Canucks News N Notes 23-24 Playoff Edition

[Cousin Strawberry]

Well if that what it takes to turn the mild mannered paper salesman Dwight Shrute Elias Pettersson into a prick then I will accept if he gets suspended for going low bridge on a top line coiler next year

[donlever]

Dakscoot.

[Topper]

He currently drives an A8 when not scootering

[BoS]

He currently drives an A8 when not scootering

An A4 seems a more appropriate weight and h/p for his own drive capability.

[Topper]

He currently drives an A8 when not scootering

An A4 seems a more appropriate weight and h/p for his own drive capability.

I'm thinking a three cylinder Suzuki Swift

[Cousin Strawberry]

Except when he rocks up next to you at the light in his Audi, it'll be in a 25k suit with giant rocks dangling from earlobes and scrotums...sneering up at you then lays 1 through 8 gears of 30" wide rubber stripes off into the sunset

[5thhorseman]

There would be nothing more satisfying than to see Coiler hopes snuffed out tonight at home.

Sooooo close

[Topper]

Except when he rocks up next to you at the light in his Audi, it'll be in a 25k suit with giant rocks dangling from earlobes and scrotums...sneering up at you then lays 1 through 8 gears of 30" wide rubber stripes off into the sunset

He has no scrotum you say.

[donlever]

Except when he rocks up next to you at the light in his Audi, it'll be in a 25k suit with giant rocks dangling from earlobes and scrotums...sneering up at you then lays 1 through 8 gears of 30" wide rubber stripes off into the sunset

I doubt he drives like that....might damage the scooter in the back.

And his neck isn't thick enough to carry the weight of diamond studs.

And he's very possibly scrotumless.