Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 3:07 pm
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Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 3:15 pm
Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 3:31 pm
This is one way to get people's minds off of Dr Henry I suppose...
Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 3:41 pm
I bet that guy could give a mean handjobStrangelove wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 3:15 pmGlad to hear you're not suffering from any Survivor's Guilt!
I had a wet dream about Bonnie last night.
Twas great until I got distracted by that fucking sign-language guy's weird contortions!
Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 4:02 pm
I'm glad to see self-isolation isn't getting to you yet!
Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 4:20 pm
Do you think she whisper-screams when she gets her toes curled?Strangelove wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 3:15 pmGlad to hear you're not suffering from any Survivor's Guilt!
I had a wet dream about Bonnie last night.
Twas great until I got distracted by that fucking sign-language guy's weird contortions!
Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 4:32 pm
It wouldn't surprise me, but I can't help thinkingThe Brown Wizard wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 4:20 pmDo you think she whisper-screams when she gets her toes curled?Strangelove wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 3:15 pmGlad to hear you're not suffering from any Survivor's Guilt!
I had a wet dream about Bonnie last night.
Twas great until I got distracted by that fucking sign-language guy's weird contortions!
... in what manner would that tardie guy be describing dat dere to all the deaf folk in the viewing audience?
Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 4:34 pm
Hey!
Maybe he's Reef!Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 4:51 pm
Sweden threatens to report France for wearing masks
Sweden is considering reporting France to the European Commission for breach of the internal market rules. That's because a shipment of four million face masks from China to the Swedish-based company Mölnlycke has been stopped in France.
This is what Friday says from Trade Minister Anna Hallberg (S).
"It may be time to put the heavy artillery into operation," she says.
https://politiken.dk/udland/art7740438/ ... %A5-masker
Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 4:57 pm
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^ French pirates!
^ French pirates!
Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 5:07 pm
Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)
Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2020 2:02 am
Why did Helen Keller masturbate with only one hand? So she could moan with the other hand.Strangelove wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 4:32 pmIt wouldn't surprise me, but I can't help thinkingThe Brown Wizard wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 4:20 pmDo you think she whisper-screams when she gets her toes curled?Strangelove wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 3:15 pmGlad to hear you're not suffering from any Survivor's Guilt!
I had a wet dream about Bonnie last night.
Twas great until I got distracted by that fucking sign-language guy's weird contortions!
... in what manner would that tardie guy be describing dat dere to all the deaf folk in the viewing audience?
Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)
Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2020 5:20 am
Truly awful machine translation, but you get the gist. Face masks belonging to a Swedish company were stolen by the French. And Sweden has filed charges against France for violating EU laws.Megaterio Llamas wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 4:51 pmSweden threatens to report France for wearing masks
Sweden is considering reporting France to the European Commission for breach of the internal market rules. That's because a shipment of four million face masks from China to the Swedish-based company Mölnlycke has been stopped in France.
This is what Friday says from Trade Minister Anna Hallberg (S).
"It may be time to put the heavy artillery into operation," she says.
https://politiken.dk/udland/art7740438/ ... %A5-masker
Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)
Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2020 5:21 am
Yup.
Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)
Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2020 5:30 am
So, because of Corona, Björklöven will not get promoted to the SHL, there will be no 2020 Olympics, no 2020 Euro and no Eurovision Song Contest.
Also, people are dying and we may be entering a global recession.
And Hungary is turning into a dictatorship.
But I digress.
Anyway, here is a brief summary with comments on 20 things we will miss from Eurovision:
Also, people are dying and we may be entering a global recession.
And Hungary is turning into a dictatorship.
But I digress.
Anyway, here is a brief summary with comments on 20 things we will miss from Eurovision: