Aliens

[Cousin Strawberry]

Bear banger

Clear as day out there with moonlight. Not a soul for miles

It was something like a bear banger but it came from an elevated position descending down to around 50m to detonate

[Cousin Strawberry]

So anyone else tripping balls about all these orbs and drones being seen around the globe? I have been trying to watch as many vids as possible from witnesses and have seen at least 2-3 clips of these things either exploding or emitting some energy that detonates similarly to my encounter I had

Seriously though....what the fuck

[Chef Boi RD]

So anyone else tripping balls about all these orbs and drones being seen around the globe? I have been trying to watch as many vids as possible from witnesses and have seen at least 2-3 clips of these things either exploding or emitting some energy that detonates similarly to my encounter I had

Seriously though....what the fuck

They’re here!

The Bible is over!

[Cousin Strawberry]

So anyone else tripping balls about all these orbs and drones being seen around the globe? I have been trying to watch as many vids as possible from witnesses and have seen at least 2-3 clips of these things either exploding or emitting some energy that detonates similarly to my encounter I had

Seriously though....what the fuck

They’re here!

The Bible is over!

The Bible and God ARE the aliens Chef. It's why the Vatican hides all those documents from us. They know

[Strangelove]

You two seem like prime candidates for Heaven's Gate Part Deux (smile).

[Cousin Strawberry]

You two seem like prime candidates for Heaven's Gate Part Deux (smile).

I'll put in a good word for you with the creators Doc. They've been trying to communicate

[Strangelove]

I'll put in a good word for you with the creators Doc. They've been trying to communicate

Hmmmm...

I once was dragged home by a stunningly beautiful woman from Coconuts in Burnaby at last call.

I also woke up with my back covered in claw marks but the beautiful woman had transformed into a terrifying demon

I'm not saying, I'm just saying.

Also, dancing green lightsabers (smile).

[Topper]

Just fell out of a coconut tree

[Strangelove]

Just fell out of a coconut tree

[Cousin Strawberry]

Being an Alientologist means enduring scorn from subscribers of the other religions constantly.

We are used to the condescending reactions from you people

[Strangelove]

you people

[Cousin Strawberry]

you people

[Strangelove]

[Cousin Strawberry]

Isn't that a violation of your hypnotic oath or whatever?

I trusted in you random collection of pseudonyms in strict confidence!

[Topper]

Just fell out of a coconut tree

The cackle was the give away.