Page 649 of 878
Re: Around the league (signings, RFAs injuries)
Posted: Sat Aug 24, 2019 3:01 pm
by Cornuck
Need to replace mine (again) .... soon! These things are one of life's great inventions.
Re: Around the league (signings, RFAs injuries)
Posted: Sat Aug 24, 2019 3:04 pm
by Strangelove
Lancer wrote: ↑Sat Aug 24, 2019 2:51 pm
Uncle dans leg wrote: ↑Sat Aug 24, 2019 9:20 am
RoyalDude wrote: ↑Sat Aug 24, 2019 8:55 am
I hate the peaceful hillbilly countryside, it’s like “wonderful this, trees there, lake here, dirt there, amazing. Now take me to the city where I can drink and eat and be merry in fine establishments with sexy waitresses”
Thats why i married hot. Sexy coke skanks are cool and all but a hot babe making me cookies and bringing them to the lawn chair where I'm birdwatching beats the fuck out of the toilet tank bump club
I bbq on coal and have my own crossbow range. My cock has a tan from pissing outside...
Sounds like my kinda place.
Mmmmm... hot babes baking cookies.
Better keep that crossbow handy if you're gonna pee outside though.
(cuz woodboogers)
Re: Around the league (signings, RFAs injuries)
Posted: Sat Aug 24, 2019 4:39 pm
by Chef Boi RD
If I was an American like Cornuck I’d move to Portland, set up shop and start being hip, slick and cool all tattooed, reading paperback novels.
Re: Around the league (signings, RFAs injuries)
Posted: Sat Aug 24, 2019 4:59 pm
by Topper
RoyalDude wrote: ↑Sat Aug 24, 2019 4:39 pm
If I was an American like Cornuck I’d move to Portland, set up shop and start being hip, slick and cool all tattooed, reading paperback novels.
Have you watched Portlandia?
Re: Around the league (signings, RFAs injuries)
Posted: Sat Aug 24, 2019 5:04 pm
by Blob Mckenzie
RoyalDude wrote: ↑Sat Aug 24, 2019 4:39 pm
If I was an American like Cornuck I’d move to Portland, set up shop and start being hip, slick and cool all tattooed, reading paperback novels.
Tattoos look ridiculous on a guy as hairy as a Sasquatch
Re: Around the league (signings, RFAs injuries)
Posted: Sat Aug 24, 2019 5:31 pm
by Blob Mckenzie
Fat Balloon to the Lightning for one year @ 900 K. Very good signing for T Bay.
Re: Around the league (signings, RFAs injuries)
Posted: Sat Aug 24, 2019 5:38 pm
by Cousin Strawberry
Strangelove wrote: ↑Sat Aug 24, 2019 3:04 pm
Lancer wrote: ↑Sat Aug 24, 2019 2:51 pm
Uncle dans leg wrote: ↑Sat Aug 24, 2019 9:20 am
RoyalDude wrote: ↑Sat Aug 24, 2019 8:55 am
I hate the peaceful hillbilly countryside, it’s like “wonderful this, trees there, lake here, dirt there, amazing. Now take me to the city where I can drink and eat and be merry in fine establishments with sexy waitresses”
Thats why i married hot. Sexy coke skanks are cool and all but a hot babe making me cookies and bringing them to the lawn chair where I'm birdwatching beats the fuck out of the toilet tank bump club
I bbq on coal and have my own crossbow range. My cock has a tan from pissing outside...
Sounds like my kinda place.
Mmmmm... hot babes baking cookies.
Better keep that crossbow handy if you're gonna pee outside though.
(cuz woodboogers)
Was thinking of making exploding bolts for the crossbow with a shotgun shell and thermite from exploding targets. I want basketball sized holes in my woodboogers
Re: Around the league (signings, RFAs injuries)
Posted: Sat Aug 24, 2019 5:41 pm
by Chef Boi RD
Topper wrote: ↑Sat Aug 24, 2019 4:59 pm
RoyalDude wrote: ↑Sat Aug 24, 2019 4:39 pm
If I was an American like Cornuck I’d move to Portland, set up shop and start being hip, slick and cool all tattooed, reading paperback novels.
Have you watched Portlandia?
About to embark on another glorious traversing adventure of discovering more of the famed local cuisinery in the Northwest District otherwise known as Nob Hill. It’s a toss up between Grassa and St Jack. Wish me eatery good luck!
Re: Around the league (signings, RFAs injuries)
Posted: Sat Aug 24, 2019 11:19 pm
by Mickey107
Blob Mckenzie wrote: ↑Sat Aug 24, 2019 5:31 pm
Fat Balloon to the Lightning for one year @ 900 K. Very good signing for T Bay.
