We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)

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Topper wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 2:42 pm Anyone else get a boner when Dr Henry talks about the # of dead?
Glad to hear you're not suffering from any Survivor's Guilt!

I had a wet dream about Bonnie last night.

Twas great until I got distracted by that fucking sign-language guy's weird contortions! :wow:
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This is one way to get people's minds off of Dr Henry I suppose...

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Strangelove wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 3:15 pm
Topper wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 2:42 pm Anyone else get a boner when Dr Henry talks about the # of dead?
Glad to hear you're not suffering from any Survivor's Guilt!

I had a wet dream about Bonnie last night.

Twas great until I got distracted by that fucking sign-language guy's weird contortions! :wow:
I bet that guy could give a mean handjob :mad:
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Doyle Hargraves wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 3:41 pm I bet that guy could give a mean handjob :mad:
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Strangelove wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 3:15 pm
Topper wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 2:42 pm Anyone else get a boner when Dr Henry talks about the # of dead?
Glad to hear you're not suffering from any Survivor's Guilt!

I had a wet dream about Bonnie last night.

Twas great until I got distracted by that fucking sign-language guy's weird contortions! :wow:
Do you think she whisper-screams when she gets her toes curled?
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The Brown Wizard wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 4:20 pm
Strangelove wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 3:15 pm
Topper wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 2:42 pm Anyone else get a boner when Dr Henry talks about the # of dead?
Glad to hear you're not suffering from any Survivor's Guilt!

I had a wet dream about Bonnie last night.

Twas great until I got distracted by that fucking sign-language guy's weird contortions! :wow:
Do you think she whisper-screams when she gets her toes curled?
It wouldn't surprise me, but I can't help thinking

... in what manner would that tardie guy be describing dat dere to all the deaf folk in the viewing audience? :?
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Doyle Hargraves wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 3:41 pm I bet that guy could give a mean handjob :mad:
Hey! :idea: Maybe he's Reef!
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Sweden threatens to report France for wearing masks

Sweden is considering reporting France to the European Commission for breach of the internal market rules. That's because a shipment of four million face masks from China to the Swedish-based company Mölnlycke has been stopped in France.

This is what Friday says from Trade Minister Anna Hallberg (S).

"It may be time to put the heavy artillery into operation," she says.

https://politiken.dk/udland/art7740438/ ... %A5-masker
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^ French pirates! :wow:
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Strangelove wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 4:32 pm
The Brown Wizard wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 4:20 pm
Strangelove wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 3:15 pm
Topper wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 2:42 pm Anyone else get a boner when Dr Henry talks about the # of dead?
Glad to hear you're not suffering from any Survivor's Guilt!

I had a wet dream about Bonnie last night.

Twas great until I got distracted by that fucking sign-language guy's weird contortions! :wow:
Do you think she whisper-screams when she gets her toes curled?
It wouldn't surprise me, but I can't help thinking

... in what manner would that tardie guy be describing dat dere to all the deaf folk in the viewing audience? :?
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Megaterio Llamas wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 4:51 pm
Sweden threatens to report France for wearing masks

Sweden is considering reporting France to the European Commission for breach of the internal market rules. That's because a shipment of four million face masks from China to the Swedish-based company Mölnlycke has been stopped in France.

This is what Friday says from Trade Minister Anna Hallberg (S).

"It may be time to put the heavy artillery into operation," she says.

https://politiken.dk/udland/art7740438/ ... %A5-masker
Truly awful machine translation, but you get the gist. Face masks belonging to a Swedish company were stolen by the French. And Sweden has filed charges against France for violating EU laws.
‘the smaller Aegean islands’ means any islands in the Aegean Sea except the islands of Crete and Evia.
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Strangelove wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 4:57 pm .

^ French pirates! :wow:
Yup. :evil:
‘the smaller Aegean islands’ means any islands in the Aegean Sea except the islands of Crete and Evia.
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So, because of Corona, Björklöven will not get promoted to the SHL, there will be no 2020 Olympics, no 2020 Euro and no Eurovision Song Contest.

Also, people are dying and we may be entering a global recession.
And Hungary is turning into a dictatorship.
But I digress.

Anyway, here is a brief summary with comments on 20 things we will miss from Eurovision:
‘the smaller Aegean islands’ means any islands in the Aegean Sea except the islands of Crete and Evia.
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