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Megaterio Llamas wrote: ↑Mon Dec 23, 2024 8:45 pm

Cousin Strawberry wrote: ↑Mon Dec 23, 2024 8:42 pm

Megaterio Llamas wrote: ↑Mon Dec 23, 2024 8:41 pm

Cousin Strawberry wrote: ↑Mon Dec 23, 2024 8:39 pm The guy we traded for JTMiller is on the sharts? Muckmadullin

Blob is dialed in for this one

Blob still thinks we lost that trade

Yeah, I found out about that in the thread where it turned out Blob and MS might be the same guy.

Pound for pound one of the funniest threads ever.

If I had that much time to post I'd look like that creep that sold encyclopedias at 4 am with the greasy hair and goggles. Weibo is bitter about life. We can't fix this.

Blob Mckenzie wrote: ↑Mon Dec 23, 2024 11:32 pm

Cousin Strawberry wrote: ↑Mon Dec 23, 2024 8:42 pm

Megaterio Llamas wrote: ↑Mon Dec 23, 2024 8:41 pm

Cousin Strawberry wrote: ↑Mon Dec 23, 2024 8:39 pm The guy we traded for JTMiller is on the sharts? Muckmadullin

Blob is dialed in for this one

I got a banana to clap like a chimp.

Shakir Muckenziemadullin everyone (all 17 of you's)

A few comments;

What the San Jose Sharks lack in discipline they make up for in youthful exuberance, and any team with Canuck killers Hertl and Taffoli in the lineup is dangerous.

Once upon a time in a Canuckland far, far away there lived a Petey who feasted on top corner one timers from the right circle. Short side, far side, bar and in, post and in, nothing but net, slapper or wrister we saw it all five on five and and five on four it came came from the rare rookie forward to win League's Hardest Shot ... Let us not be fooled by last night.

First goal Garland drives the net taking a defender and distracting an atrocious rookie goaltender, DeBrusk, who has been on a scoring streak of late, draws the other D and wisely chooses to fire a hard low shot into the pads of the goalie that is kicked back into the slot for Scooter the trailer who the D has lost and is able to rifle the puck into the wide open side of the net. It was a hell of a shot, but a goal anyone on the team not named CoHog could have and should have scored. Garland's net drive, DeBrusk, the threat, with the classic POP.

Second goal was five on three due to a poorly advised coaches challenge and then JT Miller's determined drive up the middle to the net drawing a second penalty. lots of open ice and plenty of time to stare down the dirty diapered tender. It was a shot that kindles the fire fans had for for Petey, but this was all Scooter, no one timer here, not checking D moving in or trying to block the shot, there was time to check the sundial then tee it up. Give JT credit for the time and space.

Maybe it is an emergence and we will see more vs the Kraken but there is plenty of turkey between now and then.

With the mediocrity of the Canucks, Quinn will need the International coverage of Prime Time to garner the votes for retaining the Norris.

Juulson with the Edler.

We've yet to see Bubble Demko.

Sherwood makes the rookie look ECHL.

Just hanging on in the third is no way to finish.

Yeah Sherwood's goal was either a beauty snipe, or that goalie was ECHL. How often do you see a shot go in clean high blocker?

San Jose had numerous turnovers in their own end and should have been pummeled. We did that in the 2nd then took the foot off the gas.

Chef is taking Celebrini over Bedard if he had a choice

Sure, would... expect (quite) a few adjustments from you in the next few seasons.

Chef is taking Celebrini over Bedard if he had a choice

Chef is taking Bedard over Celebrini if he had a choice

Chef is back to taking Celebrini over Bedard if he had a choice

Um, no. Chef is taking Bedard over Celebrini if he had a choice

Chef is taking <insert player> over both those bums if he had a choice

Celebrini is already an elite dangler. Fuck he's got more shinnies than Boeser has shakes at 18

You mean "shimmies"?

I guess I should spend some... Celebrini time, c'mon. See how this young lad is shaking up the league in a Sharkies uni.