W-GDT - Canucks @ NYR Dec 16 @ 4:00pm PST SN
Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2025 12:36 pm
Ugh. I guess a miner leaguer has to step up for this one...
Given all that's happened and everybody here doesn't give a shit anymore about past players (right?), I guess this is just another boring ol' game that really only should affect Corn's cortisol levels.
However, since more details have come to light, feel free to join Team Crack Licker... or stay with Team Cock Biter. Don't care either way.
As an aside, since we love clipping snippets and snapshots in time, their 32yo declining 2C is now only 2 points behind our younger, more expensive 1C who won't be in tonight's lineup.
You could get all worked up over another team's players or just don't care about two bottom-feeder teams yapping at each other and focus on our stealth tank.
I'm not here to win a popularity contest, so I hope the HGs don't go screw up my amazing loser GDT record in light of a Rebuild year. Even Raisin has been uttering the R-word like a senile pirate.
Let's go, Canucks young 'uns and vets looking to bail... but please for the love of hockey, don't make me do another GDT after tonight.
Don't say I'm negative, bitches. I'm way more positive about this team than you (starting in 2027).
Given all that's happened and everybody here doesn't give a shit anymore about past players (right?), I guess this is just another boring ol' game that really only should affect Corn's cortisol levels.
However, since more details have come to light, feel free to join Team Crack Licker... or stay with Team Cock Biter. Don't care either way.
As an aside, since we love clipping snippets and snapshots in time, their 32yo declining 2C is now only 2 points behind our younger, more expensive 1C who won't be in tonight's lineup.
You could get all worked up over another team's players or just don't care about two bottom-feeder teams yapping at each other and focus on our stealth tank.
I'm not here to win a popularity contest, so I hope the HGs don't go screw up my amazing loser GDT record in light of a Rebuild year. Even Raisin has been uttering the R-word like a senile pirate.
Let's go, Canucks young 'uns and vets looking to bail... but please for the love of hockey, don't make me do another GDT after tonight.
Don't say I'm negative, bitches. I'm way more positive about this team than you (starting in 2027).
