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Re: The Official CC "All Thing Leaves" thread
Posted: Sat Jan 25, 2020 10:04 am
by Blob Mckenzie
Auston Mathews looks like he’s been partying with the Chef on a regular basis. 22 my ass. He looks 52. Oh and that ugly coat and turtleneck with the skullet and cheesey moustache? Who is sending this kid out rocking that costume?
Re: The Official CC "All Thing Leaves" thread
Posted: Sat Jan 25, 2020 10:10 am
by Chef Boi RD
Matthews - great talent. Questionable headspace
Re: The Official CC "All Thing Leaves" thread
Posted: Sat Jan 25, 2020 10:52 am
by Mickey107
Lose the Snot Mop. Or grow a real one...
Re: The Official CC "All Thing Leaves" thread
Posted: Sat Jan 25, 2020 2:56 pm
by Strangelove
Doyle Hargraves wrote: ↑Sat Jan 25, 2020 10:04 am
Auston Mathews... 22 my ass. He looks 52. Oh and that ugly coat and turtleneck with the skullet and cheesey moustache?
Who is sending this kid out rocking that costume?
Uncle Fester?

Re: The Official CC "All Thing Leaves" thread
Posted: Sat Jan 25, 2020 4:17 pm
by Cousin Strawberry
Strangelove wrote: ↑Sat Jan 25, 2020 2:56 pm
Doyle Hargraves wrote: ↑Sat Jan 25, 2020 10:04 am
Auston Mathews... 22 my ass. He looks 52. Oh and that ugly coat and turtleneck with the skullet and cheesey moustache?
Who is sending this kid out rocking that costume?
Uncle Fester?
No way! Ha!
Re: The Official CC "All Thing Leaves" thread
Posted: Fri Jan 31, 2020 6:02 am
by BigTuna
1117 point pace under Sheldon Keefe. Nylander on pace for 38 goals, 75 points... He is signed at 6.9 for the next 4 years now...
Re: The Official CC "All Thing Leaves" thread
Posted: Fri Jan 31, 2020 6:20 am
by Blob Mckenzie
1117 points eh? That would definitely be a new record.
Re: The Official CC "All Thing Leaves" thread
Posted: Fri Jan 31, 2020 6:32 am
by Chef Boi RD
Canucks 51 games 29 - 18 - 4 - 62 points
Leaves 51 games 27 - 17 - 7 - 61 points
The Leaves have 3 players making $11 million per year. One of them - Tavares is 62nd in the league in scoring and turns 30 this September
Re: The Official CC "All Thing Leaves" thread
Posted: Fri Jan 31, 2020 7:44 am
by Cousin Strawberry
Chef Boi RD wrote: ↑Fri Jan 31, 2020 6:32 am
- Tavares is 62nd in the league in scoring and turns 30 this September
Hes saving himself for the playoffs

Re: The Official CC "All Thing Leaves" thread
Posted: Fri Jan 31, 2020 8:14 am
by Mickey107
The Brown Wizard wrote: ↑Fri Jan 31, 2020 7:44 am
Chef Boi RD wrote: ↑Fri Jan 31, 2020 6:32 am
- Tavares is 62nd in the league in scoring and turns 30 this September
Hes saving himself for the playoffs
Or something.

Re: The Official CC "All Thing Leaves" thread
Posted: Fri Jan 31, 2020 8:59 am
by BigTuna
Chef Boi RD wrote: ↑Fri Jan 31, 2020 6:32 am
Canucks 51 games 29 - 18 - 4 - 62 points
Leaves 51 games 27 - 17 - 7 - 61 points
The Leaves have 3 players making $11 million per year. One of them - Tavares is 62nd in the league in scoring and turns 30 this September
You are leaving-out his whole getting injured and missing games. He is just shy of PPG.
leaves have 2 players making 11 million.
Oh and Matthews is on pace for 58 goals, 98 points, Marner is on a 103 point pace. Both are 22...
Re: The Official CC "All Thing Leaves" thread
Posted: Fri Jan 31, 2020 9:28 am
by Mickey107
BigTuna wrote: ↑Fri Jan 31, 2020 8:59 am
Chef Boi RD wrote: ↑Fri Jan 31, 2020 6:32 am
Canucks 51 games 29 - 18 - 4 - 62 points
Leaves 51 games 27 - 17 - 7 - 61 points
The Leaves have 3 players making $11 million per year. One of them - Tavares is 62nd in the league in scoring and turns 30 this September
You are leaving-out his whole getting injured and missing games. He is just shy of PPG.
Leaves have 2 players making 11 million.
Oh and Matthews is on pace for 58 goals, 98 points, Marner is on a 103 point pace. Both are 22...
Three players averaging over 11 million per year. Forever.
Austin is very mature for 22 eh?.
When's the probation over?
Re: The Official CC "All Thing Leaves" thread
Posted: Fri Jan 31, 2020 10:25 am
by Cousin Strawberry
BigTuna wrote: ↑Fri Jan 31, 2020 8:59 am
Chef Boi RD wrote: ↑Fri Jan 31, 2020 6:32 am
Canucks 51 games 29 - 18 - 4 - 62 points
Leaves 51 games 27 - 17 - 7 - 61 points
The Leaves have 3 players making $11 million per year. One of them - Tavares is 62nd in the league in scoring and turns 30 this September
You are leaving-out his whole getting injured and missing games. He is just shy of PPG.
Leaves have 2 players making 11 million.
Oh and Matthews is on pace for 58 goals, 98 points, Marner is on a 103 point pace. Both are 22...
Yet stilll...your team sucks and is lining up tee times for late april as usual.
Possibly the most shocking display of ineptitude in professional sports
Re: The Official CC "All Thing Leaves" thread
Posted: Fri Jan 31, 2020 11:44 am
by Chef Boi RD
Turns 30 in September/$11 Million per season for 5 more seasons after this season. 41 points 44 games. Canucks 62 points/Leaves 61 points
Re: The Official CC "All Thing Leaves" thread
Posted: Fri Jan 31, 2020 2:08 pm
by Strangelove
The Brown Wizard wrote: ↑Fri Jan 31, 2020 10:25 am
Possibly the most shocking display of ineptitude in professional sports
I concur.
