Re: Canucks News N Notes 25-26

This is the interview where he talks about taking his revenge on Mëds
by Cousin Strawberry
Sat Aug 09, 2025 4:13 pm
Forum: Creeper's Bar & Grill
Topic: CC Random thread
Replies: 4780
Views: 1587350

Re: CC Random thread

Doc. Do you own a pellet gun? He can't he'll shoot his eye out Not sure if you heard someone in Abbotsford is driving around shooting folk with a pellet gun I hadn't heard no but now I see the line you're taking lol Where I live everyone drives through town shooting each other with pellet guns. It ...
by Cousin Strawberry
Sat Aug 09, 2025 2:33 pm
Forum: Creeper's Bar & Grill
Topic: CC Random thread
Replies: 4780
Views: 1587350

Re: CC Random thread

Chef Boi RD wrote: Sat Aug 09, 2025 1:35 pm Doc. Do you own a pellet gun?
He can't he'll shoot his eye out
by Cousin Strawberry
Sat Aug 09, 2025 9:01 am
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: From Bountiful to Ponoka
Replies: 2174
Views: 1017024

Re: From Bountiful to Ponoka

I would have definitely tapped the original cougar queen Gillian Guess back in her heyday. Young Chef would have been like Finch tapping Stifflers mom