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The 12 Days of Canuckmas

Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2025 11:27 am
by Cornuck
Ok - let's see if we can pull this off in order and without distractions... Just add to it, no comments.

On the first day of Canuckmas, the Canucks gave to me, a vastly overpriced beer.

Re: The 12 Days of Canuckmas

Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2025 11:31 am
by donlever
One the second day of Canuckmas the Canucks gave to me...

...two Dudes and Blobs

..and a vastly overpriced beer.

Re: The 12 Days of Canuckmas

Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2025 11:53 am
by Carl Yagro
On the third day of Canuckmas the Canucks gave to me...

… three broken down Tank-ards

...two Dudes and Blobs

..and a vastly overpriced beer.

Re: The 12 Days of Canuckmas

Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2025 12:02 pm
by rats19
On the forth day of Canuckmas the Canucks gave to me...

… a team that has no rings

… three broken down Tank-ards

...two Dudes and Blobs

..and a vastly overpriced beer.

Re: The 12 Days of Canuckmas

Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2025 12:53 pm
by Topper
On the fifth day of Christmas my Canucks gave to me

Five decades of futility

Four forth lines

Three failed finals

Two traded Captains

and a vastly over priced beer

Re: The 12 Days of Canuckmas

Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2025 1:40 pm
by Meds
On the 6th day of Christmas the Canucks gave to me

6 players trying

5 lost decades

4 Fourth lines

3 choke jobs

2 Whales for Cuz

And a vastly overpriced beer

Re: The 12 Days of Canuckmas

Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2025 2:16 pm
by donlever
We lost the plot....

....strings broke.

Re: The 12 Days of Canuckmas

Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2025 3:49 pm
by 5thhorseman
What do you expect from reprobates?

Re: The 12 Days of Canuckmas

Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2025 3:50 pm
by Cornuck
I'm amazed we got as far as we did....

Re: The 12 Days of Canuckmas

Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2025 3:51 pm
by rats19
Stopped at the Top…

Re: The 12 Days of Canuckmas

Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2025 3:55 pm
by 5thhorseman
Don't stop now!

On the 7th day of Xmas the Canucks gave to me

7 seas of granlunds

6 D that are not Hughes

5 lost decades

4 Fourth lines

3 choke jobs

2 fingers that you don't know where they've been

And a vastly overpriced beer

Re: The 12 Days of Canuckmas

Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2025 3:59 pm
by Carl Yagro
Should have let Tops do the entire 12 days in one go.

Seems like everyone is just doing their own days now…

Re: The 12 Days of Canuckmas

Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2025 4:01 pm
by Meds
Carl Yagro wrote: Tue Dec 23, 2025 3:59 pm Should have let Tops do the entire 12 days in one go.

Seems like everyone is just doing their own days now…
No no. There’s a common thread.

Re: The 12 Days of Canuckmas

Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2025 4:21 pm
by 5thhorseman
I'm still puzzled by Rats' team that has no rings :?

Re: The 12 Days of Canuckmas

Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2025 5:02 pm
by donlever
On the twelfth day of Canuckmas

The Canucks gave to me

Twelve fat gash hummers

Eleven posters griping

Ten bandwagon leapers

Nine Per graphed stances

Eight Sammy makers

Seven roster trimmings

Six seven Medics

(Fifty) five losing yeearrsss

Four Cuz sized doobs

Three cracked Tank-ards

Two Dudes and Blobs

And a vastly overpriced beer....