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Re: Ownership and Management (These fuckin' guys™)
Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2026 12:15 pm
by Meds
Hearing Doan’s name out there as someone the Canucks have requested (from Toronto) permission to speak to.
https://www.sportsnet.ca/nhl/article/so ... hane-doan/
He’s been an advisor only with Toronto. I don’t see how he fits the bill of experienced and autonomous GM.
Re: Ownership and Management (These fuckin' guys™)
Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2026 1:05 pm
by donlever
I wonder how Jello feels?
Re: Ownership and Management (These fuckin' guys™)
Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2026 1:11 pm
by Topper
Geriatric expecting Doan's pills
Re: Ownership and Management (These fuckin' guys™)
Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2026 1:17 pm
by Meds
donlever wrote: ↑Wed Apr 22, 2026 1:05 pm
I wonder how Jello feels?
Does he not like Doan?
Re: Ownership and Management (These fuckin' guys™)
Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2026 1:34 pm
by Carl Yagro
For JPP:

Re: Ownership and Management (These fuckin' guys™)
Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2026 2:11 pm
by Cousin Strawberry
He's heavy into the whole Jesus thing. I live not far from his familys ranch about 20 minutes south of here. His bro is a sparky out here...
Ya dunno man. I guess he can't be any worse than dementia and ovaltine
Re: Ownership and Management (These fuckin' guys™)
Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2026 3:20 pm
by donlever
Mëds wrote: ↑Wed Apr 22, 2026 1:17 pm
donlever wrote: ↑Wed Apr 22, 2026 1:05 pm
I wonder how Jello feels?
Does he not like Doan?
.....right before your post .
JelloPuddingPop wrote: ↑Wed Apr 22, 2026 11:25 am
Shane Doan? Not sure for GM, or other position. But still strange. He never seemed that bright when listening to his interviews.
Am I missing something here?
Maybe you still have him foe'd I suppose.
Or, as my boy rats would say, s'pose.
Re: Ownership and Management (These fuckin' guys™)
Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2026 4:04 pm
by Carl Yagro
Not seeming that bright seems to be the perfect type of employee for Frank.
He also likes having old, senile types... Grandpa Simpson as the mouthpiece of the franchise.
Re: Ownership and Management (These fuckin' guys™)
Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2026 4:17 pm
by JelloPuddingPop
LOL, exactly - seems about as bright as that guy

Re: Ownership and Management (These fuckin' guys™)
Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2026 4:20 pm
by JelloPuddingPop
Cousin Strawberry wrote: ↑Wed Apr 22, 2026 2:11 pm
He's heavy into the whole Jesus thing. I live not far from his familys ranch about 20 minutes south of here. His bro is a sparky out here...
Ya dunno man. I guess he can't be any worse than dementia and ovaltine
You thinking if they hire Doan - he could trade EP40 on wing and a prayer?
Re: Ownership and Management (These fuckin' guys™)
Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2026 4:46 pm
by Carl Yagro
JelloPuddingPop wrote: ↑Wed Apr 22, 2026 4:20 pm
You thinking if they hire Doan - he could trade EP40 on wing and a prayer?
Well, keeping scooter has Bald Jovial Livin' On A Prayer. Fanbase gets to taste the Bad Medicine.
Hiring Jeezus Freak to handle the Pagan Messiah... could be interesting if he GMs like he played. Let's just say little Joey Starrett wouldn't be yelling for Shane to come back after causing yet another guy to quit.
Yeah, let's get it Doan.
Re: Ownership and Management (These fuckin' guys™)
Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2026 5:07 pm
by Tciso
Carl Yagro wrote: ↑Wed Apr 22, 2026 4:46 pm
JelloPuddingPop wrote: ↑Wed Apr 22, 2026 4:20 pm
You thinking if they hire Doan - he could trade EP40 on wing and a prayer?
Well, keeping scooter has Bald Jovial Livin' On A Prayer. Fanbase gets to taste the Bad Medicine.
Hiring Jeezus Freak to handle the Pagan Messiah... could be interesting if he GMs like he played. Let's just say little Joey Starrett wouldn't be yelling for Shane to come back after causing yet another guy to quit.
Yeah, let's get it Doan.
That's a shot thru the heart. Keep the faith.
Re: Ownership and Management (These fuckin' guys™)
Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2026 5:35 pm
by Cousin Strawberry
Bald Jovial though!

Re: Ownership and Management (These fuckin' guys™)
Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2026 5:41 pm
by Hockey Widow
Do you think Doan has an in with the hockey gawds
Re: Ownership and Management (These fuckin' guys™)
Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2026 5:50 pm
by Meds
donlever wrote: ↑Wed Apr 22, 2026 3:20 pm
Maybe you still have him foe'd I suppose.
Or, as my boy rats would say, s'pose.
Oh most certainly.
It is better for this here hockey talk message board if we just ignore each other.