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RoyalDude wrote:All of Bennings Geniusness Draftings continue to dominate at will - Pettersen, Lind, Lockwood, Gaudette, Dope-ietro, Juolevi. Mind blowing stuff. Dahlen and Goldy continue to score at will

lol and of course they will all turn out right ?

Blob Mckenzie wrote:

nuckster wrote:Oh goodness, just brilliant ^.

Who cares ? Danny posts baked, I post a bit lit, Strangelove is a mess he posts Topper is lit on moonshine, Rats is clean but used to be a fuckup like us. Dude does rock 24-7..., it’s all in the interpretation

Whoa...

I thought I kept that on the DL

Uncle dans leg wrote:

nuckster wrote:Oh goodness

nuckster the ned flanders of the corner

I had to look this Ned up on google - too funny! I remember the old days before smart phones, and waking up after a good 'burn' the night before and it was like, "oh fuck, which ex did i phone?" Now, its momentary deluded thoughts that there is something absolutely brilliant that has to be shared with the masses.... yeah ho hum.

nuckster wrote:

Uncle dans leg wrote:

nuckster wrote:Oh goodness

nuckster the ned flanders of the corner

I had to look this Ned up on google - too funny! I remember the old days before smart phones, and waking up after a good 'burn' the night before and it was like, "oh fuck, which ex did i phone?" Now, its momentary deluded thoughts that there is something absolutely brilliant that has to be shared with the masses.... yeah ho hum.

I honestly have no idea what any of that means (other than the ex thing in quotations)

I read it 3 times and still nothing...

Uncle dans leg wrote:

nuckster wrote:

Uncle dans leg wrote:

nuckster wrote:Oh goodness

nuckster the ned flanders of the corner

I had to look this Ned up on google - too funny! I remember the old days before smart phones, and waking up after a good 'burn' the night before and it was like, "oh fuck, which ex did i phone?" Now, when im drunk an stoned, i'm prone to late night brain waves that there is something absolutely brilliant running through the mind about the canucks that has to be shared with the masses.... yeah ho hum.

I honestly have no idea what any of that means (other than the ex thing in quotations)

I read it 3 times and still nothing...

A little clearer?

Blob Mckenzie wrote:

RoyalDude wrote:All of Bennings Geniusness Draftings continue to dominate at will - Pettersen, Lind, Lockwood, Gaudette, Dope-ietro, Juolevi. Mind blowing stuff. Dahlen and Goldy continue to score at will

lol and of course they will all turn out right ?

100%

nuckster wrote:
A little clearer?

Somewhat...except now you're stoner/swiller Ned with a disturbing alter ego

Uncle dans leg wrote:

nuckster wrote:
A little clearer?

Somewhat...except now you're stoner/swiller Ned with a disturbing alter ego

Disturbing?? I'll tell ya what's disturbing; it's the prospect of the Canuck's outplaying the Pens tonight and lacking the goals/finish for the win. Bo has to step up and earn his money and Boeser needs to get set up to use his slap shot by the face-off circle.

Disturbing, was also accompanying the wife today to pick out a paint colour for the front door landing area - mother of Gawd! (Mind-numbing). I might have to wait until next weekend to paint - she still hasn't chosen her colour/shade yet.

nuckster wrote:

Uncle dans leg wrote:

nuckster wrote:
A little clearer?

Somewhat...except now you're stoner/swiller Ned with a disturbing alter ego

Disturbing?? I'll tell ya what's disturbing; it's the prospect of the Canuck's outplaying the Pens tonight and lacking the goals/finish for the win. Bo has to step up and earn his money and Boeser needs to get set up to use his slap shot by the face-off circle.

Boeser has to ditch the whole telegraph every chance is a shot thing he's started doing of late. Yes he has a good shot but half of scoring in the NHL is surprising the goalie. Everyone on the ice and me in my recliner know what he's gonna do if the puck comes to him and no surprise, they're not going in all of a sudden.

nuckster wrote:
Disturbing, was also accompanying the wife today to pick out a paint colour for the front door landing area - mother of Gawd! (Mind-numbing). I might have to wait until next weekend to paint - she still hasn't chosen her colour/shade yet.

Why do you have to go pick the paint? Let her pick whatever the fuck she wants while you're at home double tapping you're 4 chamber water bong...

Uncle dans leg wrote:

nuckster wrote:
Disturbing, was also accompanying the wife today to pick out a paint colour for the front door landing area - mother of Gawd! (Mind-numbing). I might have to wait until next weekend to paint - she still hasn't chosen her colour/shade yet.

Why do you have to go pick the paint? Let her pick whatever the fuck she wants while you're at home double tapping you're 4 chamber water bong...

Just showin the love. She was insistent that i accompany her. It's all good though. I have 2.5 to 3 hours of undisturbed peace while watching the game later - give a little, take a little.

U might be right about Boeser telegraphing, but they gotto find a way to use his shot more. Its not like the Canucks are gifted with a wide assortment of effective goal scoring 'young guns'. I read yesterday that we're dead last in the league for goals for over the last 3 years.

Blob Mckenzie wrote:

RoyalDude wrote:All of Bennings Geniusness Draftings continue to dominate at will - Pettersen, Lind, Lockwood, Gaudette, Dope-ietro, Juolevi. Mind blowing stuff. Dahlen and Goldy continue to score at will

lol and of course they will all turn out right ?

Just as those picks he traded away.

Topper wrote:

Blob Mckenzie wrote:

RoyalDude wrote:All of Bennings Geniusness Draftings continue to dominate at will - Pettersen, Lind, Lockwood, Gaudette, Dope-ietro, Juolevi. Mind blowing stuff. Dahlen and Goldy continue to score at will

lol and of course they will all turn out right ?

Just as those picks he traded away.

True to a point , but more lottery tickets gives you more chances

Remember IN and Bubbles losing their lid over the Baertschi, Granlund, Dorsett, Lack trades?

RoyalDude wrote:Remember IN and Bubbles losing their lid over the Baertschi, Granlund, Dorsett, Lack trades?

I didn’t bitch about the Dorsett trade at all. I was fine with it , but his contract was a problem. Finally in year 3 of a 4 year ticket he is earning his money. Lack I figured could have gotten a higher pick but I wasn’t busted up about it. It’s more the fact that he played equal to the human parasite Miller that season at a fraction of the cost. I have never liked Miller going back to Buffalo. I was wrong on the Granlund deal as I thought Shinkaruk might amount to something. Granlund is a somewhat useful piece. I didn’t lose my lid over the Baertschi trade at all.

Once again for Mr Slow: the picks I didn’t like pissed away were the two gifted 2nds in the Sutter and Gudbranson trades. The Vey and Pedan trades and the Forsling blunder. That’s three seconds, a third and a high end young d man.