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5thhorseman wrote: ↑Fri Apr 03, 2020 1:37 pm

Chef Boi RD wrote: ↑Fri Apr 03, 2020 12:30 pm I just scored a box of 50 latex gloves. Fucking great score!

What about masks? You know eventually we're all going to be required to wear masks in public. Reef will finally have the last laugh.

Muffled laughter though...

5thhorseman wrote: ↑Fri Apr 03, 2020 1:37 pm

Chef Boi RD wrote: ↑Fri Apr 03, 2020 12:30 pm I just scored a box of 50 latex gloves. Fucking great score!

What about masks? You know eventually we're all going to be required to wear masks in public. Reef will finally have the last laugh.

100 wanks.

I wonder how many masks Mr. Tang has?

"Mr Tang"??

That's what Reef calls the old lady...

Strangelove wrote: ↑Fri Apr 03, 2020 2:33 pm "Mr Tang"??

That's what Reef calls the old lady...

Only when she straps on her little friend....reef calls him Victor

5thhorseman wrote: ↑Fri Apr 03, 2020 1:37 pm

Chef Boi RD wrote: ↑Fri Apr 03, 2020 12:30 pm I just scored a box of 50 latex gloves. Fucking great score!

What about masks? You know eventually we're all going to be required to wear masks in public. Reef will finally have the last laugh.

Masks are tough to score, apparently there are a couple places you can buy them in Richmond

I’m hearing the move now is making masks out of vacuum bags, my wife is looking in to it as she can run a mean sewing machine

Doyle Hargraves wrote: ↑Fri Apr 03, 2020 1:34 pm

Chef Boi RD wrote: ↑Fri Apr 03, 2020 12:30 pm I just scored a box of 50 latex gloves. Fucking great score!

You can use them for all the hookers you finger bang

Um.....yeah-ah. What were you thinking?

The little old lady sewing circles here have been stitching home made masks for a couple of weeks.

It's like wearing a condom on a nude beach to avoid procreating. Keeping your distance and not cumming inside bitches will do the same.

I just hope the old ladies are using soft absorbent material so they can line their granny pants and cut down on the depends bill.

Blimey! The scotch is all gone and I'm down to 22 bottles of wine, a bottle of gin, and a half-bottle of Crown.

Should have bought more booze, dagnabbit...

Listen to the human howling in Mill Valley, California.

Strangelove wrote: ↑Fri Apr 03, 2020 8:25 pm Blimey! The scotch is all gone and I'm down to 22 bottles of wine, a bottle of gin, and a half-bottle of Crown.

Should have bought more booze, dagnabbit...

I restock daily

I just drank 1/2 of my 2 week supply tonight... :/

Strangelove wrote: ↑Fri Apr 03, 2020 8:33 pm

Listen to the human howling in Mill Valley, California.

I'm gonna need way more ammunition

Chef Boi RD wrote: ↑Fri Apr 03, 2020 5:55 pm

5thhorseman wrote: ↑Fri Apr 03, 2020 1:37 pm

Chef Boi RD wrote: ↑Fri Apr 03, 2020 12:30 pm I just scored a box of 50 latex gloves. Fucking great score!

What about masks? You know eventually we're all going to be required to wear masks in public. Reef will finally have the last laugh.

Masks are tough to score, apparently there are a couple places you can buy them in Richmond

I’m hearing the move now is making masks out of vacuum bags, my wife is looking in to it as she can run a mean sewing machine

Apparently blue shop towels are the best filter for Kung Fu Flu.

The Brown Wizard wrote: ↑Fri Apr 03, 2020 9:26 pm

Strangelove wrote: ↑Fri Apr 03, 2020 8:33 pm

Listen to the human howling in Mill Valley, California.

I'm gonna need way more ammunition

That's another thing there is a short supply of. I better quit wasting my stock on shooting gophers - have to use poison instead. Good thing my dogs don't eat the gophers.

Apparently the virus has mutated, so now there are two different types of corona.