Yup; It's what they need'
Tampa Bay Lightning
Welcome to Tampa, @patmaroon!
We’ve signed him to a one-year contract worth $900,000.
2:51 PM - Aug 24, 2019
The 31-year-old posted 10 goals and 28 points in 74 regular season games with the St. Louis Blues this past season. Maroon added three goals and four assists in 26 playoff games to help the Blues win their first ever Stanley Cup.
In the playoffs, Maroon added three goals and four assists for seven points. The most noticeable goal was in Game 7 2OT against the Dallas Stars to advance the Blues to the Western Conference Finals. He added eight minutes in penalties.
Re: Around the league (signings, RFAs injuries)
Posted: Sun Aug 25, 2019 6:16 am
by Cousin Strawberry
Bill Guerin is slowly turning into rodney dangerfield
He looks how blob feels this morning
Re: Around the league (signings, RFAs injuries)
Posted: Sun Aug 25, 2019 7:43 am
by Blob Mckenzie
Blob feels great this morning. Something tells me the Dude got lit up like a Christmas Tree last night.
Re: Around the league (signings, RFAs injuries)
Posted: Sun Aug 25, 2019 8:01 am
by Chef Boi RD
Blob Mckenzie wrote: ↑Sun Aug 25, 2019 7:43 am
Blob feels great this morning. Something tells me the Dude got lit up like a Christmas Tree last night.
I lived like a king last night surrounded by good booze, good food and dispensaries everywhere all the while Macenzzi sat at the kitchen table eating stew staring at the wall of sobriety
Re: Around the league (signings, RFAs injuries)
Posted: Sun Aug 25, 2019 8:09 am
by Blob Mckenzie
RoyalDude wrote: ↑Sun Aug 25, 2019 8:01 am
Blob Mckenzie wrote: ↑Sun Aug 25, 2019 7:43 am
Blob feels great this morning. Something tells me the Dude got lit up like a Christmas Tree last night.
I lived like a king last night surrounded by good booze, good food and dispensaries everywhere all the while Macenzzi sat at the kitchen table eating stew staring at the wall of sobriety
No stew boss. Some great pasta and sober as a judge. I actually might hit North Paw today though, or Yellow Dog. I’m craving a craft beer or two.
Re: Around the league (signings, RFAs injuries)
Posted: Sun Aug 25, 2019 8:14 am
by Chef Boi RD
Blob Mckenzie wrote: ↑Sun Aug 25, 2019 8:09 am
RoyalDude wrote: ↑Sun Aug 25, 2019 8:01 am
Blob Mckenzie wrote: ↑Sun Aug 25, 2019 7:43 am
Blob feels great this morning. Something tells me the Dude got lit up like a Christmas Tree last night.
I lived like a king last night surrounded by good booze, good food and dispensaries everywhere all the while Macenzzi sat at the kitchen table eating stew staring at the wall of sobriety
No stew boss. Some great pasta and sober as a judge. I actually might hit North Paw today though, or Yellow Dog. I’m craving a craft beer or two.
What kind of pasta? Annies Cheddar? I had spaghetti pomodoro last night (fresh hand made pasta) and a side car of meatballs, a watermelon/tomato salad (fucking salad was brilliant) and a nice summer IPA for dinner.
Re: Around the league (signings, RFAs injuries)
Posted: Sun Aug 25, 2019 12:19 pm
by Strangelove
Uncle dans leg wrote: ↑Sat Aug 24, 2019 5:38 pm
Strangelove wrote: ↑Sat Aug 24, 2019 3:04 pm
Lancer wrote: ↑Sat Aug 24, 2019 2:51 pm
Uncle dans leg wrote: ↑Sat Aug 24, 2019 9:20 am
RoyalDude wrote: ↑Sat Aug 24, 2019 8:55 am
I hate the peaceful hillbilly countryside, it’s like “wonderful this, trees there, lake here, dirt there, amazing. Now take me to the city where I can drink and eat and be merry in fine establishments with sexy waitresses”
Thats why i married hot. Sexy coke skanks are cool and all but a hot babe making me cookies and bringing them to the lawn chair where I'm birdwatching beats the fuck out of the toilet tank bump club
I bbq on coal and have my own crossbow range. My cock has a tan from pissing outside...
Sounds like my kinda place.
Mmmmm... hot babes baking cookies.
Better keep that crossbow handy if you're gonna pee outside though.
(cuz woodboogers)
Was thinking of making exploding bolts for the crossbow with a shotgun shell and thermite from exploding targets.
I want basketball sized holes in my woodboogers
Remember that 'quatch expert, Peter Caine?
viewtopic.php?p=322937#p322937
Well he says some of the female woodboogers already have "basketball sized holes"...